Drunk man drives 12 miles with dead friend in car

[Justice4all]

How fucking CROCKED do you have to be to drive with your headless friend in the car and THEN pass out on your bed with his blood all over you.... (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/08/30/man.decapitated.ap/index.html)

Oh yea...the south will rise again...sure. Maybe at AA meetings.
Damn this guy is in a shitload of trouble.

"Hey man I am in jail...can you bail me out??"
"I wish i could but since you CHOPPED MY FUCKING HEAD OFF I CAN'T HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW"

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[furie]

so was the passenger charged with "Riding while decapitated"?


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[Fallon]

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience , oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag now... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no

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[furie]

Poodle Hat was one of his best to date.


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[Yerdaddy]

"So I guess a road hummer is out of the question?"

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Fuck it from behind.

[Mike Teacher]

Sheeeesh between this person and that other case where the person drove home with the person through the windshield...

Booze + Cars + People Youve Hit/Decapitated Passengers = No worries, i'll deal with it once I get home? Ok, maybe tomorrow morning latest, I'm tired...

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[FUNKMAN]

i heard the police gave the head a breathalyzer ...

and when they asked it if he had any friends or relatives that could identify him he said

"i ain't got nobody"...


sad

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The driver ended up mounting the head in his car and calling it the "Designated Driver".

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[Justice4all]

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience , oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag now... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no




Weird Al....always appropriate when explaining the darwin effect on the stupid.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[DeltaPin]

"So I guess a road hummer is out of the question?"


He definitely didn't get head.

[golfcourseguy]

I don't think I could live with myself after this.
I see a lifetime full of self-medication.
Friends don't drive friends to drinking.

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This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 9-1-04 @ 5:08 AM

[Justice4all]

Oh this story just gets better and better. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/09/01/man.decapitated.ap/index.html)

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[Mike Teacher]

Wow he's got one of those faces youve seen a million times.

The passenger has a fac.. oh. oooh... soary...

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