is it ever appropriate for a man to drink a cosmo?

[monsterone]

as a bartender i would always muddder something under my breath like, "what do you have to wash the taste of cum out of your mouth?"

best thing i ever saw was a lil hottie bartender (on li) ask a guy if he had a set, and to buck up and get a real shot and a beer. he walked away from the bar with his tail between his legs with a bud and a shot of jd.

[blakjeezis]

Only if he's ADF.

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[reeshy]

What the fuck is a "Cosmo"????...Sorry. I'm not queer!!!!

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[CaptClown]

Only in a gay bar.

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[furie]

absolutely not!


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[Hottub]

A Cosmo is quite refreshing when served in a tall glass with a straw.

It is nearly impossible to pick up a glass with your hands locked around your ankles!!

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[badorties]

it's a fancy, girlie vodka martini with cranberry juice made popular by 'sex and the city' ...

and it's never appropiate, i feel uncomfortable ordering a frappaccino at starbucks ...


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[JPMNICK]

never drink anything pink, rule to live by.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Just as gay as a man reading Cosmo

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[JohnnyCash]

No. Never. Never ever. No.

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[TheMojoPin]

Hell no. And, along those lines, no matter what anyone, or James Bond, tells you, martinis are just as gay.

Vodka is meant to be shot. Maybe a Screwdriver here and there. Or as part of a Brass Monkey. But that's it.

The Russians created it to blanket crushing misery and suffering...not for "sippies."

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[FUNKMAN]

i went to grammar school with a kid named Cosmo...

"is it ever appropriate for a man to drink a cosmo? "

that's a negative

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[DarkHippie]

What's the difference between a cosmo, a seabreeze, and a vodka-cranberry then? Or are they all just as gay?

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[El Mudo]

Or as part of a Brass Monkey


That funky monkey?


Actually, here's an interesting fact. Beer actually outsold Vodka in Russia last year...

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[TheGameHHH]

If the man we are talking about is in fact a homosexual, then it would be more than appropriate for said man to drink a cosmo. Otherwise, no.

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[grlNIN]

Hell no. And, along those lines, no matter what anyone, or James Bond, tells you, martinis are just as gay.

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[monsterone]

martinis are just as gay


a manhattan is considered a martini. so, poof on your idea.

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[FMJeff]

what i find funny is that you have to log in to vote on this poll....is accuracy that important?

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[AppleBoy]

What's the difference between a cosmo, a seabreeze, and a vodka-cranberry then? Or are they all just as gay?

cosmo = vodka + cranberry juice + orange liquer + lime juice

seabreeze = vodka + cranberry juice + grapefruit juice

vodka-cranberry (Cape Codder) = vodka + cranberry juice

Consensus says they're all teh gay.


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[TooCute]

I saw Bruce Springsteen drinking a cosmo at Nobu once.

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[DarkHippie]

I saw Bruce Springsteen drinking a cosmo at Nobu once.
Yeah, but it was a really manly one.

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[angrymissy]

cosmos are not exactly the most delicious fruity things. They are basically the same as vodka cranberries so by your logic anyone drinking a vokda cranberry is just as gay.

Triple sec is the 3rd ingredient in a cosmo, and a kamikaze is basically a cosmo minus the cranberry juice.

IMO for it to be considered a gay, fruity drink, there is usually a fruity liquer in it, like my favorite apple martinis.

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[TheMojoPin]

Manhattans=gay Italians.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I saw Bruce Springsteen drinking a cosmo at Nobu once.



His dad said, "I can't wait til the Army gets a hold of you... they'll make a man out of you... you'll drink tequila straight up."

"But I went to the bar... and I got a cosmo. I came back, and my dad said, "What happened?" I said, "I drank a cosmo."

He said, "That's good."

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[jeffdwright2001]

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[FMJeff]

what makes it gay? The color?

By that definition, would a long island ice tea be gay because it shares the color of crap, which is found in the ass, which is fucked by a gay man?

Are malibu and coke gay? If so, i'm fucked...so delicious...

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[TheMojoPin]

It's gay because of the giant fuckin' faggoty glass, Sherlock.

Sipping makes your penis shrink.

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[Jennitalia]

anything with a lil umbrella or cute stirring thingy would be gay also

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[Iamnotatool]

Is it ever appropriate tfor a man to drink a cosmo?


Yes, right after he sucks on some dick.




anything with a lil umbrella or cute strring thingy would be gay also


If its got a string thingy and its a red liquid, I'm not drinking it.

Unless i'm really drunk.

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[jocefus]

only if youre planning to sip a "D" after

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[monsterone]

Are malibu and coke gay? If so, i'm fucked...so delicious...


when you're getting them from the cabana boy, they are.

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[reeshy]

when you're getting it from the cabana boy, it is.


Getting what??

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[badorties]

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Oh come on Ray. What about a Chocolate Choo Choo? It's a girl drink. Tastes like candy.


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This message was edited by badorties on 9-13-04 @ 9:48 PM

[marcpsych]

well, if you consider ric flair to be a man, then yes.

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