Something was weird about my physical...

[PanterA]

Alright, today my job had me go through a fit for duty physical. A full physical, which for a man means the ol'cup and cough test. Now the doctor that was doing this physical was a 65 year old German lady. Over weight, beady little eye behind oversized glasses, knee high nude stocking, the whole package. The last thing you wanted to hear this lady say was, "Drop your drawers." But of course that was inevitable. So now comes the part I feared since I entered the office. She tells me to take off my pants so that "I can see your genitals". I noticed she didn't put on any gloves and was starting to get a bit freaked out. So I lower my pants to my knees and stand there. She takes a step back and just stares...for a good minute. Then tells me to put my pants back on. Now a minute may not seem like a long time, but to have Johnny One-eye hanging out in front of this old German lady felt like hours. The weird part is that she didn't cup and tell me to cough, she just looked at my junk...for a minute. I felt, weird. I thought this was bizarre and figured I'd share. I'll just stand here and watch the ridicule unfold...with my junk hanging out.

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[reeshy]

Maybe she wanted to know if your Jewish or not!!!!!

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[Iamnotatool]

Maybe she was looking for lunch, not just a little snack.

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[mdr55]

Did you tell her to open wide????

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[DJEvelEd]

Maybe if you wash yourself better and start wiping your shit-ass from front to back you'll get your balls cupped next time.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 9-13-04 @ 6:06 PM

[SatCam]

That was a mental test to see if you were nuts or not.

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[walking joint]

she realized she was out of gloves, took a look and didn't want to go down there.



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[mikeyboy]

Maybe you went in the wrong door, and instead of getting a physical, you showed up for a gay porn audition.

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[SatCam]

She didn't know she was doing a woman's physical!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Dude, that wasn't an old German woman. That was Burt Reynolds, and you were in the back room of a 70's nightclub.

The confusion is understandable.

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[Katylina]

You should have made him dance for her.

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[jocefus]

just reading it gave me a chubby...

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[Tall_James]

I hate to break it to you but that was the janitor.

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She had prbably never seen that much shmega in here whole life, and was awe-struck.

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i'll give you the cough test

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[FUNKMAN]

looks like Beulah Ballbricker is still looking for that penis...

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[monsterone]

did she say, "it's sooooooo cute and widdy biddy!!!"

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[ChickenHawk]

Maybe she couldn't find it.

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[SatCam]

She gave you one minute to make your move and you didn't?

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[PanterA]

you're all so witty with your little penis jokes. :_

I was thinking of doing the helicopter for her.

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[Katylina]

It would be hot if you got an erection before her eyes.

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[TheMojoPin]

I was thinking of doing the helicopter for her.

We know, man. We know.

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[FUNKMAN]

did you fart when she checked your prostate?

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[SatCam]

She gave him a colonoscopy but he couldn't fart... there was no room for air release when she stuck her head up there.

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This message was edited by SatCam on 9-13-04 @ 9:02 PM

[FUNKMAN]

There was no room for air release when she stuck her head up there


her shoes probably fell off and she was going back in after them...

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[SatCam]

And when they came out Pants said "Speedy delivery!!"

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[JesterOfSadness]

"Somethings missing"

eh I suck

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[SatCam]

"Somethings missing"

No, there's three!!

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[JesterOfSadness]

"Ewww, I'm not touching that thing....whatever it is"

"I hope it doesnt stare back"

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[KCfromDC]

Something was weird about my physical...


Did the doctor put both hands on your shoulders when he did the prostate check?

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[SatCam]

The doctor must've been surprised to find out that only guys have dicks.

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[JPMNICK]

She gave him a colonoscopy



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This message was edited by JPMNICK on 9-14-04 @ 6:12 PM