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[WNEWstinks]

This is my first serious thread and most likely my last. I'm looking for serious advice and a few jokes is need be.

I'm 19 and never had any sexual relations before. There is this hot piece of ass that I met recently. She just got dumped by her loser boyfriend. She's also 19. She looks very very good and is my type of girl.

I want to do her but my religion is holding me back from doing so. I'm catholic and that's a big no-no.

Is there anyone who has gone through this kind of thing? Should I wate or have a good time?

keep in mind I'm moving sooner rather then later.

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[Melrapuo]

If its JUST for sexual relations, go right on ahead. If its religion that's keeping you at bay, convert if its so important to you.

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[schmega]

do it. dont listen to what a bunch of uptight, repressed men wrote down. do you honestly think God gave you sexual urges, only to expect you to supress them, then go kill a bunch of people afterwards cuz you bottled up your most human of urges?

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[AngelAmy]

youre never going to get a girl if you refer to them as "a hot piece of ass" and youre looking to just "do her"


learn some respect

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I say you "do her." Though stop lying! She's only fifteen and she's retarded!

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[reeshy]

The Bible says "DO not covet thy neighbor's wife"....is she married? if not, go for it...BTW, I;m Catholic too and it never stopped me!!!!

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[mdr55]

19??? I don't know.....she sounds a little too old for you.

But seriously......did the other girl dump you for someone that had a cool moped??? I thought you and her were going places. After all 14 is legal in Delaware isn't it?? ;p

[Johnny Fontane]

Insert your penis in her vagina, provided she consents.

If this whole Catholic thing is getting in the way, ask her if you can jerk off on her tits. Chicks dig that...well, at least they do in porn...

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[WNEWstinks]

ya, but I want to be a real catholic. One who doesn't fall because he is weak. I want to teach my son and or doughter the right way. I want to be a roal modle for my kids.

I don't know If i will be able to look at myself in the merrior if I fall weak.

Then again I'd be a fucking idiot to turn this down.

I was thinking of taking her out and since she is also catholic, tell her what she did in the past was wrong, and we can go out without having sexual relations. So far this is my best bet.

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[mikeyboy]

Um, aren't you jumping the gun a little bit. You just met someone who got dumped. Shouldn't you at least find out:

a) whether she actually has any interest in you
b) whether she actually wants to have sex with you

I wouldn't worry about dealing with it until you that point if/when you actually have the opportunity to have sex.

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[WNEWstinks]

a) yes
b)yes

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[schmega]

tell her what she did in the past was wrong

oh yeah, make her feel bad about herself, that always works. cuz its not like the church wont do that already. DO NOT tell her that.

it wont make you weak to have pre-marital sex. it'll make you human.

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[INFOSTUD]

What happened to your girlfriend.

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[JohnnyCash]

You're kinda creepy.

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[douchebagsean]

What happened to your girlfriend.


she must have hit puberty

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[reeshy]

ya, but I want to be a real catholic. One who doesn't fall because he is weak. I want to teach my son and or doughter the right way. I want to be a roal modle for my kids.

I don't know If i will be able to look at myself in the merrior if I fall weak.

Then again I'd be a fucking idiot to turn this down.


This is turning into a real Board Character.....I'll sign off now and see where the bomb drops!!!!

I was thinking of taking her out and since she is also catholic, tell her what she did in the past was wrong, and we can go out without having sexual relations. So far this is my best bet.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 10-3-04 @ 9:55 PM

[keithy_19]

In my experiecne, all Catholic girls are easy, so why not you?

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[spoon]

You're kinda creepy.


Kinda!?? This cat is fucking all out scary. Whatever you do with your future kids (a nightmare in itself), please don't pass on your advanced knowledge of spelling and the English language!

However, send her my way and I'll fall weakly into her box with pride.

This is where you come in. Step two is that you catch her later and teach her what she just did was wrong by making her see her faults in the "mirror". This will surely get me some repeat action. Preach on brother!

And Amy, women really don't like to be referred to as a "piece of ass"? Man I'm out of touch.

How about that jackin on boobs idea (Johnny Fontane)? An old fashion game of GOOD vs. NO GOOD! You up?

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This message was edited by spoon on 10-10-04 @ 5:53 PM

[WNEWstinks]

This girl can forget it. She'll never have any sexual contact with me. I thought long and hard and asked God what I should do. He told me to keep doing what I'm doing such as going to school, get good grades, learn as much about the business world as I can.

God first,family and friends second,girls third. That's what I've been told.

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[mikeyboy]

Translation: she wants nothing to do with him.

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[canofsoup15]

Dude, god talks to you?

Why don't you just become an evangelist? I hear they make good money, and get to wear purple suits.

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[SatCam]

One who doesn't fall because he is weak. I want to teach my son and or doughter the right way. I want to be a roal modle for my kids.

Hey, I thought we weren't allowed to tell jokes in "That's Life"...

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[WNEWstinks]

The truth is I asked her " Do you want to go out sometime, maybe for dinner and danceing at tocco bell?".......needless to say she said no.



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[canofsoup15]

" Do you want to go out sometime, maybe for dinner and danceing at tocco bell?".......needless to say she said no.


You're CLASS baby.

Don't let noone tell you different.


Do people dance at Taco Bell?

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[grlNIN]

Do people dance at Taco Bell?




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[Duke]

you dated a 14 yer old...and yet your worried about this? i'd say go for it...dont worry bout religous reasons... just rember to wear a rubber if your that scared

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 10-11-04 @ 12:02 AM

[TheMojoPin]

Enough, people.

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