Ikeaboy, look at the label. I bet you there's pear juice in that drink. There's Pear Juice in EVERY FAKE JUICE. I don't know why. I can only assume that the Pear farmers of Oregon and Washington (I looked it up, they have a website <A HREF=http://www.usapears.com>USAPears.com</A> It's good to know that the National Pear Council extends its condolences to those who lost their lives in the WTC and Pentagon tragedies. We weren't in the clear until the Pear Council weighed in) have struck up some deal with the Juice Conglomerates to sell off their excess pears. They're probably got hoards of Pear Thugs to rough up any naysayers within the juice community. Next time you sip that Nantucket Nectar, taste the blood of those fallen at the hands of the Pear Bosses.
I go on juice kicks. Basically I go off when I find something narsty floating in my juice, usually something resembling semen. The last kick I was on was Mystic Orange Carrot and the other Fruit/Carrot combos in that line.
I'm also a big Poland Spring man. If I'm gonna drink tap water, I better DAMN WELL pay too much for it.
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