Fake Bands

[Tenbatsuzen]

This sprouted from a Sports-Guy-esque conversation I was having about Zack Attack with a friend of mine.

The question is this...

You are forced by the powers that be to see one concert by a fake band, i.e. a band that was shown in a movie, TV show, etc. Not an ACTUAL band that toured, released a record, or played live shows that the general public could see.

Examples: Zach Attack, The Heights (with a special disclaimer, see below) and Catwalk.

Technically, the Partridge Family, The Monkees, Spinal Tap, and other bands are eliminated because even though they came from movies or TV, people could actually see their concerts and buy their albums.

(The Heights is a special exception - they did get airplay, but they never had a full album, just one track on the soundtrack that beared their name)

Go to it, kids.





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[CruelCircus]

Josie & The Pussycats.

But I'd go to one of the late-night shows. You know, where they wear the skimpier outfits...


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Republicans will sacrifice the Election for the sake of the Nation.

Bush-Cheney 2004.

[Furtherman]

Did The Silver Platters ever really perform? If not, I'd chose them and go for Marcia backstage, offering her vodka and a nitrus balloon.

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[Zipgun]

River Bottom Nightmare Band.

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it's like wiping my ass with Jesus. - Poot

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[JesterOfSadness]

wasnt jabberjaw in a band in his show?

[BoondockSaint]

Emmitt Otter's Jug Band

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[McNabbShouldDie]

This shouldnt even be a question, The Lone Rangers own all movie bands.

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[mikeyboy]

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

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[Zipgun]

http://www.rutles.org/rpix/rutles.jpg

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it's like wiping my ass with Jesus. - Poot

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[TheMojoPin]

Those Oneders got pretty damn annoying after a while...

Though I will listen to The Commitments any day of the week.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[badorties]

stillwater

http://www.cameroncroweonline.com/films/images/famous/stills/stillwatersmall.jpg


citizen dick

http://www.sadrom.cricketscomputers.com/citzdick.gif


barbusters

http://www.michaeljfoxdatabase.com/Gallery/f_LOD/images/Promo_barbusters_jpg.jpg


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[TheGameHHH]

no doubt Stillwater, just cause I heart Jason Lee.

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[badorties]

Commitments


kinda don't count .... some iteration has been touring for ten years


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[Evilpete]

Everyone Gets Laid
The Lone Rangers

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[TheMojoPin]

What about THE WAY OUTS?!?!

"Eep/EEP/Opp/OPP/Ork/ORK/Ah-ah...and that means 'I love you!'"

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Lumber]

Gee...There was a thread similar to this...hmmm...what was it......oh yes...Rap...That`s it...Fake Bands? Fuck `em...

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[grlNIN]

Stillwater and Dimension.

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[FUNKMAN]

The Mosquitos from Gilligans Island

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[sr71blackbird]

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Soggy Bottom Boys

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[FUNKMAN]

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[grlNIN]

The B-Sharps.

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<br>Take me out tonight because I want to see people and I want to see life</center>

[KC2OSO]

Spinal Tap "Big Bottom," "Smell the Glove," and "Sex Farm"

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This message was edited by Fester on 8-23-04 @ 10:29 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

Spinal Tap "Big Bottom," "Smell the Glove," and "Sex Farm"



Did you fail reading comprehension in high school?



Technically, the Partridge Family, The Monkees, Spinal Tap, and other bands are eliminated because even though they came from movies or TV, people could actually see their concerts and buy their albums.



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[Tenbatsuzen]

The B-Sharps.



This one, I like very much.

I'm shocked no one said Jem and the Holograms yet.



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[JPMNICK]

when i first read this post, i was thinking there is no way there can be that many to choose from. you guys know WAY to many fake bands

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[BrownTown]

It's all about Zorak and the Way Outs.

I'd pay to see 30 of their shows.

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[theseatbelts]

The International Silver String Submarine Band.

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[Mike Teacher]

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[blancostupido]

Camel Lips

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doesn't know what day it is

[Freakshow]

The B-Sharps.


Melvin and the Squirrels.


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[jeffdwright2001]

Elwy and the Tree Weasels performing their hit "Twitch and Writhe".

They did a great charity concert for this kid's orphanage.

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[badorties]

Jem and the Holograms


the (singing) voice of JEM was britta phillips, now the bassist for NY's Luna ... and she's dreamy

http://www.zabladowski.org/images/articles/de_jem_a_britta.jpg

http://www.smalldoggies.com/Images/Britta_2.JPG

http://www.newbeats.com/maygraphics03/brittapix2.jpg

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[fezident]

Worst fake band: CRUCIAL TAUNT (Tia's band from the Waynes World movies)

Best NAME for a fake band: THE SHITTY BEATLES. (Crucial Taunts opening act)

"Who's playing tonight"?

