Paris Hilton's New Book

[GodsFavoriteMan]

Paris Hilton has released her memoirs. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/books/09/20/people.hilton.reut/index.html) It's full of tips for girls to catch "hot" guys, like this one:

"It doesn't hurt to act rich as well as hot. I've found it to be a fairly unbeatable combination."



She's such a hero.

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"Only Vice President Cheney still insists that the earth is flat."

[Tall_James]

With that wonky left eye of hers I'm surprised she's not mistaken for a retard more often.

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[ChickenHawk]

Paris Hilton knows what WORDS are?

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Probably not

"Confessions of an Heiress," published this month by Fireside, which is more scrapbook than memoir, with pictures outnumbering paragraphs.



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"Only Vice President Cheney still insists that the earth is flat."

[Zipgun]

GODDAMMIT!



I was SO close to not having to hear something about that cunt for one fucking day in my life.



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[SatCam]

This must have a book on tape or else she wouldn't be able to read her own book.

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[Katylina]

Her porno sucked. I hope she includes a chapter on how to give a deep throat while not wiping off her lipstick or messing up her hair.

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[JohnnyCash]

Is it a coloring book?

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[reeshy]

I can't wait to piss on her book!!!! I'm going to Barnes and Nobles right now!!!

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[Katylina]

Reeshy pick me one up too neighbor!

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[JPMNICK]

i pre-ordered mine online. its going to be great. i am going to cuddle up next the fire with a warm cup of milk and enjoy it cover to cover

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[sr71blackbird]

I think Paris Hilton is fugly

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[Reephdweller]

I would only cum in her pussy.

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[JPMNICK]

i agree with sr71. I do not find her all that attractive. way to thin for my liking. and her face is not pretty.



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[Iamnotatool]

I'd bang the bejesus outta that Billion Dollar Cunt

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[Reephdweller]

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Plus she smells like hot garbage.

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[sr71blackbird]

To me shes a pig.


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[Reephdweller]

Yeah but she sucks a mean cock.

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[reeshy]

Reeshy pick me one up too neighbor!


Yea, I will..but it will be wet with my effluvience!!!!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

She is to words what Eddie Murphy was to pop music.

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[Hottub]

I'd bang the bejesus outta that Billion Dollar Cunt


Nothing more needs to be said. Thanks tool!!


BTW BILLION is the key word.

CUNT is a close second

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[sr71blackbird]

Her face just doesnt do anything for me at all. I could examine her vagina and dont think it would arouse me in the least.

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[grlNIN]

She is to words what Eddie Murphy was to pop music.



I liked "Party All the Time". http://www.cdih.net/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ninny, ninny, ninny...

I kid, I love!


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[grlNIN]

I'll tells you what though, it's no "Keep On Lovin' You"!

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[Tall_James]

I'll tells you what though, it's no "Keep On Lovin' You"!

Or "Lights" by Journey. It was Britney & Kevin's wedding song you know.

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[Hottub]

I could examine her vagina and dont think it would arouse me in the least.



Vagina + no arousal = GAY!!

Let me state again what my friend tool brought up!!

Billion Dollar Vagina!!

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[grlNIN]

Or "Lights" by Journey. It was Britney & Kevin's wedding song you know.



Journey is too gay, even for my tastes.


Though, Steve Perry does have the voice of an angel!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Journey is too gay, even for my tastes.


I like Journey!

Even Stevens!

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[reeshy]

You think she'll have any scracth 'n sniffs in the book????

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[grlNIN]

I like Journey!

Even Stevens!

Phew, that was a close one. :]

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[JPMNICK]

i heard she is only worth 300 million

for billion, you would need they kerry chick

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[newport king]

i'd like to punch her as hard as i could and see if i can break her bony hip.

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[Reephdweller]

i heard she is only worth 300 million

for billion, you would need they kerry chick



Heck, I'd fuck her with John Kerry's dick.

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Some excerpts from this instant classic of American literature:

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. I like to laugh at those guys."

"Call me, Ishmael."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. I thought to myself; 'Oh Christ! I hope there wasn't a video camera involved again."

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[Zipgun]

The river laughs at her.

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[A.J.]

Paris Hilton has released her memoirs.

She does nothing. What the hell is there to remember?

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[Katylina]

Wow what a bunch of haters. I think she's hot, and if I had a cock I would bang her. But then again, I love those dirty girls.

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[jeffdwright2001]

A few excerpts:

Chapter 1 - "There was this one time when I got totally wasted and had sex with countless guys."

Chapter 2 - "I remember there was this one time where I got totally drunk and made a fool of myself."

Chapter 3 - "So I was at this party and had too much to drink . . . "

Chapter 4 - "Man, I need a drink."

Chapter 5 - "My dad gave me this list of clinics."

Chapter 6 - "Remember the guys from chapter 1? Two of them gave me this list of clinics."



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[JPMNICK]

the forward will be written by Billy Joel and Tracy Gold

"One time i had a few drinks and was driving my kids home..."


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[FUNKMAN]

and if I had a cock I would bang her


and if i had a vagina i would let her eat it

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[FMJeff]

With that wonky left eye of hers I'm surprised she's not mistaken for a retard more often.

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if all retards looked like her it would be the end of the human race

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