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GodsFavoriteMan
09-14-2004, 06:30 AM
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Good news, everyone!
According to a survey, old people think gambling is good for their health! (http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/09/14/older.gamblers.ap/index.html)
jeffdwright2001
09-14-2004, 06:44 AM
Sure gambling is good for their health, but it can't fight the effects of over watering.
Brave youth takes on the evil elderly (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/41296/page/I_yelled_at_2_old_people_today)
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stickyfingers
09-15-2004, 05:53 AM
It exercises my brain
as he sits in front of a slot machine
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GodsFavoriteMan
09-15-2004, 06:25 AM
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Justice4all
09-15-2004, 06:43 AM
Would explain why my parents have a need to be either in AC or Vegas at least one weekend a month
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09-15-2004, 07:57 AM
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JPMNICK
09-15-2004, 07:59 AM
what they did not tell you
"this study was published by a 71 year old man who hates his wife and being home"
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East Side Dave
09-15-2004, 08:00 AM
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Is that Dr. Marvin Monroe?
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jeffdwright2001
09-15-2004, 08:06 AM
Is that Dr. Marvin Monroe?
I think it's the guy in my sig pic:
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