The hulk

[reeshy]

Now. I'm watching this movie for the first time tonight...I was never a comic book guy....this guy beats up tanks, helicopters, runs around in blue shorts....my question is ...What does he eat?...where does he shit , and how big , mylord!!!!! does he sleep...who is his girlfriend...and does she hurt afterward??????

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[Lumber]

He lives Downstairs from you!

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[reeshy]

Stanley??????? Oh I see...Mikey the N!!!!!!!

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[Lumber]

Stanley??????? Oh I see...Mikey the N!!!!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 9-24-04 @ 12:54 AMLMAO!!!

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[reeshy]

Sorry, Mikeyboy....these are inside jokes....will I get in trouble again??????

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[PanterA]

First off I never watch that movie, but I did read the comics so:

What does he eat?In the early Hulk comics Bruce Banner only turns into the hulk when he's angry. When in rage you arent very hungry.

where does he shit , and how big , mylord!!!!!As Bruce Banner he would probably shit in a toilet. As the Hulk...anywhere. Hopefully not when he's in mid leap.

does he sleepHe returns back to Bruce Banner if he falls asleep

who is his girlfriend...and does she hurt afterward??????The girl that walks around like she was hosreback riding for 5 months straight and has the big smile on her face.

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[reeshy]

First off I never watch that movie, but I did read the comics so:

What does he eat?In the early Hulk comics Bruce Banner only turns into the hulk when he's angry. When in rage you arent very hungry.

where does he shit , and how big , mylord!!!!!As Bruce Banner he would probably shit in a toilet. As the Hulk...anywhere. Hopefully not when he's in mid leap.

does he sleepHe returns back to Bruce Banner if he falls asleep

who is his girlfriend...and does she hurt afterward??????The girl that walks around like she was hosreback riding for 5 months straight and has the big smile on her face.

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Thank you Bobby for clearing that up....Does he have an HMO also??????

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This message was edited by PanterA on 9-24-04 @ 1:38 AM

[PanterA]

No, I think he's straight

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[reeshy]

That's not not what HMO stands for!!!!!

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[furie]

ok, who would win in a pissing contest, Hulk, Thing, or Thor.
That's pissing for distance, not accuracy.



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[jeffdwright2001]

ok, who would win in a pissing contest, Hulk, Thing, or Thor.
That's pissing for distance, not accuracy.


Hulk is full of more vinegar than piss, so that's a no win for him.

Thing would probably be more likely to pass stones than piss no win for him.

Thor wins be default.



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ok, who would win in a pissing contest, Hulk, Thing, or Thor.
That's pissing for distance, not accuracy.


Thor is a god. The other two are just freaks.

I would say a god could beat out mere mortals.

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[DarkHippie]

I would say a god could beat out mere mortals.
He can't win. He'th tho Thor he can hardly pith.

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[Freakshow]

ok, who would win in a pissing contest, Hulk, Thing, or Thor.
That's pissing for distance, not accuracy.

Don't look so proud. That was wind assisted.

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