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Tall_James

09-28-2004, 04:27 AM

I already like him 100x more than that "Cowboy Up!" Crap from last year. And he's slightly more hairy than the Angels' "Rally Monkey".

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Pedro: "My friend is Nelson. His name is Nelson. He's 36 years old. He's from the Dominican Republic and very funny character, and very animated. Everybody's happy with him. He's our lucky charm now. Now a days. The guys are falling in love with him."

CBS-4's Dan Roche to Nelson: "How do you feel about being the lucky charm of the Boston Red Sox?

Nelson: "Se siente mejor"

DR to Pedro: "What'd he say?"

PM: "He say it feels better, to be the lucky charm."

DR: "How did you two meet?"

Nelson: Aki (after Pedro asked him in Spanish)

PR: "We met through Franklin's friend in Providence. Since then we became friends and I hang out with him now."

DR: "What would you like to say to Red Sox fans out there?" (Pedro translates in Spanish)

Nelson: "Bueno... estancia fuerte."

DR: "What'd he say?"

PM: "He went like that (made a muscle), it means he wants them to stay strong and actually keep rooting. That's pretty much what he meant."

DR to Nelson: "What would it mean to win a World Series, see Pedro especially win a World Series?"

PM (after listening to Nelson): "He wants us to continue to win more and more, and become champions."

DR: "Great(Nelson said word) Bueno."

Nelson: "Bueno"

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Tall_James

09-28-2004, 05:08 AM

I want to see a cage match between this guy and Joe Torre's sister the Nun!

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Mike Teacher

09-28-2004, 05:28 AM

I saw the thread title and thought maybe you got a new job. Which would, pun intended, be a stretch.

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Tall_James

09-28-2004, 05:30 AM

I saw the thread title and thought maybe you got a new job.

I'm working as security for this guy. I keep him in a Glad bag in my jacket pocket to keep him fresh.

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jeffdwright2001

09-28-2004, 05:32 AM

I want to see a cage match between this guy and Joe Torre's sister the Nun!

It'd have to be a cage with very narrow spaces between the bars.

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jeffdwright2001

09-28-2004, 05:34 AM

I keep him in a Glad bag in my jacket pocket to keep him fresh.

I thought your glad bag was in your pants.

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Tall_James

09-28-2004, 05:51 AM

I thought your glad bag was in your pants.

No, that's my Colostomy bag.

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cumbiero_81

09-28-2004, 05:52 AM

This little guy actually is considered the smallest man in the world.. He is always doing shows and talkshows in the Spanish market... Did you know that he can actually dance? I'm going to try to find some footage on him... GO SOX!

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Crippler

09-28-2004, 05:54 AM

I'm working as security for this guy.
GENIUS! That way, if trouble arises, he grabs your shin & you can do a full sprint out of harms way with him attached. And all the while it's like an amusement park ride for the lil' fella.

The giant as the security for the midget.. I like that idea so much better than the way Diamond Dave used to do it with the little people as the actual security for the stars. I never felt he was fully safe.

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Tall_James

09-28-2004, 06:13 AM

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/mahow.jpg

http://www.jaycaddle.com/mahow/images/SandyMahow.jpg

Video of him dancing can be found here... (http://www.jaycaddle.com/mahow/mahow_menu.htm)

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East Side Dave

09-28-2004, 06:27 AM

Between the crazy talk on Friday and the midget on Saturday, Pedro Martinez has officially morphed into Marlon Brando...

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FUNKMAN

09-28-2004, 06:38 AM

smells like cabbage

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SFSMaus

09-28-2004, 07:15 AM

smells like cabbage

'e's not a carnie!

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Iamnotatool

09-28-2004, 07:27 AM

Smallest guy in the world

Actually, he's 3rd. Don't lie.

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TheMojoPin

09-28-2004, 07:52 AM

Is that the freaky midget that Brando hung around with in that awful remake of "The Island of Dr. Moreau?"

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mikeyboy

09-28-2004, 07:58 AM

Is that the freaky midget that Brando hung around with in that awful remake of "The Island of Dr. Moreau?"

yep (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0209394/)

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Fallon

09-28-2004, 05:59 PM

Uh oh, he fell in to Millar's KFC bucket.

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ChickenHawk

09-28-2004, 06:08 PM

I saw that guy on a Spanish television program once. He was with his todler son (yes, someone fucked him) and he was shorter than him.

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JPMNICK

09-28-2004, 06:38 PM

this is just insanity. i hope boston loses to the yanks as usual and the people of boston try and find this little guy.

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09-28-2004, 06:47 PM

http://www.jaycaddle.com/mahow/images/SandyMahow.jpg

it's tall_james on earth 2 - tall_jazmine

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Tall_James

09-28-2004, 06:57 PM

it's tall_james on earth 2 - tall_jazmine

She's hawt!

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A.J.

10-01-2004, 01:49 PM

This guy can probably outpitch Derek Lowe.

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