I yelled at 2 old people today

[WNEWstinks]

I had to put out the sprinkler today in front of my house. I set it up so the main piece of grass in the front is watered. Also there is the little strip of grass with cement between the two so now the main section,cement and little strip are getting watered all at once.


There two old bitches are yelling at me because they can't walk on the cement without getting wet. I saw "Fuck you walk in the street" They say there going to complane to the cops. I say "go fuck yourself stupid"(just like norton says it) Then I say "suck it" and go in my house and tell myself I'm da man!!

It feels great to have some power and say what you want to say!

[JesterOfSadness]

Dont you know old folks melt in water?

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[canofsoup15]

You just blew any credibility you had.

And you had none.


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[WindowSill]

I wish I didnt have a conscience so that I could yell at old people too...


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[BoondockSaint]

Takes some kind of man to yell at old women. That kind of man is called a pussy. I hope their grandsons are Hell's Angels.

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[Snoogans]

There two old bitches are yelling at me because they can't walk on the cement without getting wet

also, you should be aware that the sidewalk is town, aka public, property, and so legally, you arent allowed to water over the sidewalk.
those ladies had ever right to complain and you are possibly retarded and definately stupid

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[PanterA]

I laughed.

Although I don't think you're "Da Man" for doing it. I do think you do have some balls to make old people walk in the street and endanger what's left of there lives so they don't get wet, sick, and die of an pneumonia.

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[monsterone]

should have beaten them with a tire iron for being all upity.

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[JohnnyCash]

Why would you curse out 2 old women like that? You prick.

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[JesterOfSadness]

Well man, your batting 1.000 with your cursin off old folk and dating a 14 yr old.

Not bashin ya man, I'm just stating shit

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[reeshy]

If those 2 women were older relatives of mine...I beat the shit out of you, asshole!!!!!

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[HBox]

If we had just harvested these people for organs, we wouldn't be having this problem. But nobody listens to me!

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[Lumber]

To be honest w/ you... I don`t knowwhy admin keeps you around ... It`s apparent that your a blatent asshole & you don`t even know it..."Vets" ------ assholes like you on site...of coarse only a joke...but stop being an asshole...

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[Lumber]

Then I say "suck it" and go in my house and tell myself I'm da man!!

yea! You`re da man!!! Your probably da biggest asshole on da board!! grow da fuck up ASSHOLE!!! You really made me laugh ...

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[JesterOfSadness]

*tries to hold njlumberdude back*

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[Lumber]

*tries to hold njlumberdude back*

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[FMJeff]

you tell those two...old ladies...

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[jeffdwright2001]

No wonder you're so confident in your future. With your people skills, I'm sure you'll go far.

WNEWstinks stinks.

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[SilentSpic]

I yelled at 2 old people today

Congratulations, do you want a cookie?

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[mothershucker]

Ah fuck em. Old people are a pain in the ass. I am going to be one sooner then later, but holy Christ, all they do is complain. I water my lawn at 4 a.m. and my sprinklers go across the sidewalk too. If any old fuck is walking in front of my house at 4 a.m., they deserve to get wet. Oh, and by the way all you old people lovers, in ground sprinklers are a suberbun thing. It aint like people in the boogie down are watering there 5x5 lawn. So tell those two old bags to walk in the street for the 100 feet of your lawn and try to avoid that major traffic (the one car that passes every 17 minutes). I say, fuck the old bags.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Furtherman]

You are a liar and what happened was the two old ladies yelled at you and you started to sweat and feel guilty. Then you cried.

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[TheMojoPin]

I've seen this video before.

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Did you REALLY expect this guy to know how to deal with women who legally are allowed to drive?

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[WNEWstinks]

Hay Nutley boy. If you don't like my posts, don't read them. Now dissapear into the backround fat boy. You stink!!

[Iamnotatool]

I'm all for yelling at ignorance, young old or middle aged. However, I think you played the "Fuck" card way too early.

Plus, your yelling was uncreative, no imagination.

How about telling the old farts that them walking through the sprinkler was the only way their crotchety old asses were EVER gonna get wet these days.

Or something more funny.

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[Snoogans]

here is an idea, instead of yelling at a computer screen and old ladies, why not take a walk down to 125th st and start yelling at some of those guys, see how tough you are.

stop pretending dude, the only thing i assume would be tough about you is gettin yourself off that chair. stop yelling at old people, stop yelling at people on messageboards, people dont like your posts, not neccessarily because of what you say, but because of how fake you are acting

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[stickyfingers]

They probably couldn't hear you anyway.

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[SatCam]

Aw damn, now you only have a chance with people YOUR OWN AGE.

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[reeshy]

Hay Nutley boy. If you don't like my posts, don't read them. Now dissapear into the backround fat boy. You stink!!


Hey...Nutley boy, as you refer to him...happens to be a friend of mine, asshole.....why don't you give a blowjob to a .38!!!!!!!

Your posts suck and don't contribute to the board!!!!

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Oh come now, Duke wouldnt do that

eh...0-50

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[keithy_19]

It doesn't matter what they did. You need to respect your elders, sir. You also need to respect women. Then again, I am talking to the guy who is going to traumatize a 14 year old girl.

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[WNEWstinks]

Hay Nutley boy. If you don't like my posts, don't read them. Now dissapear into the backround fat boy. You stink!!


