Jokes you played on friends and neighbors

[SatCam]

I need some ideas, for no peticular reason. If the time arrised, it'd be really funny. What cruel or unusual joke have you played on a friend or someone in your neighborhood?

For example: my friend pees in a waterbottle, leans it up against someone's door and rings the door bell. When the person opens the door, piss is all over the place. Hillarious but really fucked up.

I wanna hear 'em!

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[Hottub]

We used to find out when the neighbors were going on vacation. Then we would mow, fertalize, rake and water their lawns.
Boy were they pissed when they came back to a healthy green lawn!

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[sr71blackbird]

My friend had this neighbor he hated and he the guy went away for a weekend and left his car window open a few inches..my friend put the guys garden hose into the open window and turned on the water!

Another time he actually did do the "light the bag of dog doodie and ring the bell and run" trick on another neighbor and the guy really did stomp the fire out!

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[Katylina]

I have an apple tree in my backyard, and I used to put the apples in the street and watch when the cars ran them over.

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[ADF]

Mail him a blank piece of paper, but write something embarassing on the return address like "Scatlovers Anonymous." The mailman sure will wonder what's up!

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