hey baby wanna see my baby???

[french bread pizza]

hey all. in case anyone's interested i've been doing okay. i'm working part time and wishing i was a stay at home mom. i miss ron and fez and everyone from the board so bad it hurts sometimes. but i also am so grateful for the wonderful joy amaya, chris, and his two other kids, isabella and chris II have brought into my life.

here's some pictures

http://images.snapfish.com/33%3B8%3A9%3A%3B23232%7Ffp63%3Dot%3E2334%3D%3C46%3 D346%3D86%3A9%3B8b272%3C3923%3D3232726389%3B%3A5nu 0mrj
Amaya(7 1/2 mo), Big Guy(2), Isabella(4)

http://images.snapfish.com/33%3B8%3A9%3A%3B23232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E2334%3D%3C46%3 D346%3D86%3A9%3B8b272%3C3923%3D323272638%3A%3A77nu 0mrj
Me and Amaya (yes i look fat and tired but i am fat and tired) i gained 50 lbs in my pregnancy and only lost 30 so far. I'm just too lazy to lose more. not that i couldn't afford to gain a few before i got pregnant, but not 20 lbs.

http://images.snapfish.com/33%3B8%3A9%3A%3B23232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E2323%3D72%3A%3 D828%3D323272%3A737674nu0mrj
Amaya

http://images.snapfish.com/33%3B8%3A9%3A%3B23232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E2334%3D829%3D6 96%3D%3B7335%3Bb272%3B2623%3D32326894%3A33%3A6nu0m rj
Me and Amaya about two months ago

http://images.snapfish.com/33%3B8%3A9%3A%3B23232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E2334%3D829%3D6 96%3D%3B7335%3Bb272%3B2623%3D32326894%3A348%3Cnu0m rj
chris and the kids about two months ago

there ya go, your moment of boredom has been brought to you by FRENCHIE

(i still look at all my pictures of my makeout sessions with the girls and get wet btw)

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This message was edited by french bread pizza on 9-22-04 @ 12:41 PM

[Reephdweller]

FPB congratulations, you and you Amaya look great. Plus she looks like a very happy child, it takes having a good loving mother to do that.

:)

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Cute! Looks like you lost the baby weight!



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[silera]

I seriously had a dream about you last night, and you were wearing a lime green shirt in it and hot white pants.

You look gorgeous and the baby is SO adorable.

I want one!



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[Tenbatsuzen]

I want one!



Three is the magic number. :)





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[Hosp]

Sil, I don't think they're for sale.

It's like the Brady Bunch over there...

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[East Side Dave]

Amaya is cute, Frenchy!... Just make sure she doesn't join Real World Hawaii when she grows up! Colin will use her!!

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[IrishAlkey]

Show us pictures of where she came from!

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[JPMNICK]

That is the cutest baby i have seen in a long time. congrats.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Show us pictures of where she came from!


Everyone knows where babies come from:

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[IrishAlkey]

She's not that fat.

Have a heart, man.

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[jeffdwright2001]

She's not that fat.

Have a heart, man.

That's me on the egg, can't you tell by the trunk?



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[Tall_James]

Beautiful eyes on that one.

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[IrishAlkey]

I hope James was talking to me and not Jeff.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Beautiful eyes on that one.


I think you're looking at my trunk a little too closely . . . oh, you mean . . . nevermind.



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[Tall_James]

I hope James was talking to me and not Jeff.

Anything to befuddle you before our fantasy football showdown this week Alkey.

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[A.J.]

Show us pictures of where she came from!

You want to see pictures of the placenta?

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

You want to see pictures of the placenta?


I'm not sure on this, but I believe babiesget their nutrients and oxygen from the placenta, I don't think it actually comes from it.

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[IrishAlkey]

Show us pictures of where she came from!

You want to see pictures of the placenta?

Don't try to act smart just because you know the medical term for pussy.

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[Tall_James]

Don't try to act smart just because you know the medical term for pussy.

"Doctor...the patient's pussy just fell to the floor with a bloody THWAP!"

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[Fallon]

7 1/2 months and already has that much hair on her head! My niece is like 15 months and isn't even close. Cute baby!

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[IrishAlkey]

I refuse to be in the delivery room.

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[JustJon]

awwww.... she's as cute as her mommy...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

She's such a pretty baby!

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Tall James rocks!!

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[Arienette]

fbp, amaya is really beautiful. her eyes are amazing. you all look very happy, and you look great, too.

congratulations again.

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[JohnnyCash]

Amaya is beautiful. Congratulations!

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Thank you Freakshow.

[stickyfingers]

Show us pictures of where she came from!


come on, more penis pics alkey?

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[french bread pizza]

THANK YOU THANK YOU EVERYONE

no i'm not showing you my gina, but let me give draw you a good picture, Amaya's head was too big to fit so she starting to RIP my hole to fit, THEN the doctor had to do an episiotomy, a medical term for CUT YOUR PUSSY OPEN, like back towards the butt area. i got a level 4 episiotomy, supposedly the worst kind, espcially after a tearing.

it took the doctor 45 min to stich me up down there.hehe

oh yeah anyone hear me on the radio just now?!! thank you big sexy!! i just flipped it on and i hear them talking about amaya. so i quick found the 866 number (thanks ronfez.net for having it conviently on the home page) and called in. i miss them so so much.

yes she has so so much hair, she came out like that. chris, my boyfriend kept seeing the black hair pop out and back in as i'm pushing, he's laughing..haha

silera, i wish i could fit in some white hot pants and feel good.haha i don't feel fat, just not how i used to look, and since i'm so lazy and hate exercising/eatting right, i still have the baby pouch. i miss you cute butt (not you alkey, arelis)

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[kc7586]

Congrats, you have beautiful kids.