Hey...Nutley boy, as you refer to him...happens to be a friend of mine, asshole.....why don't you give a blowjob to a .38!!!!!!!

Your posts suck and don't contribute to the board!!!!




Hay reeshy you say i contribute nothing to the board, yet some people have posted that the got a good laugh from this thread. Some have made jokes about this thread. Yet I contributed nothing??

I don't care if your friend is crying, nut boy shouldn't disrespect me. If you don't like it, don't read or reply to it.

have fun.

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Cut the crap, WNEWstinks. Be more civil and less combative, or you'll find yourself gone.

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[Hottub]

Hey stinks, please do not piss off Reesh,

You have gotten your one and only warning!!
It is out of my hands now...

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[WNEWstinks]

Okay i won't piss(disagree) with reesh anymore. Dame me for having a different view on something. I'm going to go to my room and think about what I posted.

[mikeyboy]

I'm not talking specifically about Reeshy. I'm talking about the whole board.

- no more personal attacks on anyone
- no more stupid remarks about how you're better than everyone else. You're just starting fights.

If you hadn't disabled PM messaging, I wouldn't have to do this in this thread.

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[canofsoup15]

You all know this is a bit right?



There two old bitches are yelling at me because they can't walk on the cement without getting wet. I saw "Fuck you walk in the street" They say there going to complane to the cops. I say "go fuck yourself stupid"(just like norton says it) Then I say "suck it" and go in my house and tell myself I'm da man!!


Come on, the whole scenario is ridiculous. Unless it's a constant stream of water, the old people will not get wet. Depending on the time of day, they will also not get wet (because it will be off). and the I say "go fuck yourself stupid (just like norton says it)" thing is a total giveaway.


You spelled complain wrong.

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This message was edited by canofsoup15 on 9-14-04 @ 9:20 PM

[FUNKMAN]

okay! everyone calm down and put them ballbats back in the ballbat closet...

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[keithy_19]

What if they didn't have legs Can?

I just think that wnewstinks had a hose and was spraying those poor old ladies. Sad, really.

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[Hottub]

I was just out walking the dog, and this older couple, as sweet as pie, rolled up and asked me for directions to Van Valkenburg Rd. Now I could have told them to fuck off and die, yet I elected to take the mature route, and gave them turn-by-turn directions so they could reach their final destination, safely and confidently.

Nothing else to add, just throwing this out there...

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[WNEWstinks]

I'm not talking specifically about Reeshy. I'm talking about the whole board.

- no more personal attacks on anyone
- no more stupid remarks about how you're better than everyone else. You're just starting fights.

If you hadn't disabled PM messaging, I wouldn't have to do this in this thread.




Thanks for the back up. I'll say it here. I'm not better then others. It was a stupid thing I said.

[reeshy]

Thanks for the back up. I'll say it here. I'm not better then others. It was a stupid thing I said


Thanks WNEW stinks...this proves you are a gentleman...now leave and die!!!! Don't forget the .38 blowjob!!!!!

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[INFOSTUD]

Two old women. I guess they were what? Eighteen years old.

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[Hottub]

Thanks for the back up. I'll say it here. I'm not better then others. It was a stupid thing I said


If that is really from the heart...

Welcome aboard

Buy me lunch

send the monthly dues to Mojo

And stay out of Reeshy's Ass

Looking forward to a few good posts

Love,

Uncle Hottub


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[WNEWstinks]

Thanks for the back up. I'll say it here. I'm not better then others. It was a stupid thing I said


Thanks WNEW stinks...this proves you are a gentleman...now leave and die!!!! Don't forget the .38 blowjob!!!!!




I thought there was no more personal attacks? what gives? I forgot there are "special members" if i said this i would be on an extended vacation

i have way too much class to shoot back>

[JohnnyCash]

Two old women. I guess they were what? Eighteen years old.



Hahahaha.

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[TheMojoPin]

I thought there was no more personal attacks?

And you're right to expect that.

WNEWStinks basically said, "if someone doesn't like my posts, they don't have to read them." Sound advice, and perfectly reasonable. And certainly nothing deserving of wishes of bodily harm, self-inflicted or otherwise. Anything else along those lines will result in automatic vacation.

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[BoondockSaint]

WNEWStinks basically said, "if someone doesn't like my posts, they don't have to read them." Sound advice, and perfectly reasonable. And certainly nothing deserving of wishes of bodily harm, self-inflicted or otherwise. Anything else along those lines will result in automatic vacation.


Ok that covers his threads. It's hard not to read someone's post in the middle of a thread.

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[TheMojoPin]

Fine. He still didn't say anything here deserving that he get told to go kill himself.

At the same time, continually starting threads that only seem to exist to provoke strong reactions out of people people isn't a good way to then think you can just play the "victim" when it's convenient.

In short? It goes both ways. Everyone just think before you post...

Like the FAQ says...

- People tool on me for no apparent reason, what can I do to gain respect?
THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE! Most people who get abused and insulted receive their humiliation because of their own inability to follow the general rules. Be intelligent and humorous, consider these discussions to be like any other conversation you would have in real life. Be productive and contribute intelligence and wit to the discussions, don't try too hard to be funny or impressive, just act naturally. Remember, nobody likes a character.


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