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DreamWeaver
09-01-2004, 07:55 AM
I'm not much of a girly girl. I don't know how to do anything girly like wear makeup or buy the right bras. My bra straps are ALWAYS falling down. No matter how many times I adjust them they just keep slipping of my shoulders. And I don't think I'm wearing the right kind of bra. I have this Victoria's Secret one on right now...I think it's a demi. The underwires won't stay under my boobs. What the hell am I doing wrong?
And the sales people at VS try to sell me these crazy ass gigantic bras that are bigger than my head. They're so ugly. Are these the kind I should be wearing? I'm a 36D (I've always worn a C but they tell me I'm a D).
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jeffdwright2001
09-01-2004, 08:04 AM
Estimated 78% of women wear the wrong bra size (http://www.abetterfit.com/pages.asp?pid=sizing)
Not a sermon, just a thought.
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SilentSpic
09-01-2004, 08:09 AM
Take a picture of yourself wearing a bra and post it here. We'll take a look and let you know what's being done incorrectly.
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TheGameHHH
09-01-2004, 08:12 AM
I say you just stop wearing bras alltogether.
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earthseawitch
09-01-2004, 08:12 AM
Wrong bra size may be the problem, but usually that pertains to the cup size, not the round the chest size or length from front to back over the shoulder. Have you tried adjusting the strap? Possibly a stupid question. If you shoulder do drop a little, try pulling them back (this means using proper posture, back straight and shoulders back). Believe it or not, this may help you.
earthseawitch
09-01-2004, 08:45 AM
Also, take a try at going to Victoria Secrets. They really helped me with some of the problems I had with underwire.
Aggie
09-01-2004, 08:52 AM
Ugh, I know EXACTLY how you feel.
Let me preface this by saying I'm not complaining about my bust size, sometimes girls will say to me "I WISH I had that problem." like I'm supposed to not talk about it in front of them or something. Whatever, there's pros and cons to everything.
That being said, I am also a 36D but have been struggling with the same underwire, strap issues. Apparently I can fit a DD now. Boo. I just made myself buy some new ones because it got so bad. I have to go to the 'Full Figure' section and yes, the bras in general aren't very pretty. But they're MUCh more comfortable than trying to squeeze in a little one. I get sad when I can't get the cute bras but I have a few. They're just more expensive.
I think you can either continue wearing uncomfortable bras if you want them to look cuter or suck it up and buy your everyday comfort bras and save the cute ones for when you get some ass. :) Good luck.
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furie
09-01-2004, 09:06 AM
I think it's a demi.
http://www.countrymall.com/Celebrity/Demi%20Moore%2001.jpg
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TheMojoPin
09-01-2004, 09:15 AM
And yet, if a guy came in here complaining about how seemingly no size of boxers/underwear could contain his massive manhood, he'd be scorned.
Scorned, I sez...SCORNED!
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earthseawitch
09-01-2004, 09:45 AM
[quote]And yet, if a guy came in here complaining about how seemingly no size of boxers/underwear could contain his massive manhood, he'd be scorned.
Scorned, I sez...SCORNED!
Try it....Let's see what the girls have to say, since the guys have an opinion about the bra issue....
This message was edited by earthseawitch on 9-1-04 @ 1:48 PM
Tall_James
09-01-2004, 09:50 AM
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Is THIS your size?
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Katylina
09-01-2004, 10:31 AM
I am a full 34C, and I get that problem when I buy flimsy pretty bras. I have more sucdess with firm uplifting bras, because they have a shape or a mold built right into it. The worse are strapless bras-- I hate those fuckers! I, again, get ones that have the shape or mold built into it so that it lifts you up and stays firm.
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Justice4all
09-01-2004, 12:21 PM
Damn we have some hot bodied women on this board!
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Mike Teacher
09-01-2004, 12:33 PM
I know EXACTLY how you feel.
oh man that is so hot... :eg:
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fiestygal
09-01-2004, 12:37 PM
my cans are D's too
in victoria secret i have to wear a DD
thats what my experience has been that i have to go up one more size and cup size
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Crippler
09-01-2004, 01:11 PM
(God...please let this discussion last as long & grow as large as the "what did silera say" one has.)
