This is the greatest thing I've ever read

[LiquidCourage]

I found this on this metal website I go to from time to time. These guys have a death metal band, and the lead singer is no joke, a parrot. They're called 'Hatebeak'.

http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek.html

[Tall_James]

That's fucking awesome. And they don't have to worry about a lead singer taking most of the $$$ and choice pussy from the rest of the band.

I heard "Loverboy" is reforming and they're going to have a howler monkey taking over the lead vocal duties from Mike Reno. There's really not much difference actually, only that the monkey has an easier time nowadays getting into those red leather pants than tubby Mike Reno does.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/layla.jpg>

[A.J.]

"I am the Parrot King -- I can do anything."

<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>

A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

[LiquidCourage]

That's fucking awesome. And they don't have to worry about a lead singer taking most of the $$$ and choice pussy from the rest of the band.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/layla.jpg>

That would be 'choice beak'.

[furie]

Good find!


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