ever drop bombs on the phone?

[monsterone]

so i'm currently working from home and was on a business call today. it went on for an hr and a 1/2 and was extremely boring.

i had to duece and thought hey this my chance. it actually made the call more enjoyable. i know understand why people have phones in their bathrooms.

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[ADF]

What about when you gotta flush and wash your hands? Don't the people hear? Or do you put 'em on mute?

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[reeshy]

What about when you gotta flush and wash your hands? Don't the people hear? Or do you put 'em on mute?


Who cares???? tell them you're drilling a new oil well!!!!

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[mothershucker]

No, but Billy has dropped bombs on Al's paycheck.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I admit-- I've piddled while on the phone with friends. We're one big happy family!

Really.

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[TheMojoPin]

tell them you're drilling a new oil well!!!!

Man, not only would they think you're taking a shit, but now they're questioning your sexuality, too...

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[Katylina]

I pee when I'm on the phone all of the time too.

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[JPMNICK]

i def. have done this. especially with chicks who never shut the fuck up.

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[Melrapuo]

Whenever telemarketers call.

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[reeshy]

Man, not only would they think you're taking a shit, but now they're questioning your sexuality, too...


Like they don't already know!!!!!!

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[sr71blackbird]

I pee when I'm on the phone all of the time too.


Is that what that is? Here I was thinking you lived next door to a water fall or something...hurrumph..

HOT!!

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[donjuan]

"Hold on Bill, let me check my schedule... Looks like Fridaaaauuuughhhh...(ploop) will work for me. Call my secretaaauuughhhh...(ploop)"

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[FUNKMAN]

i heard Zeppelin use to record some music inside a bathroom which enhanced the acoustics...

you were just making music man! next time charge extra

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[reeshy]

Years ago, I was so drunk...I shit right on the phone...I mean, RIGHT on the phone...And my wife was talking to her sister at the time!!!!

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[DreamWeaver]

I once was talking to this guy on the phone and I didn't want him to know I had to pee and I didn't want to hang up. So I put some toilet paper in the garbage can in my bathroom, hovered and took a piss in it.

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[monsterone]

Years ago, I was so drunk...I shit right on the phone...I mean, RIGHT on the phone...And my wife was talking to her sister at the time!!!!




hot!

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[grlNIN]

I once was talking to this guy on the phone and I didn't want him to know I had to pee and I didn't want to hang up. So I put some toilet paper in the garbage can in my bathroom, hovered and took a piss in it.



Why not run the water and pee and if he says anything just say you spilt coffee on your shirt and need to rinse the stain before it sets in.

Or just tell him you have to pee and put the phone down for a minute.

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[Iamnotatool]

I sometimes text message my girl "Im pooing" just so she can have the priviledge of knowing.

Sometimes I'll put "mmm corn" just to make her puke.

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[FUNKMAN]

i think it's worse when you call someone and they choose to continue eating on the phone...

my dad's the worst, evrytime i call him it seems like i just caught him in the middle of dinner

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[monsterone]

you guys know that by bombs, i'm referring to poopie. if your urine plops, please see a doctor.

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[reeshy]

Sometimes I'll put "mmm corn" just to make her puke.


Classic.....LAL!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

if your urine plops


my urine only makes a plopping sound when i'm squeezing out them last few bursts... you know, where you kind've twist your body, squeeze your thigh muscles, and flex your nad sack

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[DreamWeaver]

Or just tell him you have to pee and put the phone down for a minute..
cause he was older than me and I was intimidated by him. I was afraid if I told him I had to pee very 5 minutes he might think somethings weird.

And yes I know what a bomb is. I was just sharing a br experience.

I've shit with people on the phone but only my mother.

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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 9-30-04 @ 12:01 AM

[reeshy]

flex your nad sack


Excuse me, Funky....you're just doing that for fun!!!!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

Excuse me, Funky....you're just doing that for fun!!!!!!!


i'm busted... how about when you pinch the tip and hold back that last stream just so you can let it go and it comes out like jesus on a breaker...

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[reeshy]

I've done that...but have you ever held it for over 5 minutes....I have!!!!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

5 1/2

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[monsterone]

So I put some toilet paper in the garbage can in my bathroom, hovered and took a piss in it.



damn baby, you can probably get on o&a for the next <b>montley cru challenge</b>

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[reeshy]

5 1/2


BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[fiestygal]

i admit to it- i usually NOW put them on mute BUT if its like someone i know ill tell them im in the bathroom while i talk to them

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[monsterone]

and my mom told me girls don't fart or make doo doo butter...

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[PanterA]

If you're calling me at home after dinner there's an 87% chance your talking to me on the bowl.

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[fiestygal]

and my mom told me girls don't fart or make doo doo butter...



BELIEVE ME WE DO BOTH! just ask my friend JANA! shes notorious for her stomache rumblings and isnt afraid to let people know when shes gotta drop the kids at the pool


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Its time to party.... Italian Style

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"

[PanterA]

BELIEVE ME WE DO BOTH! just ask my friend JANA! shes notorious for her stomache rumblings and isnt afraid to let people know when shes gotta drop the kids at the poolI'll believe you, just stop putting those images in my head!






























You're getting me excited.


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[jeffdwright2001]

If it's not completely natural for this to occur, it's at least genetic for some folks.

Like PanterA I'm fairly regular about when I go (usually after dinner).

That's also the time that I usually end up talking to my 7 year old daughter (who lives with her mother and stepfather in Michigan).

Sometimes the conversations last upwards of an hour, so I usually do chores, clean-up after dinner, and at times take a load off.

I'm never more disconcerted and proud at the same time when I'll be in the middle of going to the bathroom and hear my daughter say "Daddy, I need to put the phone down so I can flush."

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[Patches]

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[IrishAlkey]

And I'll be smoking a cig and drinking Snapple...

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[fiestygal]

You're getting me excited.




HOT! mail man pecker! hehe

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Its time to party.... Italian Style

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