Billy Joel Marries 23 Year Old

[Tall_James]

"I love you just the way you are (hope my millions can help you forget that I am wrinkly and old) (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=495&ncid=762&e=7&u=/ap/20041003/ap_en_mu/billy_joel_wedding)

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[Tall_James]

On a sidenote, his poor kid Alexa Rae loses the genetic lottery. Instead of looking like Mom Christie Brinkley and having her dad's musical ability she ends up looking like Billy Joel and unable to carry a tune!

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 10-4-04 @ 12:05 AM

[FUNKMAN]

it's hard to believe they married for love. i guess there's a possibility...

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[reeshy]

Good for him!!!

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[jeffdwright2001]

Good. He needs someone to be his designated driver.



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[JohnnyCash]

Good for him!

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[Mike Teacher]

Sorry to break the cough chain.

Anyway I read in an interview once, in 1980, Billy Joel was talking about relationships and said, "Sheesh I dunno. The girl I'm gonna marry? Prolly hasnt been born yet..."

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enjoy the dead tortured baby cow.



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[saveopieanthony.net]

Billy Joel is my hero. He can get a woman (barely) that is young enough to be his daughter to marry him. More power to him.

By the way, he had six albums out before his new wife was born :

Cold Spring Harbor
Piano Man
Streetlife Serender
Turnstiles
The Stranger
52nd Street
Glass Houses
Songs in the Attic

He was also 32 when his "wife" was born in 1981 as well. something to think about.

I'm so glad my wife isn't born yet.

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[East Side Dave]

I'm just glad he's kicked the beans.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

On a sidenote, his poor kid Alexa Rae loses the genetic lottery. Instead of looking like Mom Christie Brinkley and having her dad's musical ability she ends up looking like Billy Joel and unable to carry a tune!
Not Christie Brinkley, but not bad either.
http://www.nydailynews.com/ips_rich_content/422-billy_joel.JPG
And she has a record deal. (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/235437p-202205c.html). You lose on all counts, Tall James!!!

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This message was edited by NewYorkDragons80 on 10-4-04 @ 6:03 PM

[East Side Dave]

I'd tap it. Spin it sideways like a top, then tap. Then throw it in the air, juggle it with a bowling ball and an egg. Then tap again.

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[mothershucker]

Did anyone think that Billy "multi millioneaire rock star" Joel was going to make someone his own age his THIRD wife?

He married a plain Jane (cunt) first
Did the model thing (cunt) second
Now he has a little chckie.

He did exactly what every other man in the world would do.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[FUNKMAN]

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[DJEvelEd]

He married a plain Jane (cunt) first
Did the model thing (cunt) second
Now he has a little chckie


This new trophy (cunt) has to sit on his hairy, wrinkled cock while staring into his bug eyes. She will earn that money with every drip of Joel sperm oozing down her legs/face.

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