What makes you get really pissed off

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I absolutely hate when people insist on doing their fucking grocery shopping at 7 Eleven. Go to Stop and Shop. A convenience store isnt meant for major food shopping

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

[Iamnotatool]

When she spits...

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[GodsFavoriteMan]

When my gum loses flavor and I realize my jaw hurts.

<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/GFMSIG_copy.jpg" width="300" height="107"></p>
"Only Vice President Cheney still insists that the earth is flat."

[FUNKMAN]

when people shit on the phone...

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/mdm100.gif">

give me all the love that's in ya and i'm gonna give you mine

[reeshy]

When people pontificate on radio shows....and when people shit on the phone!!!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

when people diss Jenny Jones...

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/mdm100.gif">

give me all the love that's in ya and i'm gonna give you mine

[reeshy]

When people shit on Jenny Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

When people pontificate on radio shows....

Jerks.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[GodsFavoriteMan]

When people pontificate on Jenny Jones.

<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/GFMSIG_copy.jpg" width="300" height="107"></p>
"Only Vice President Cheney still insists that the earth is flat."

[Iamnotatool]

When people shit on Jenny Jones.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

WHY LORD? WHYYYYYYYYY???????

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/mdm100.gif">

give me all the love that's in ya and i'm gonna give you mine

[reeshy]

When people shit on Jenny Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[reeshy]

When people sit on Benny's Bones!!!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

lesbians who won't let men eat them out...


what's the frikin difference....

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give me all the love that's in ya and i'm gonna give you mine

[JohnnyCash]

My American Express bill.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/cash_monster.jpg>
Thank you Freakshow.

[ADF]

That whole "eight hot dog, ten hot dog buns" thing.

<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.somesuch.org/sigpics/heroine.gif"></a><i><br><br><b>Roses are red... Violets are blue... All of my base... Are belong to you.</i></b></center>

[HBox]

When people radio show on pontificate.

http://www.myimgs.com/random/hbox/sig

[reeshy]

I absolutely HATE it when people shit on my phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[monsterone]

when ellen degeneres won't except my sig. here's a cleaveland steamer for you bitch

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<font color="gray" size="1">do you know what "nemesis" means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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[FUNKMAN]

when people diss Ricki Lake...

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/mdm100.gif">

give me all the love that's in ya and i'm gonna give you mine

[GodsFavoriteMan]

When people piss in a lake.

<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/GFMSIG_copy.jpg" width="300" height="107"></p>
"Only Vice President Cheney still insists that the earth is flat."

[HBox]

When people kiss a cake.

http://www.myimgs.com/random/hbox/sig

[monsterone]

when adrea's on the phone to find out it's a snake.

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<center>

<font color="gray" size="1">do you know what "nemesis" means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
</font>

</center>
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[TheMojoPin]

When people sit on my rake.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[FUNKMAN]

dinner with Robert Blake...

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/mdm100.gif">

give me all the love that's in ya and i'm gonna give you mine

[TheMojoPin]

Kissing Riki Lake.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[blakjeezis]

People who pick Elwood over Jake.

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
Split bones sticking out of her virgin, white gown/She spread herself out like butter when she smacked the ground.

[Tall_James]

Ogden's Nut Gone Flake.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/layla.jpg>
[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

[FUNKMAN]

garlic and a stake

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/mdm100.gif">

give me all the love that's in ya and i'm gonna give you mine

[blakjeezis]

People who do more than it takes. Goddamn over achievers, like I need that kind of pressure!

<IMG SRC =http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=blakjeezis>
If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
Split bones sticking out of her virgin, white gown/She spread herself out like butter when she smacked the ground.

[Tall_James]

Chicken made with "Shake and Bake"

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/layla.jpg>
[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

[JamMaster]

Lying in a casket at a wake

[blakjeezis]

Folks who misspell parralel ... paralell ... parrallel ... Oh for Christ's sake!

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
Split bones sticking out of her virgin, white gown/She spread herself out like butter when she smacked the ground.

[walking joint]

Minute Rice....it takes longer than a minute.

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_wk.jpg">
thanks for the sig SatCam...and thanks for bringing it back Furie

[AngelAmy]

when i let someone go in front of me while driving and they dont do the "thank you" wave
ungreatful tool nuggets

<center><font color="blue"><b>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/TASig.jpg">
I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things....
One: I'll always look this good. Two: I'll never give up on you... ever.</font></b>

[jeffdwright2001]

Minute Rice....it takes longer than a minute.


Maybe they don't mean a unit of time. Maybe it's just really tiny rice.



<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jeffdwright2001"><br>
"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

Thanks to Reefy & M1 for my sigs!!

[jeffdwright2001]

Eating a trisket that's half baked



<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jeffdwright2001"><br>
"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

Thanks to Reefy & M1 for my sigs!!

[JohnnyCash]

when i let someone go in front of me while driving and they dont do the "thank you" wave

Yes! The "thank you" wave is very important.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/cash_monster.jpg>
Thank you Freakshow.

[Tall_James]

People who leave newspapers strewn within a toilet stall.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/layla.jpg>
[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

[jeffdwright2001]

People who leave newspapers strewn within a toilet stall.


It's teachers that do that and it's their way of slowly adjusting the students to crapping in toilets rather than on the floor.



<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jeffdwright2001"><br>
"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

Thanks to Reefy & M1 for my sigs!!

[walking joint]

People who leave newspapers strewn within a toilet stall


i actually encourage that. i'm not bringing in my own.

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_wk.jpg">
thanks for the sig SatCam...and thanks for bringing it back Furie

[FUNKMAN]

Body By Jake

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/images/mdm100.gif">

give me all the love that's in ya and i'm gonna give you mine

[golfcourseguy]

Jello Cheesecake

" editing posts since day one"

[JPMNICK]

i hate when there is a traffic jam, and people do not abide by the zipper rule. which is the alternating of the cars to merge.

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/a_schilling_ft1.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[sr71blackbird]

Jury Doodie

DMV

Slow Walkers

800 handicapped parking slots in front of Target

Premature Ejaculation

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<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

[East Side Dave]

going to jail for accidentally hammering my penis in public

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Big Ass Mafia

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