Britney Spears Married....again

[Tall_James]

I hope your white trash ass and your unemployed golddigger boyfriend will enjoy several months of wedded bliss. I hope the groom wore a clean wife beater t-shirt and Yankee cap to the service. Stupid twat. (http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2004-09-19-spears-wedding_x.htm)

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You said it, twat!

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Thanks to my sweet baboo!

Fear gives courage wings

[JPMNICK]

who even cares anymore.

truth always comes out. no matter how much money, if you are a filthy whore /dirtbag, it will come out eventually. one can only pretend so long.

Its cool now that she has little black step children

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This message was edited by JPMNICK on 9-19-04 @ 8:14 PM

[furie]

how's J.Lo doing these days?
why does anyone care?


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[JohnnyCash]

Give it a year?

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Thank you Freakshow.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Give it a year?


The clock is ticking as we speak. Err, type.

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Thanks to my sweet baboo!

Fear gives courage wings

[Yerdaddy]

I just thank god that they're straight.

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Fuck it from behind.

[TheGameHHH]

I think the only thing that sucks about this marraige is the fact that the groom wasn't me. Don't get me wrong, all the hoopla that surrounds events like these make me ill. But I'd still give my left nut to marry that girl.

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[INFOSTUD]

There's only one reason she sells any records. It's because she's a Piece of Ass. She's a stupid slut without a clue.

She has virtually no singing talent and absolutely no vocal range. The music industry is all about packaging.

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[mdr55]

Congrats Britney.

[reeshy]

Did she marry J Lo????

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[FUNKMAN]

i'd just like to take this moment 'everyone please raise their glasses' to wish Britney and her new husband a happy and wonderful 3 1/2 months together...

whatever!

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[TheMojoPin]

I am Jack's realization of "single serving-marriages."

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[smiler grogan]

I can't believe she's trying to upstage me how sad. Britney you and I can never be the sooner you realize this the better for us both.

[newport king]

i still feel bad for jason alexander. you know when he married her he was thinking "holy shit i just hit the jackpot. she smoking hot AND filthy rich." and what did he get? nuthin. i just hope this boy band reject doesn't get her all pregnant and fat and ruin whats already kinda going downhill.

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[Lumber]

True...she may be useless, but I sure would like a taste...

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[A.J.]

I think this one's gonna work out.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I'm so sick of headlines about how Britney "did it again."

If I was their editor I'd fire them for being a hack. Think of something new!

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[SilentSpic]

I hope to be the lucky bastard to marry one of the olsen twins.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Get in line buddy, I have a team of lawyers working on my plan of marrying both Olsen Twins. It's no good unless you have the complete set.

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[A.J.]

The couple exchanged rings and danced to Journey's "Lights," the tabloid reported. Guests reportedly dined on chicken fingers, crab cakes, ribs and Waldorf salad.

Classy!

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 9-20-04 @ 10:20 AM

[Tall_James]

Journey's "Lights"

What, they couldn't find the 8-track for Heart's "These Dreams"?

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[Lumber]

I hope to be the lucky bastard to marry one of the olsen twins.
[quote]Get in line buddy, I have a team of lawyers working on my plan of marrying both Olsen Twins. It's no good unless you have the complete set.
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[Katylina]

I like her even better now because she's such a dirty little slut.

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[TheMojoPin]

NOW she is?

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[Katylina]

It was a work in progress. Now she has reached the top of the white trash heap. I love it!

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[JPMNICK]

regardless of how much everyone here hates her, there is not one man who could honestly say he would not fuck her if given the chance.

i had the chance and did. it was spectaular.


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[Tenbatsuzen]

I am convinced she's pregnant right now.

Of course, I was convinced J Lo was pregnant, and THAT worked out.



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[SatCam]

Britney was pregnant, and yesteday's wedding was the abortion.

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[Green Lantern]

What a lucky son of a bitch.... I'll bet $20 that this marriage won't last to the next of the year.

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[El Mudo]

This SOB she married is from Laurel? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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This message was edited by El Mudo on 9-20-04 @ 10:52 PM

[Teenweek]

Britney faked it (http://www.drudgereport.com/)