Best Wedding Stories

[Tall_James]

i think we need a thread for best wedding stories. there must be a lot with all of the crazy ass people we have on this board.

Well JPMNICK, your wish has come true. What are some of your most bizarre wedding stories? I have several but one of my favorites was when my wife and I were going through the table camera shots and found an upskirt shot of the girl who set us up. She should have kept her legs closed.

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[A.J.]

I think we already had a thread... (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/81/Topic/39327/page/WEDDING_EXPERIENCES.htm)

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[Tall_James]

I think we already had a thread...

Well then...out with the old and in with the new!!! I VOW to protect this thread, for better or worse.

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[JPMNICK]

One of my favorites is this:

we were at a wedding of like a second cousin or something. we were not close with the bride of groom really (we were grooms side). anyway we drove forever to get to this place and it was not really that nice. we were all waiting for some food which seemed to be taking forever to get out. we had nothing. everyone in the place was starting to grumble and complain, but in a polite way.

my uncle, who loves the be the life of the party and everyone's friend grabs his jacket and leaves. we had no idea where he was going. anyway he comes back about 1/2 hour later with at least 150 maybe 200 white castle hamburgers. he just brought them in and dropped them on the table. we were all so emabrrased because that is very rude, but i ate them like an animal.

because of who he is and what he does, no one said anything to him, but you could tell the bride's parents were not happy. that is a legendary story in my family, and now everyone is nervous when they get married to invite him to come.



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[Tall_James]

because of who he is and what he does, no one said anything to him, but you could tell the bride's parents were not happy. that is a legendary story in my family, and now everyone is nervous when they get married to invite him to come

He would be the FIRST person I would invite.

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[JPMNICK]

I am sure he stuffed the envelope full of cash, so once they got home all was forgotten. but the photographer came over and took a pic of all of us eating the castle.

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[AngelAmy]

i dont think it was so rude.....if you pay like 200 dollars a plate and its taking forever to get that quater sized meal out id be happy if someone took a stand to make those slow pokes look like jerks

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[FUNKMAN]

the last wedding reception i went to a brawl broke out... and neither the groom or bride were irish...

go figure!

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[Lumber]

My Uncles Tommy & Sonny own a rather large catering house on Rt. 17 in Moonachie, N.J. where my older brother , myself & family members worked on & off for years to suppliment our incomes. my 1 cousin who is a real prick, (always disrespecting other family members) was getting married & the reception was being held at the family Rest. Anyway, towards the end of the wedding , when everyone was upstairs eating, drinking & dancing their asses off, I took a little strole w/ the bride Gina . (Which some family members new from High School) Downstairs, their is a office and a private bathroom used by family members only . Well, needless to say, the sink was the perfect height for tappin` that little thing & it sure was tasty...

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[JPMNICK]

i went to my first non family wedding last year.

the bride and groom were friends from school. she was 24 and her sister at the time was 22. anyway about 3/4 of the way through the wedding, her sister is smashed. she tries to hook up with our friend Joe, who says no because he did not want to piss anyone off.

so she is drunk and horny and dancing like a crazy person. she grabs the boob of the grooms aunt who she has never met. and then about 10 minutes later at the bar i see her hysterical crying and screaming "I am losing a sister." then when anyone tried to calm her down she yelled "fuck you, you do not know what its like"

we were all shocked because she is a quiet girl normally.

her sister (the bride) tried to play it off like it was not such a big deal, but I know it was. she was PISSED you could tell. it was very embarassing.

drunk sisters / bridesmaids make the best stories.

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[jeffdwright2001]

i went to my first non family wedding last year.

So, all the others were incest based?



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[reeshy]

I remember my wedding...I got laid afterwards...boy, was I shocked!!!

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[wilee]

So, all the others were incest based?
Nah, probably inferring the happy couple should produce a masculine child.

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[JPMNICK]

I remember my wedding...I got laid afterwards...boy, was I shocked!!!




thats why the call him the "best man"

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[fiestygal]

involved a bottle of johnny walker blue, a 3 legged dog, and a midget

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