Robosapien

[Meve]

robosapien (http://www.wowwee.com/robosapien/robo1/robomain.html#)
I just saw the commercial for this little robot and now I'm dieing for one. I guess it's the little kid in me that calling out that I need to get this. it's $99.99

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[mikeyboy]

Not that I'm assuming anything, but I just wanted to let you know that if you fuck a boy robot, it still makes you gay.


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[GodsFavoriteMan]

if you fuck a boy robot, it still makes you gay

I knew there was something wrong with me

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This message was edited by GodsFavoriteMan on 8-26-04 @ 12:43 AM

[Meve]

It doesn't say its a boy robot but i think you can use your imagination ;)

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[monsterone]

y'all a bunch of robosexuals

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[reeshy]

As long as it has a Roboanus...anything goes!!!!

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[monsterone]

if you catch a virus take robotussin.



ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnng!!!! !!1111

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[FUNKMAN]

what are you gonna do, play with it's nuts and bolt?

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[Mike Teacher]

The only limitation is your own imagination.


These fucking Robot Toys just piss me off that we haven't done Shit in terms of Real home-usable Robitics.

My Own Imagination is the only limitation? Fine; I'm imaginig the thing record the Shows I want, cut my lawn, pull the weeds, wash my clothes, and figure out a cure for cancer.

::waiting::

Hmm!!

These things, fake, real, imagined, $29.99 or $500 in Sharper Image, all come off as, well, those Stupid Sharper Image things that can 'Serve You A Drink!'.

Fuck You.

Having a robot serve me a drink is me calling out "Robot: Vodka and Seltzer; my Big Glass, about half ice, make the first one nice and strong, and bring it upstairs."

::waiting::

Rolling a drink five feet across a fllor aint serving me a drink, Robbie. ;)

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Just thinking about that night in Memphis gives me a Roboboner

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[JohnnyCash]

Remember that huge robot that Rocky's son had in Rocky 4? I watched it the other day. I remember when I saw that when it first came out. I wanted a robot so bad.

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[reeshy]

But will they have sex with you????

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[JustJon]

But will they have sex with you????


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[TheMojoPin]

Didn't Andy Kaufman warn us all against this in "Heartbeeps?"

WHY DIDN'T WE LEARN?!?

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[Jack_Doff]

If it's not Vicki from Small Wonder, I'm not interested.

[JustJon]

Didn't Andy Kaufman warn us all against this in "Heartbeeps?"

WHY DIDN'T WE LEARN?!?
Same reason Heartbeeps bombed in the theatres. No one went to see it.

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[reeshy]

I was just wondering...if you could have sex with a Replicant,,,like in "Bladerunner"...would you?? they're like robots in that they were made by men...they're not human....but would you????....well, would you???????

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[SatCam]

Would you have sex with this guy?
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[reeshy]

what guy?

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[Katylina]

67 pre-programmed functions: pick-up, throw, kick, dance, kung-fu, fart, belch, rap and more; 3 demonstration modes.


It's like having a boyfriend with a power switch. Does he vibrate as well?

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[TheMojoPin]

what guy?

Don Adams.

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[mikeyboy]

or Mathew Broderick

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or French Stewart

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or all three. Whatever floats your boats, you kinky pervs.

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[jeffdwright2001]

It's like having a boyfriend with a power switch. Does he vibrate as well?

Yes, but just when you think he's begining to get interesting, he goes into "sleep mode".

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