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Davios
09-16-2004, 10:43 AM
'Goofy' accused of shoving 2 at Disney (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/16/disney.molest.ap/index.html)
The best part is they show this guy's picture. Ladies and Gentleman that man is the guy who you allowed your kids to hug and take good ol family portraits with.
His lawyer's defense?
"Goofy is always playful," Kaufman told the Orlando Sentinel. "Of course he was goofing around because he was Goofy!"
This message was edited by Davios on 9-16-04 @ 2:44 PM
Tall_James
09-16-2004, 10:49 AM
I think he needs to get sodomized by "The Pirates of the Caribbean"!
And the Comedy Pyramid starts........NOW!!!!
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furie
09-16-2004, 01:59 PM
Goofy=good touch
tigger=bad touch.
got it.
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09-16-2004, 02:21 PM
man dressed as dumbo is arrested for walking around with his trunk hanging out.
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SpicyMcHaggis
09-16-2004, 03:12 PM
The wonderful thing about Tigger's is Tigger's a wonderful thing, they're bottoms are made out of rubber, their tales are made out of spring.......and they're kid touchers.
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LordJezo
09-16-2004, 03:13 PM
So first he is a kid toucher and now he is pushing around adults.
Awesome.
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DESERTEAGLE.50
09-16-2004, 04:59 PM
I wish this was an emoticon:
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SilentSpic
09-16-2004, 08:08 PM
edit: never mind.
This message was edited by SilentSpic on 9-17-04 @ 12:08 AM
Evilpete
09-16-2004, 08:59 PM
on a related note: Winnie the Pooh was arrested for sexual assault when he walked up to a woman without pants on and asked if he could have some honey from her honeypot....
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WNEWstinks
09-17-2004, 09:29 AM
I sware, I never tuched that girl, only yelled at those 2 old ladies and I don't own a goofy costume.
I'm inocent, inocent i tell ya.
Now get my pic off the board.
Melrapuo
09-17-2004, 09:50 AM
Wait...they didn't fire him after he was accused of touching a 13 year-old?
"Goofy is always playful," Kaufman told the Orlando Sentinel. "Of course he was goofing around because he was Goofy!"
Well put, Mr. Kaufman. Well put.
I wonder what costume they'll put him in next.
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earthseawitch
09-17-2004, 09:59 AM
Goofy=good touch
tigger=bad touch.
got it.
Isn't that the other way around???
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East Side Dave
09-17-2004, 10:19 AM
I wonder what costume they'll put him in next
Hopefully they'll dress him as Rocky, The N.A.M.B.L.A. Seal of Wonder!
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09-17-2004, 10:52 AM
Rocky, The N.A.M.B.L.A. Seal of Wonder!
I believe Rocky replaced Chester The Molester of Hustler fame...
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fiestygal
09-17-2004, 11:03 AM
Goofy is one of my fave Disney characters....but thats some funny shit
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golfcourseguy
09-17-2004, 01:25 PM
This just in ...Judge Thatcher, acting on complaints of a strong stench, has issued a search warrant for Injun Joe's Cave.
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