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This message was edited by kc7586 on 9-22-04 @ 10:03 PM

[Mike Teacher]

http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/aaa

::sigh::

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Man, that is one unspeakably adorable baby.

And THAT is one unspeakably sexy Teacher.

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[fiestygal]

that baby has the most beautiful eyes i have ever seen

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your thread makes me happy girl. congrats, good luck, and you have a beautiful baby.

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[grlNIN]

That is one gorgeous baby, and you look fantastic.

You are truly blessed frenchy!

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm still convinced it's mine.

See you on Springer...

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[scorpion]

Congrats on such a cute baby FBP. Glad to see you are doing ok.




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[french bread pizza]

thank you everyone, i love her eyes too they're so amazing and full.

alkey it can't be yours you impotent little dick bastard

oh wow mike the teacher..how different do i look. those were some great times though.

i feel so blessed :)

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[IrishAlkey]

Why did Alkey wear a suit to his vasectomy?!

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[silera]

you impotent little dick bastard

He is NOT impotent!


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[Hosp]

Don't you love how the little dick bastard's girlfriend stands right up for him.


Now that's love.

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Don't you love how the little dick stands right up for him.

Yes.

It's precious.

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[Justice4all]

*sings* Oh you must have been a beautiful baaaaby....you must have been a beautiful child...

Frenchy your little one is absolutley adorable.
Be proud. (as I know you are)
Congrats. And glad you are all doing well!

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[JustJon]

Don't you love how the little dick bastard's girlfriend stands right up for him.


Now that's love.
It's adorable the way she only refutes the impotent part.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Don't you love how the little dick bastard's girlfriend stands right up for him.


Now that's love.


It sounds strangely familiar.



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[Hottub]

I refuse to be in the delivery room.



Bullshit!! You will be there taking your woman's abuse for 18 hours.

And then you you cry like a little bitch when your child cries at that first magical moment!!

Frenchy. Great job!! Best of luck and God bless!!

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[Mike Teacher]

oh wow mike the teacher..how different do i look. those were some great times though.


FBP ya look exactly the same what are ya kidding? The beach picture definately. Still rocking!

I cant remember which R+F thing that was taken at; if it was before or after the WNEW meltdown. Wish I'd talked to you more, still seems a like a Whole different time and place. Man those Hard Rock parties fucking rocked.

For those who might not know and/or have forgotten, if i'm not mstaken FBP was first mentioned on O+A, who steadfastly refused to believe that the On-Line pics of FBP were not from some Modeling Site from Paris or something, they were like "No Way does a chick that good looking live in This Town!" and "This Town" meant Ney York!

Hope the memory on that one is correct, but i'm pretty sure.

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[french bread pizza]

okay sorry silera YOU LITTLE DICK BASTARD!
<3 you silera, you sweet tits hard ass bitch

and yes all men cry (okay that i know of) when that bundle of joy comes popping out of that vagina..i'm not sure if it's cause of the baby or cause they know they'll never look at the gina in the same way again


mike i don't remember the picture event either. and i'm nots ure about the OA thing. i'm not sure if they said that onthe air or not, i know they said that to ron a few times( ronnie told me) also i only sent my pics to ronnie so OA must have gotten the link to my old site through them. however i do know that the heartthrob opie put oen of my pictures on his comp wallpaper one time. and was loving a pic of clare cutting the clothes off of me at the 1BANOF, he said clare was stunning :)

and i didn't live in that town, they were right..i'm a born and raised jersey girl!!

man i miss RF

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[DreamWeaver]

Frenchy that girl is sooo adorable!! Congrats to you. I'm so happy for ya.

I'm afraid when it's time I'm gonna have ugly kids. I think you might have to have them for me.

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[Contra]

Amaya looks adorable! She's going to be a heartbreaker, just like her mom.

It's good to see that you are doing well. From what I can tell from the beach pic, you still got it! ;p
I wish you the best and maybe sometime in the future we can all see you and the little one in person

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Lovely, just lovely, Frenchie.
I'm touched plenty and though you're a complete stranger I wish all y'all the best.

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[KillOReilly]

Is it good idea to post pics of your kids and their names in the internet?

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[french bread pizza]

well since i'm guessing you don't know who i am or anything about me you wouldn't know that most of my life is out in the open already and has been for a long time, my personal life for a long time and in addition i only share the info i want to share and i'm extremely careful about sharing other sorts of information. i used to have my own website, now i just maintain a journal when i have time and in addition a lot of my life has been broadcasted over the radio waves, by my choice and i have no problems with it. people know what i want them to know.

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[JesterOfSadness]

very beautiful kids, I wish you all the best

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[KillOReilly]

well since i'm guessing you don't know who i am or anything about me you wouldn't know that most of my life is out in the open already and has been for a long time, my personal life for a long time and in addition i only share the info i want to share and i'm extremely careful about sharing other sorts of information. i used to have my own website, now i just maintain a journal when i have time and in addition a lot of my life has been broadcasted over the radio waves, by my choice and i have no problems with it. people know what i want them to know.

I meant absolutly zero offense to you, and you are correct, I have no idea who you are.

I don't have any issue with you being open about yourself, as a father I was just curious (not worried, or trying to preach to you) why you would be open about your kids on the net. They are your kids and I don't want to stop you from doing what you wish.

All I was really trying to say is the internet is full of a lot of weird/crazy/scary/sick people. I wouldn't want to give them pics of my kids and tell them their names.

They are very cute kids by the way. Congratulations, seriously, no hard feelings?

And buy my book for them ;)

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This message was edited by KillO'Reilly on 10-8-04 @ 8:39 AM