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PanterA
09-19-2004, 06:49 PM
So I got a summons to report to Jury Duty tomorrow, yet tomorrow I have to go to the doctor to get important letters from the doctor to return back to work. This is 100 times more important then jury duty. I dont know what to do. My mother told me to ditch out of jury duty and they will just summons me again. I just hope she knows what she's talking about.

Can anyone help me on this situation?

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reeshy
09-19-2004, 06:50 PM
basixally she's right...just tell them you never got the summons....you know how bad the mail service is!!!!!

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Tenbatsuzen
09-19-2004, 06:50 PM
So I got a summons to report to Jury Duty tomorrow, yet tomorrow I have to go to the doctor to get important letters from the doctor to return back to work. This is 100 times more important then jury duty. I dont know what to do. My mother told me to ditch out of jury duty and they will just summons me again. I just hope she knows what she's talking about.

Can anyone help me on this situation?


Get a doctor's note, and call them as soon as you're done.

Communication shows that you're not scoffing and ignoring them - they'll be a lot more willing to work something out with you if you don't ignore them.



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newport king
09-19-2004, 06:51 PM
there's no way the court can know that the filthy letter carrying dirtbag dropped off the summons for you. those sons of bitches always fuck up anyway...hey have fun going back to work.

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Wormwood
09-19-2004, 06:52 PM
Im pretty sure its castration.

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TheMojoPin
09-19-2004, 06:54 PM
BREAK OUT THE CATAPULT.

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reeshy
09-19-2004, 06:55 PM
BTW...what's the medical wxam for...a rectal...have fun!!!!!! and keep on backing up!!!!

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PanterA
09-19-2004, 06:58 PM
The medical exam is because the fat old German lady doesnt know anything about giving physicals and is making me go to my own doctor and pay for it myself. Maybe tomorrow there will be another turn and cough post. A rectal exam would be a bonus.

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reeshy
09-19-2004, 07:00 PM
A rectal exam would be a bonus.


You Go, BOY!!!!!

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newport king
09-19-2004, 07:17 PM
if she doesnt know anything about physicals, what was she staring at your balls for a minute for the other day?

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grlNIN
09-19-2004, 07:28 PM
I got a summons a couple of months ago, threw it out never had any problems.

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PanterA
09-19-2004, 07:36 PM
if she doesnt know anything about physicals, what was she staring at your balls for a minute for the other day?I like to pretend it never happened.

I SAID IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!

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DeltaPin
09-19-2004, 08:21 PM
A rectal exam would be a bonus.

Finally getting the banana removed?

mikeyboy
09-19-2004, 08:27 PM
When I was 21, I got a summons to appear for jury duty in Maryland. I screwed up and missed it, thinking it was the following day. Reading the penalties for missing jury duty, I freaked out and called them. They told me that despite the fact that I wasn't there, I was considered to have fulfilled my jury duty.

Your mileage may vary.

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Reephdweller
09-20-2004, 02:55 AM
You know, you are entitled to have at least one postponement. I was scheduled for jury duty late last year, but I postponed it until July of this year. Luckily enough I never had to show up. I just called the jury hotline and checked my status and they kept telling me to check back the next day. By Thursday the message I got was that I was released from jury duty.

Click here (http://www.nyjuror.gov/general-information/questions-and-answers.php#5) for the New York Juror website, it says you are entitled to make one postponement which is automatic. So do it that way if you haven't postponed already and you'll avoid the chances of getting in trouble. Especially when you don't need to since you can get out of it pretty easily.


5. Can jurors postpone jury service for a later date?
You may apply -usually by mail or phone- to your local Commissioner of Jurors. Your first request for a postponement will be granted automatically. Subsequent requests for postponement will be considered individually by the Commissioner of Jurors Office.


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stickyfingers
09-20-2004, 04:26 AM
tell them that you are addicted to posting information on message boards and that no matter how hard you try, you are just gonna end up telling the whole world what's going on in the case.

Then show them your post count.

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Reephdweller
09-20-2004, 06:02 AM
I got a summons a couple of months ago, threw it out never had any problems.



Just hope that you don't get pulled over by a cop. I know a couple of people who just tossed their jury summons away and unbeknownst to them had warrants out for their arrest as a result. Then when they got pulled over by a cop for something minor they ended up going to jail.

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JPMNICK
09-20-2004, 06:10 AM
I was thinking that their would be summons or something out if you just skipped. that sucks to be pulled over and then wind up in jail for that shit.

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09-20-2004, 06:10 AM
damn work computer. DP

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shamus mcfitzy
09-21-2004, 02:55 AM
So I got a summons to report to Jury Duty tomorrow


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grlNIN
09-21-2004, 07:50 AM
Just hope that you don't get pulled over by a cop. I know a couple of people who just tossed their jury summons away and unbeknownst to them had warrants out for their arrest as a result. Then when they got pulled over by a cop for something minor they ended up going to jail.



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Katylina
09-21-2004, 07:54 AM
Enough about the summons-- let's talk about your second physical. Did you get the reach around today?

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PanterA
09-21-2004, 08:05 AM
Thankfully there was no crotchula exposure today. I would have been mortified because todays doctor was a big black man.

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TheMojoPin
09-21-2004, 08:11 AM
Crotchula vs. Blackula?

CLASH OF THE TITANS.

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SatCam
09-21-2004, 12:59 PM
He must've talked to the German Doctor so he would know not to check down there.

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reeshy
09-21-2004, 01:13 PM
He must've talked to the German Doctor so he would know not to check down there.


It was reported that she couldn't stop giggling during their consultation!!!

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