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Little Tony DeFranco
09-04-2004, 07:22 AM
Review: Paparazzi http://www.browntownjohnny.com/index.php



Hollywood is the land of dreams, and nightmares for a 'flavor of the month' actor named Bo Laramie. The action star has a wife and boy and now is the target of a gang of masterful tabloid terrorists. "Paparazzi" is produced by Mel Gibson (cameo alert) and directed by his hairdresser Paul Abascal, and it also is a fairly entertaining domestic thriller even though it lapses in common sense and it can get quite dumb at times.



The script by newcomer Forrest Smith shows a solid look at the trash tabloid business and how they get around the stars and make great money at it. The main villain, Rex Harper is played by Tom Sizemore (a man who is always in the tabloids) and Harper is a true scumbag. He is a leech that thinks its OK to fuck with anyone he wants because he is a 'photo-journalist'. This is a 'B' movie and it is not that original, as soon as Dennis Farina shows up as a rumpled police inspector to get to the bottom of the death of one of the brute photographers, I was now watching an episode of "Columbo" (it is a homage, and it is a good one). The star of this movie is Cole Hauser (son of Wings Hauser) and he is very good as the hothead nice guy Bo, Robin Tunney is his loyal wife Abbie.



There are a shitload of guest cameos (Vince Vaughn, Mel Gibson, Matthew McConaughey) and look for Chris Rock as the pizza boy (I'm not bullshitting, and it is nauseating to watch). Revenge thrillers like these are a dime a dozen, but at least this is watchable. Good late night cable catch but wait for the rental.
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This message was edited by Little Tony DeFranco on 9-6-04 @ 3:34 PM

JustJon
09-04-2004, 09:23 AM
a rumpled police inspector to get to the bottom of the death of one of brute photographers,
what the hell does this even mean?

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fezident
09-05-2004, 05:26 PM
Now THIS is a bad movie. Just awful!
No Oscar blurbs. No geh-geh-geh, just a heaping serving of shit on celluloid.

The last time I hated a movie this much...I was walking out of Blair Witch II.



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WindowSill
09-05-2004, 05:31 PM
I wanted to walk out of the theater when I saw the preview for this piece of crap before watching "Wicker Park", which mind you was also shit.


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FUNKMAN
09-05-2004, 05:34 PM
'a rumpled inspector'

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nothing could have been more of a letdown than The Exorcist

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JustJon
09-05-2004, 05:42 PM
You know Exorcist is going to be bad when they threw out the movie, refilmed it with a new script, it still gets panned, and they plan to release both versions on dvd together.

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FUNKMAN
09-05-2004, 06:23 PM
You know Exorcist is going to be bad when they threw out the movie, refilmed it with a new script, it still gets panned, and they plan to release both versions on dvd together.


where were you about two weeks ago? i know who i'm PMing before i go to another movie...

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Little Tony DeFranco
09-06-2004, 11:33 AM
it means a police inspector that is rumpled. any other questions?

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JustJon
09-06-2004, 04:14 PM
it means a police inspector that is rumpled. any other questions?

Heartbeat is a Love Beatok, want to go beyond the first three words? I got the whole "article adjective noun" thing, but it was the entire sentence fragment that makes no sense.

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SilentSpic
09-07-2004, 03:12 AM
The last time I hated a movie this much...I was walking out of Blair Witch II.
hahah... you watched Blair Witch II, what a retard! :eg:

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Mike Teacher
09-07-2004, 04:11 AM
hey i thought the goth chick in BW2 was hot.

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