"The Shitty Beatles".

"Are they any good"?

"Nope...they suck".

""Okay...so it's not just an unfortunate name"

Fez 4 Prez!!

[DarkHippie]

The Frogtown Hollow Jubillee Jug Band

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[mikeyboy]

What about THE WAY OUTS?!?!

"Eep/EEP/Opp/OPP/Ork/ORK/Ah-ah...and that means 'I love you!'"


Pffft. You're all mixed up. Jet Screamer was on the Jetsons and sang "Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah" The Way-Outs were on the Flintsones and sang the Wayouts song. DON'T PISS ON MY CHILDHOOD!


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[TheMojoPin]

It was a trick.

"GOTCHA, BITCH!"

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[mikeyboy]

WHY, YOU LITTLE...

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Technically, the Partridge Family, The Monkees, <b>Spinal Tap</b>, and other bands are eliminated because even though they came from movies or TV, people could actually see their concerts and buy their albums.

I like to break rules:

I'm voting for Spinal Tap despite the "rules" set up here. They were a Fake Band who really could write and play their music (and toured for real while some "real" bands who toured were faking their playing/singing) They aren't a real band, they don't even use their real names or voices when not playing. I think of the real aspects of Spinal Tap (the real tours and albums) as part of the joke of them not being a real band (People actually thought that movie was real, at least for a little while)

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Spinal Tap: Mark 2 (AKA "The Folksmen")


If I was playing by the rules I'd vote for
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Steel Dragon (made up of members of real bands, even Mark Mark of the Funky Bunch. I guess I like the whole mix of real and fake in my fake bands.)

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This message was edited by SKW on 8-25-04 @ 8:53 AM

[El Mudo]

I vote for Fingerbang...

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[Freakshow]

Milli Vanilli



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[Gringo Star]

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Beef from Phantom Of The Paradise.

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[KennethC]

Does no one remember the greatest battle of the bands of all-time? Cotton Candy vs. Rapid Fire!

http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg

[Tall_James]

Wyld Stallions Rule !!!

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[Tall_James]

There's trouble in a far off nation
Gotta get in a love formation
Your love's more deadly than Saddam
That's why we gotta drop the bomb!

[Party posse!!]
[Yelling]

Yvan eht nioj..
Yvan eht nioj..
Yvan eht nioj
NIOJ!!

If your in a mess
You'll come around
And you'll sing it again
Yvan eht NIOJ!!

Yvan eht nioj..
Yvan eht nioj..
Yvan eht nioj..
NIOJ!!


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[Tall_James]

http://buttloadof2gether.zzn.com/Customization/DeployImage/buttloadof2gether_Capt.gif

Sadly, the kid on the left is dead now.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Back Street Boys

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The Groovie Ghoulies (early 70s Saturday morning cartoon).

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[Tall_James]

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/impossi2.jpg

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[Freakshow]

The Groovie Ghoulies (early 70s Saturday morning cartoon).

There's a real band called the Groovie Ghoulies, too:
<img src=http://www.converse.nl/events/Old%20Events/Images/groovieghoulies_poster.gif>

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[Tall_James]

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[Jack_Doff]

How about Fat Albert and his guys? I mean, think how good they were, and they were playing on garbage they found in the junkyard. Imagine if they got real instruments? And I'm sure at sometime during the show, I'd learn an important moralistic lesson.

[Tall_James]

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/cobhan/images/happydays/gangsingingatarnolds.jpg

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[KennethC]

Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pumps your blood.

The right atrium's where the process
begins,
Where the C02 blood enters the heart
Through the tricuspid valve to the right
ventricle
The pulmonary artery and lungs.
Once inside the lungs it dumps its carbon
dioxide
And picks up its oxygen supply
Then it's back to the heart through the
pulmonary vein
Through the atrium and left ventricle.

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[SuperClerk]

Here is a very cool site that lists all fake bands from TV shows. (http://www.fakebands.com/)

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Winky Dinky Dog!

[Freakshow]

Damn, they have Melvin and the Squirrels. And they even out-obscured me with:

Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa

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[mikeyboy]

Does no one remember the greatest battle of the bands of all-time? Cotton Candy vs. Rapid Fire!


I don't know whether I should be proud or embarassed to have caught that reference. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077374/)

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[mikeyboy]

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[TheMojoPin]

Howz'about a li'l hip-hop in this mofo, bitches?!?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000714BU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

And, of course, Niggaz With Hats, from...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009MEKQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

What about Sexual Chocolate from "Coming To America?"