...also:
my cans are D's too
...a young lady referring to her own lovelies as "cans" is strangely arousing & happens far too infrequently! Fiestygal rocks!
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FUNKMAN
09-01-2004, 01:15 PM
if the bra is a little loose i could probably help out by wedging my hand in there and if it's still loose i can probably wedge my head in there... anything to help out ateammate
;p
on a somewhat related note: i had to call the Kenmore repair guy cause the washer wasn't draining and it turns out one of the 'underwires' came out from my wife's bra and got stuck in the pump...
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earthseawitch
09-01-2004, 01:25 PM
Funkman, think you can help me with my "problem"???? Please......
earthseawitch
09-01-2004, 01:26 PM
And I am not referring to the washing machine....
FUNKMAN
09-01-2004, 01:27 PM
Funkman, think you can help me with my "problem"???? Please......
of course! i still have other parts to wedge in there...
:p
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earthseawitch
09-01-2004, 01:30 PM
of course! i still have other parts to wedge in there...
:p
Cool.....I take it that this would be another appendage.....
TheMojoPin
09-01-2004, 01:52 PM
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DeltaPin
09-01-2004, 02:04 PM
Internet messageboard = huge hooters
Who would have thought.
I say set them free.
DeltaPin
09-01-2004, 02:05 PM
Internet messageboard = huge hooters
Who would have thought.
I say set them free.
fluffernutter
09-01-2004, 02:24 PM
I say a 1st Annual RF.net Breast Contest. Then again any excuse to see large breasts is fine with me.
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TheMojoPin
09-01-2004, 02:34 PM
Yeah, sitting at the computer a lot will no doubt give one a nice set of fun bags, regardless of the gender.
Not that I'm pointing any fingers here, of course...
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FUNKMAN
09-01-2004, 02:41 PM
Cool.....I take it that this would be another appendage.....
No! just my penis...
;p
please excuse me i'm just in a silly mood this evening...
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sr71blackbird
09-01-2004, 03:02 PM
I have the same problem trying to find underwear that can contain my massiveness
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Katylina
09-01-2004, 04:14 PM
I say go without.
Tell em brotha!
I do every night in protest.
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JohnnyCash
09-01-2004, 05:20 PM
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FUNKMAN
09-01-2004, 05:34 PM
I do every night in protest.
i just did a mapquest from my house to protest but got no match? what state is that in?
:p
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Jennitalia
09-01-2004, 05:40 PM
Aggie has a fantastic rack.
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fiestygal
09-01-2004, 06:45 PM
funny that there is a thread about this but actually today i caught a glimpse of my left boob and realized how maybe it wouldnt be such a bad thing if i got it pierced- my left boob was looking mighty good today
who knows....
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Freebird
09-01-2004, 06:53 PM
Now now...say something nice about the right one, or it might get huffy and leave :)
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fluffernutter
09-01-2004, 07:47 PM
They're piercing the whole boob now? The hell?
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CruelCircus
09-01-2004, 09:08 PM
I don't know if this helps, but I know some of the women of ...ahem... "large endowment" in my family have gotten custom bras made at times. They say these are much better than off the shelf.
Don't ask why I know this...
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blakjeezis
09-02-2004, 04:06 AM
Well, after having worked at Victoria's Secret for a number of years, it is not an overstatement to say that I am an expert in this area. Of course, after such extensive exposure to the problem of incorrect bra sizing, I am able to correct the issue with a simple look and manual sizing. The process is easy and can be completed in less than 2 minutes. In fact, it usually is.
Gina, you and I have done this already, but I would be more than willing to offer you this service again. Any other ladies who would like to take advantage of my expertise can PM me to schedule a private sizing.
Please, don't be shy. This problem is reaching epidemic levels, and I would like to put a stop to it now. It recognizes neither wealth, nor creed, nor race. I firmly believe that if we can join together, hand in hand, or even breast in hand, we can put a stop to this forever. I can make my statement no stronger. Please, help me to help you.
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earthseawitch
09-02-2004, 05:25 AM
[quote]
......... I firmly believe that if we can join together, hand in hand, or even breast in hand, we can put a stop to this forever. I can make my statement no stronger. Please, help me to help you.
