political president test

[peacefrog081]

does anyone have or know where to find the test that ron gave fez this week, the one where he asked fez who he would rather have for president and fez finally chose hitler, because he was monogomous, didnt drink and was a war hero or something. I want to show it to some people.

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[Mike Teacher]

One Version:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

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[Freakshow]

i'd so vote for Churchill. Straight up.



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[TheMojoPin]

LET STALIN DEBATE! LET STALIN DEBATE!

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[high fly]

Mike, it needs Nixon.




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[furie]

Not a fair statement. Hitler didn't get the chance to cheat, because he committed suicide within 12 hours of marring Eva Braun.


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[reeshy]

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he committed suicide within 12 hours of marring Eva Braun.
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Wouldn't you?????????]

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[TheMojoPin]

Hitler DID bang his niece. Well, if he actually had sex at all. He did still most likely sexually abuse her.

And probably murdered her, too. Or at least drove her to suicide.

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[high fly]

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he committed suicide within 12 hours of marring Eva Braun.
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Wouldn't you?????????]



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That was whatcha call pussy to die for....

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Mike, it needs Nixon.
Candidate A - Cheated on his first wife. Is friendly with mob bosses. Second wife has had addiction to pills.

Candidate B - Ran a tobacco farm after his sister died of lung cancer. Described as a burnout by college roommates.

Candidate C - College football player. Lieutenant Commander during World War II. Built bridges with unfriendly foreign powers.

A - John McCain
B - Al Gore
C - Richard Nixon

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[Yerdaddy]

Candidate C - College football player. Lieutenant Commander during World War II. Built bridges with unfriendly foreign powers.

Had the nickname "Iron Butt" in college for the amount of time he spent sitting in the library.

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