Or TLC having the best goddamn band name EVER in "House Party 3," as "Sex as a Weapon?!?"

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Tenbatsuzen]

Cold Slither.


Debate's over, gang.



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[Tenbatsuzen]

This IM Convo sums it up:

Tenbatsuzen: I win the fake band debate

TheMojoPin: Bullshit.

Tenbatsuzen: I name a band that's part of a international terrorist organization, funded by a Scottish dude in a mask with a black man's voice, and the frontman is a fucking SHAPESHIFTER?!

TheMojoPin: Yeah, but they're no FUN.

Tenbatsuzen: BUT THEY ROCK!

TheMojoPin: DAMN YOU AND YOUR COLD SLITHER!

For the record, the only way this menace could be fought was to use your top female operatives as groupies.

Hence, Cold Slither is the greatest fake band of all time.





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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I submit

http://www.slyrecords.com/movieweek42.jpg

I don't care if they were big in Japan! So fake!

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[SuperClerk]

http://store1.yimg.com/I/jsbstash_1800_2213532

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wwdw/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/shuffle.jpg
Winky Dinky Dog!

[FUNKMAN]

The Mad Monster Party

"Little Tibia And The Fibulas"

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[hatetreehighway]

california dreams
spinal tap
monkees- hey didnt play there own music..
richie.ralph,potsie
joinie and chachi
joisie and the pussycats
pebbles nad bamm bamm
michael j foxx
leather tuxedero and the swedes

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[TheMojoPin]

What about the prom band from "Better of Dead?" They sang the song "Better of Dead," natch, but I can't remember if they had a name.

All I know is the lead singer was the chick from "Valley Girl" who does the voice of Tommy on "Rugrats" and who I find oddly hot.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[hatetreehighway]

j p morgan
felix unger

[Gringo Star]

What about the prom band from "Better of Dead?" They sang the song "Better of Dead," natch, but I can't remember if they had a name.

All I know is the lead singer was the chick from "Valley Girl" who does the voice of Tommy on "Rugrats" and who I find oddly hot.

E.G. Daily

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[jeffdwright2001]

All I know is the lead singer was the chick from "Valley Girl" who does the voice of Tommy on "Rugrats" and who I find oddly hot.

http://www.manmademultimedia.com/magazine/features/former/rugratsinparis/13.jpg
http://www.fervecao.com/eletronica/noticias/club07_f.jpg
http://perfectbeat.com/web_store/Html/Images/CDs/713117262222.jpg

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[TheMojoPin]

Of course, she'd have to be doing the Tommy voice while I went to town.

But still, what was the name of the BAND?

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Tenbatsuzen]

That's the voice of Tommy?

You know, when I saw who voiced Lisa and Bart Simpson, I didn't feel so bad.

Seeing the voice of tommy makes me want to give myself a silkwood shower with steel wool, THAT'S how dirty I feel.

Back on topic: Cold Slither rules, why are we still discussing this, and thanks for following the rules of the thread, Hatetree Highway.



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[hatetreehighway]

what are you talking about !
one day at a time talent show
julie and barbara doing elton and kikki-dont go breaking my heart...
vanilla ice
rico suave

[TheMojoPin]

Get the fuck out of the way for unstoppable rockin' fury of...

JESSE AND THE RIPPERS!

STAAAAAAAAMOS!

http://www.celebstation.org/actors/john_stamos/John_Stamos-004.jpg

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[high fly]

Didn't "My Three Sons" put together a "combo," once?





" and they ask me why I drink"
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[Snoogans]

didnt read the thread, so if ou said it, good, your smart

id wanna see a lone rangers concert

Whats johnny doin out on a tuesday night, johnny cant read, johnny cant write,, kids just dont understand

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

From the big-bottomed anarchists who brought you The Young Ones, I bring you

BAD NEWS!!!

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Thanks Reefdwella!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[jeffdwright2001]

Favorite Fake Band: The golden one that Fez says he'll be placing on his Canadian fiancee's hand.

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"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

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[fezident]

From the big-bottomed anarchists who brought you The Young Ones, I bring you

BAD NEWS!!!

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BAD NEWS! Hilarious.

"I could play 'Stairway To Heaven' when I was 16. Jimmy Page was 22 when he wrote it...and I think that says quite a lot".
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"You know that fucking moronic Bass run you play?"

"Which one?"

"You know the one!. Well, could you slide your finger down the fretboard at the end of it?"

"No, I have a cut on my finger."

"well, couldn't you use a different finger?!"

"alright, but it might mean using a different string."



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This message was edited by fezident on 8-30-04 @ 9:19 AM