I believe you meant her breast, her hand....
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fluffernutter
09-02-2004, 05:31 AM
I am really all for anything to help the ladies out with their bra problems as well. Just don't know if i could do it in a professional manner because I would keep knocking things off of my desk.
This reminds me of a feiend of mine who is an echocardiologist who has to check peoples hearts daily. Very cool job and great contribution to helping people who are sick. I just don't know how much I could keep myself together if a woman came in with a great rack and I had to check her heart. I KNOW that there is a job to be done but that must take a LOT to remain professional with a set of D's staring you in the face.
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AngelAmy
09-02-2004, 05:33 AM
i find that B cups are too small but the C cups are a lil too big, i need either a B+ or a C-.
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fiestygal
09-02-2004, 05:37 AM
I just don't know how much I could keep myself together if a woman came in with a great rack and I had to check her heart. I KNOW that there is a job to be done but that must take a LOT to remain professional with a set of D's staring you in the face.
i wonder if there have been doctors who have gotten boners from a patient- either from checking for breast cancer, or if they were an OB/GYN, etc
i mean i understand about professionalism and i am not saying like these guys are savages but it could happen..right?!
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fluffernutter
09-02-2004, 05:44 AM
This could be opening up a whole other can of worms. Like you're working at a fast food counter and HOT spilling all over the place Mom comes up to the counter with kids and you become aroused. It happens. Right?
....and don't they make bras that fit in the middle of a cup size. Like a C 1/2 or something like that. it just dawned on me the other day that there are a lot of boobs out there and they all can't just be one letter size. There has to be a lot of in-betweens. Like if they had the Reebok Pump technology with bras, wouldn't that work?
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AngelAmy
09-02-2004, 05:44 AM
thats why they wear those big scrubs hehhehe
:reluctantly raises hand: im an inbetween :-/
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jeffdwright2001
09-02-2004, 05:59 AM
:reluctantly raises hand: im an inbetween :-/
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cumbiero_81
09-02-2004, 06:34 AM
Take a picture of yourself wearing a bra and post it here. We'll take a look and let you know what's being done incorrectly.
still waiting.... :eg:
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earthseawitch
09-02-2004, 06:41 AM
[quote]Take a picture of yourself wearing a bra and post it here. We'll take a look and let you know what's being done incorrectly.
still waiting.... :eg:
I'll bet a few are still waiting........Don't worry, Christmas will be here soon.....
earthseawitch
09-02-2004, 06:45 AM
Cool.....I take it that this would be another appendage.....
No! just my penis...
;p
It take then that this not an appendage, but detachable.......
Crippler
09-02-2004, 07:30 AM
Some people like having a detachable penis...like this guy.
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DreamWeaver
09-02-2004, 10:35 AM
Sorry I'm a bit late on this but here ya go
http://www.nylon-dreams.co.uk/shopimages/Rose%20Leaf%20Collection/CAMEL%20THONG%20BRA.jpg
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=11
TheMojoPin
09-02-2004, 11:55 AM
Only the truest of the dreamers dreams of nylon.
Or is it dreaming IN nylon?
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DreamWeaver
09-02-2004, 01:29 PM
oh i think it's IN nylon.....
it seems i killed the thread with that god awful manwoman picture
i hope u all know thats not me, right????
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TheMojoPin
09-02-2004, 02:08 PM
I just assumed it was the new female anchor at Fox News.
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Reephdweller
09-02-2004, 02:16 PM
:reluctantly raises hand: im an inbetween :-/
They suit me just fine honey snatch.
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sr71blackbird
09-02-2004, 04:25 PM
I was in either Khols or Sears and saw this brand of bras that is made for people "in between". It was labeled as "almost A" or however you gals size that crap. Ill keep my eye out next time Im in there and report back.
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Aggie
09-07-2004, 08:15 AM
Aggie has a fantastic rack.
Thanks Jenn, I'll let you touch em if I can touch yours!
And I saw a commercial this weekend for those "In-Between" bras Amy! You should check it out. I kind of have the same problem.
