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skullcrush
09-25-2001, 12:35 PM
Good evening my fellow Americans.
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and
we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:

Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each
other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a
big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?
Because we wanted it that way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing.Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't
trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place
that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is
America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and very soon we will smoke your sorry asses. God bless America!

...this was sent too me in an e-mail.it made me laugh.









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IkeaBoy
09-25-2001, 01:04 PM
wasn't this already posted?

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

skullcrush
09-25-2001, 01:08 PM
nevermind smartass

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jamesdiggy
09-25-2001, 01:22 PM
George W. should have Quentin Tarantino write his speeches.

SOLVING THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS ONE BEER AT A TIME - jamesdiggy- Founding Father of the DIPSOMANIACS.

HordeKing1
09-25-2001, 07:58 PM
The speech should have been short, sweet and to the point.

"We don't know which Arabs are "good" and who's "bad," so here's what we're doing. The bombs have been launched. Let Allah sort them out.

Good night America."

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The Blowhard
09-25-2001, 10:27 PM
I'm proud of The Skull.
I know for a fact that he is part of The C.I.A.'s "dirty tricks unit". At this very moment he is probably in Kabul snapping necks, unlike Carter, who is now transfering to Manitoba University!;)

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"

sunndoggy8
09-27-2001, 02:56 PM
...this was sent too me in an e-mail.it made me laugh

Personally, it makes me pretty sad, disappointed, and disgusted at the ignorance and stupidity of it. Perhaps I'm again taking things too seriously.

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