View Full Version : My finest R&F moment shattered
NewYorkDragons80
09-25-2001, 03:33 PM
When the show started, I heard the subject of a bug in Fez's eye. I had a great joke set out and I finally got through. Here is what happened;
Me: Since this is the first time Fez has a bug in his eye, how many things have gone in his brown-eye?
Al Dukes: [chuckles] Oh boy [click]
I have never called Ron & Fez before and I was all set to make a splash. Fucking Al Dukes. This show was built on accessibility to the fans and now we have Spaz incarnate on the phones and Josef Stalin guarding the studio all rolled into 1 person.
"THOSE BASTARDS"
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-Senator John McCain
Death Metal Moe
09-25-2001, 03:45 PM
Don't take it personally man. I wonder how many of those stories these messagboard members, and all R&F fans have.
I'm seriously beginning to think, due to stories like this and others, that the failure of the R&F staff is a REAL event, and not an runnung gag.
And that was a pretty funny Idea. You should try the Instant Feedback for it if you can't get back on.
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JustJon
09-25-2001, 05:05 PM
If they weren't putting it on air from the phone, you can always Instant Feedback it in
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IkeaBoy
09-25-2001, 05:10 PM
I use the feedback and got two read tonight.
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ScottBaio
09-25-2001, 05:18 PM
Ron choked on mine and then dissed it. I thought it was funny.
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TomPoo
09-26-2001, 04:21 AM
in my opinion Al did a great job last night
(I got on the air last night so I am a little biased)
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erinmoran
09-26-2001, 05:13 AM
(I got on the air last night so I am a little biased)
Really!?...when Tom?...and what did u say?
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TomPoo
09-26-2001, 08:15 AM
It was in the first hour.
I called about my camping trip in canada when I had a bug crawl up my ass while dropping a goon in the woods.
They wouldn't call me TomPoo, just Tom... I don't know why
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This message was edited by TomPoo on 9-26-01 @ 12:18 PM
TooCute
09-26-2001, 08:54 AM
I had my moment shattered too,
but it was my own doing. When
I got on last night I just
fricking couldn't hear them on
my phone. I must have sounded
like a moron. alas.
good grief
ScottBaio
09-26-2001, 09:19 AM
Persist and one day you, too can be as cool as I am. Just pretend you're talking to someone you're friends with, like Ron Howard or Matthew Modine, and forget about the fact that every sound that comes from your mouth is being broadcast to anywhere from four to 100 million people.
I rule.
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NewYorkDragons80
09-26-2001, 12:06 PM
Well Ikeaboy, I don't mean any offense to R&F, but it's easier to get your Instant Feedback on when you're Ikeaboy.
Plus, I thought about sending Instant Feedback, but when you expect Fez's reaction to be "Rude and Rude," he probably won't read it.
"THOSE BASTARDS"
-Norman Schwartzkoff
"May God bless us in this trial, comfort us, strengthen our resolve, and make our justice as terrible and certain as His."
-Senator John McCain
ScottBaio
09-26-2001, 01:03 PM
Yeah Ikeaboy gets all the breaks. I know exactly what you're talking about. You make a good point. That Ikeaboy ran long once on Letterman and I got bumped.
I rule.
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TooCute
09-26-2001, 06:33 PM
Hey, I wasn't nervous. Just
unable to hear. I decided I
would just talk. And a little
whining. But hey at least I
get to go on the bar crawl,
right?
good grief
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