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Jennitalia
09-07-2004, 10:53 AM
anytime ;p
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blakjeezis
09-07-2004, 10:57 AM
Just to reiterate, my private sizing offer is still open.
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Tenbatsuzen
09-07-2004, 02:20 PM
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What do they say about women with implants? About how clothes fit so much better, and bras are more fun to wear? Goddamn, science rules.
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JustJon
09-07-2004, 06:12 PM
The Unlucky Guy II: Still Unlucky
What do they say about women with implants? About how clothes fit so much better, and bras are more fun to wear? Goddamn, science rules.
I still prefer natural... like Jenn and Aggie...
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BoondockSaint
09-07-2004, 06:58 PM
Since I have never met any of you, I think I should be a judge in a "who fits what bra" contest. But don't try to slip Mojo in because he is milky.
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09-08-2004, 12:12 PM
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Tenbatsuzen
09-08-2004, 12:28 PM
I still prefer natural... like Jenn and Aggie...
Fake tits make girls hotter. Case in point: Stephanie McMahon.
Wow, I'm just soaking in mysogyny today.
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FUNKMAN
09-08-2004, 12:32 PM
i have a similar problem with my jock and my cock...
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Jennitalia
09-08-2004, 02:47 PM
I still prefer natural... like Jenn and Aggie...
aw, you're the best Poopie ever! We'll have to show you our appreciation one day :)
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fiestygal
09-08-2004, 08:15 PM
TITTIES!
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JPMNICK
09-08-2004, 09:14 PM
I have only been with one girl with fake boobs, and they are not as nice when the shirt is off. Real boobs win every time
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Tenbatsuzen
09-09-2004, 11:13 AM
I have only been with one girl with fake boobs, and they are not as nice when the shirt is off. Real boobs win every time
Then she had a bad doctor.
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TheMojoPin
09-09-2004, 12:56 PM
Fake boobs are truly the refuge of the damned.
Unless she's a stripper or a porn star, a woman with fake boobs looks retarded.
I'll take the saggiest old pair over a couple of bolt-ons any day.
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jeffdwright2001
09-09-2004, 02:33 PM
I'll take the saggiest old pair over a couple of bolt-ons any day.
I'm with you on this one Mojo. Unless of course we are talking about Michael Bolt-on and his clone.
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JPMNICK
09-09-2004, 02:39 PM
I'll take the saggiest old pair over a couple of bolt-ons any day.
I'm with you on this one Mojo. Unless of course we are talking about Michael Bolt-on and his clone.
Jeff I never took you for a man who would pass up a three-some.
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JustJon
09-09-2004, 08:55 PM
Thrree pages. No pictures. And mojo hasn't locked this yet?
And Mojo's right, real > fake.
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TheMojoPin
09-09-2004, 08:59 PM
Trust me, I had to resist my Jughead-ish urges to lock this after the first post. Otherwise the He-Man Women-Hater's Club might toss me on my ass!
Girls talking about their boobs...SHAMEFUL.
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JustJon
09-10-2004, 11:31 AM
no pictures is a valid reason for the lockage.
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TheMojoPin
09-10-2004, 11:43 AM
Then lift this insane ban on porn!
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JPMNICK
09-10-2004, 12:16 PM
this should basically become a porn board.
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jeffdwright2001
09-10-2004, 12:18 PM
this should basically become a porn board.
What?? And lose the high brow reputation we've worked so hard to achieve?
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JustJon
09-10-2004, 10:05 PM
Then lift this insane ban on porn!
Hey man, I lost that vote 3 years ago...
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DreamWeaver
09-11-2004, 08:25 AM
If you lock this thread you die a horrible death.
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TheMojoPin
09-11-2004, 04:07 PM
I ain't got time to bleed!
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DarkHippie
09-11-2004, 05:44 PM
Can we have some pics now? I can't beat off to words.
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fiestygal
09-11-2004, 07:43 PM
Can we have some pics now? I can't beat off to words.
NOICE!
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JPMNICK
09-11-2004, 08:01 PM
Can we have some pics now? I can't beat off to words.
NOICE!
Didn't you understand the man, no more words, PICS
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Can we have some pics now? I can't beat off to words.
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