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David Lee Kinison
09-30-2004, 11:41 AM
I owe you all big time for the help. But beleive me I used the money for food and rent.



Fuck you Jen for accusing me of that. Bitch

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IrishAlkey
09-30-2004, 11:44 AM
*gets popcorn*

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Reephdweller
09-30-2004, 11:45 AM
Damn, I missed something. What happened?

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JPMNICK
09-30-2004, 12:15 PM
i have a feeling Jen called out DLK for wasting the money that was donated to him.

I then assume he is pissed

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09-30-2004, 12:52 PM
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09-30-2004, 01:17 PM
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monsterone
09-30-2004, 01:27 PM
i have a feeling Jen called out DLK for wasting the money that was donated to him.

I then assume he is pissed

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pretty much sums it up, but it was r&f who called him out first, asking when he started drinking. they timelined it to around the time of his surgery - that's when jen broke in.

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David Lee Kinison
09-30-2004, 02:05 PM
You don't know shit Monster Pussy



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mikeyboy
09-30-2004, 02:11 PM
Easy, DLK. No fights on board. If you want to fight with people, take it off board.

Incidentally, M1 is right. R&F did bring up the thing with the ronfez.net money first, even before last night. Last week, when you called to say that you left your wife, Ron asked why. You told him it was because she wouldn't work. Ron asked you if you were working. You said no. Ron asked what you were doing for money.

You said "I have money."
Ron responded "Yeah, from ronfez.net"

Jen probably jumped on that, and that's what lead to last night.

I'm not passing judgment, just reporting on what was said.


On a related note, DLK. Please get help for the drinking. Otherwise, you're going to die.

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mothershucker
09-30-2004, 02:16 PM
On a related note, DLK. Please get help for the drinking. Otherwise, you're going to die.

Short, straight, and to the point.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

ToxicGarden
09-30-2004, 02:34 PM
Jen & David
sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

sounds like someonez gotta lil crush.

hug & kiss - make up-
love one another.
We are family.




KICK BUSH OUT OF OFFICE

ToxicGarden
09-30-2004, 02:46 PM
I used the money for food and rent.

food = Vodka

rent = crack

it's a JOKE!

KICK BUSH OUT OF OFFICE

Katylina
09-30-2004, 03:18 PM
i have a feeling Jen called out DLK for wasting the money that was donated to him.


I sure hope not! I like to help others in need. Maybe it was one of those radio bits to get everyone all dramatic.

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Tenbatsuzen
09-30-2004, 03:20 PM
The lesson, as always: Don't give to people you don't know unless you know exactly where the money is going.

On that note, donate to Hosp.



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Katylina
09-30-2004, 05:43 PM
The lesson, as always: Don't give to people you don't know unless you know exactly where the money is going.


I like to have faith in my fellow human beings.

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cherrynoid
09-30-2004, 06:39 PM
Last week, when you called to say that you left your wife, Ron asked why. You told him it was because she wouldn't work.

Damn, dlk, before you got back together with her, you were always going on the air complaining about the "job" your wife used to have. I guess she was damned if she did, damned if she didn't.


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reeshy
09-30-2004, 07:12 PM
Damn, dlk, before you got back together with her, you were always going on the air complaining about the "job" your wife used to have. I guess she was damned if she did, damned if she didn't.


Damn...I guessed you're damned!!!!!

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monsterone
09-30-2004, 09:54 PM
if you'd really like me to break it down, i could list the cost of 2 gallons a day of vodka.


and i was just reporting what was said on air, dlk. and try googling monster pussy - it's disgusting.

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ChickenHawk
09-30-2004, 10:00 PM
Easy, DLK. No fights on board. If you want to fight with people, take it off board.
Off the board you say? ...I say they take it into... THE PARKING LOT!

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monsterone
09-30-2004, 10:03 PM
no fighting, just reporting. alcoholism is an expensive habit.

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IrishAlkey
10-01-2004, 10:53 AM
Who are these people?

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Mike Teacher
10-01-2004, 11:14 AM
I defer to DLK, and just tell you what my deal is:

Just got back from my Doctors for my monthly 'how am i doing thing'. I'll just say this; with no booze i lost 1 pound in 3; 360 to 240. in 2 years.

I was on Two High Blood Pressure Meds two years ago; now with none of those my BP was 110/70 an hour ago.

Sober fucking sucks; but it beats the way I was.

My doctor told me if I knew John Mehan [close, but not his real name], I said yep. Then he told me he dropped dead last week; and it was 100% booze related; liver failure. Hes exactly my age; 41.

My cousin died of the same thing a bit before I quit. His widow and the two kids who will only remember their Dad as a vague memory from when they are Toddlers are doing OK, but only just.

People quit when they wanna quit, and if they dont, sometimes they make it, and sometimes it kills them. If someone had told me at some points how bad off I was, I would have told them to fuck off. But two did; and I count them as my closest of friends. Did I listen to them? Nope. But it did wake me up a bit, and if I hadnt of woken up, I absolutely would not be alive now, and now I'm gonna shut up.



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Tall_James
10-01-2004, 11:21 AM
We're glad you're with us Mike.

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Mike Teacher
10-01-2004, 11:42 AM
Here fuck it I just got up and took the pic on the right; loose skin and all, I look like shit but who cares, coz that's also me on the left, Xmas 2001, and that picture has not been shown to anyone except someone who burst into tears upon seeing it.

If I dont look happy on the right it coz my life is in turmoil now; but I dont give a flying fuck; coz i'm breathing. It's all Gravy now.

This pic aint no gloat, I fucking cant stand it

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Skellington
10-01-2004, 11:57 AM
WOW! Congrats to you Mike! I don't remember seeing you in person, but the picture differences are admirable...if that's really you.....and stuff.......

I had to basically give up alcohol with the onset of diabetes. Sucks. But, anything in moderate is ok. 'Cept crack. I don't think crack is good in any amount.....

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ToxicGarden
10-01-2004, 12:08 PM
Dont listen to em DLK...

Booze is good for you.
It cant kill you.. It's an old wise tale.

It doesnt ruin anyones life. Just ask Sid.


KICK BUSH OUT OF OFFICE

Legolas
10-01-2004, 12:31 PM
mike how'd you lose the weight?

Ron: Are they lifeguards or lifepussies?!?!