Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-26-2001, 06:13 AM
Last night R&F had me laughing so hard! I had been working out and had to stop b/c I almost dropped my weights.
When I was 8 my dad told me to call the cat inside. I went to the back door without my shoes on (only socks). I stepped on something cold and slimy. It turned out to be a slug!
I lived in a "garden apartment" in college and we had those HUGE copper-colored "water bugs" (cockroaches to you and me). Again, I was barefoot. I was putting something in my closet and had to get on my tip toes. As I stepped closer to the closet I felt something under my toe and heard a "crunch." I looked down and saw a gigantic roach under my foot-- its neck crushed by my big toe! I almost vomitted on the spot!
Chiggers!
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I wish I loved the human race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm intoduced to one; I wish I thought, What jolly fun!
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When I was 8 my dad told me to call the cat inside. I went to the back door without my shoes on (only socks). I stepped on something cold and slimy. It turned out to be a slug!
I lived in a "garden apartment" in college and we had those HUGE copper-colored "water bugs" (cockroaches to you and me). Again, I was barefoot. I was putting something in my closet and had to get on my tip toes. As I stepped closer to the closet I felt something under my toe and heard a "crunch." I looked down and saw a gigantic roach under my foot-- its neck crushed by my big toe! I almost vomitted on the spot!
Chiggers!
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I wish I loved the human race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm intoduced to one; I wish I thought, What jolly fun!
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