Celevrities youre sick of seeing/hearing about

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Sara Jessica Parker- You horse face bitch. Quit trying to act 25. Im sick of seeing your ugly mug all over Gap stores. You were never attractive

Britney Spears- The Future Mrs Trailer Park Trash. I wouldnt be surprised if I hear that your moocher fiance gives you a black eye or I hear that you OD'd on drugs and was found with syringes sticking out of your arm

Jennifer Lopez. Your ass is the only reason why you get so much attention. It wouldnt be a surprised if you are divorced by the end of the year. At 34 youre on your 3rd marriage. Hey at this pace you might catch up to Liz Taylor

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

[JPMNICK]

Good call on all of those. I would like to add:

Paris Hilton - The only reason you are even mentioned is because your family is rich. you have no talent, you are not that hot, and you sex video SUCKED. I hope your dog gets hit by a car

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Donald Trump- You're a fuck who wants attention for being a fuck. How much did your hair cost? You're gay!

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[Mike Teacher]

Sara, JLo, and Paris I dont give a shit about; but I honestly like following Britney; if only from sheer maudlin fascination of what could possible come up next. And she doesnt disappoint.

When I saw the photo of her, her hubby [Edit: Or is he?] , and the two kids, with everyone all Smiley, I was like: Ok, we already know what Meaning and Importance Britney has to the institution of marriage, given her last one that could have been timed with a stopwatch.

But how do you Smile when posing for a picture that essentially says:

"Hey! Happy Britney here with my Man! Yep, he All mine. These kids here? Yes, they are cute? Me? No, Im not the mother, he was fucking some chick and had some kids, but Hey! thats all Way in the past, I mean , like Months ago!, so it's safe to say Me and Him will be Together Forever!"



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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Good call on all of those. I would like to add:

Paris Hilton - The only reason you are even mentioned is because your family is rich. you have no talent, you are not that hot, and you sex video SUCKED. I hope your dog gets hit by a car


I hope she gets hit by a car for naming that mutt Tinkerbell

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

[Tall_James]

Tara Reid. Why the fuck does anyone care what this bitch does?

And, I will get flamed for this, enough with the Lindsay Lohan already.

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[JohnnyCash]

Ashton Kutcher


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[newport king]

the entire osbourne family can suck a fart out of my ass.

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[FUNKMAN]

i really don't pay attention to any of them... they can all suck socks in hell...

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[Furtherman]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Ashton Kutcher&nbsp; <p>From TVguide.com:</p><p><font style="font-weight: bold; color: #cc0000; text-align: left">PAGING EMILIO ESTEVEZ...:</font>&nbsp;<strong>Demi Moore</strong> flames past and present&nbsp;&mdash; <strong>Bruce Willis</strong> and <strong>Ashton Kutcher</strong>&nbsp;&mdash; will collide this November on <em>That '70s Show</em>. A Fox rep&nbsp;confirms that Willis&nbsp;will play the head of security at Chicago's Playboy Club, where Kutcher's Kelso is interviewing for a job. There's no word if Moore's <em>future</em> boyfriend, <strong>Haley Joel Osment</strong>, will appear as well.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hey, the fact that you guys get along is great - good for you.&nbsp; But now you're forcing the issue.&nbsp; We get along so great we're gonna do a skit together and make some sly &quot;you're bangin' my ex-wife little boy&quot; jokes.&nbsp; Bruce, you should know better.&nbsp; (Then again, he did make The Whole Ten Yards.)</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

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[XMRonFez]

<p>If Tom Cruise is reading this, I am sick of you and your pretentious babble. I hope your publicist sister is possessed by Evil Scientology Aliens...</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

Fuck 'em all.

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[JimBeam]

<p>I gotta say I agree with every one posted so far.</p><p>I would include, especially more recently due to that new &quot; show &quot; she's gonna have, Tyra Banks.</p><p>Also Beyonce Knowles.</p><p>Enough of her already.</p>

I have balls !!!

[booster11373]

All of the above

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

[newport king]

<p>someone who's been on my television lately that shouldn't be is DJ A.M. also known as Mr. Nicole Ritchie. This guy is a such a fucking non-celebrity with a dumb dimple in his chin. I know it's such a random person but i want to throw the remote through my television everytime he happens to be on. (usually its some entertainment/tabloid show my wife watches) He's famous for being her boyfriend and he does mashups. People act like this guy created this shit. They've been doing in in england for years.</p><p><img src="http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_2438081.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>oh and speaking of entertainment tonight...who the fuck is THIS GUY to comment on fashion?</p><p><img src="http://evanwilson.com/images/gallery/photos/kojo.gif" border="0" /></p><p><strong><strike>KOJO</strike></strong> HOMO.</p>

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[King Imp]

<p>I don't know if he'd really be considered a celeb, but my vote definitely goes to Michael Moore. </p><p>Yeah, we get it. You hate Republicans, even though you try to bullshit the public that you aren't a Democrat. Funny, I don't recall him going after Clinton all those years when good 'ol Billy Boy was sending U.S. troops into more battles than any other 20th century President. Don't get me wrong, I liked Clinton, but Michael Moore and his &quot;I just call it like I see it&quot; bullshit gets on my nerves and it's insulting. </p>

[itr]

<p>The god damn fucking simpsons sister need to drop dead.</p><p>Ok maybe that was too harsh; how about just &quot;putting them on the shelf.&quot;<br />
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[Yosammity]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Ashton Kutcher <br />I second that.

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[Mike Teacher]

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