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Recyclerz
10-04-2004, 08:05 AM
Just in time for lunch:

From Reuters: Ouch! (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6406472)

Somehow, I think this guy is "shaping" the story. I suspect that "man's best friend", peanut butter and long, lonely nights on a Romanian farm were involved in this unhappy ending.



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Tall_James
10-04-2004, 08:06 AM
The dog was quoted as saying "It was hardly a foot-long. More like a cocktail sausage."

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A.J.
10-04-2004, 08:17 AM
The dog was quoted as saying "Tastes like chicken."

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stickyfingers
10-04-2004, 08:27 AM
no one in the history of man could ever mistake thier penis for a live chicken neck...its just insane and it doesn't happen.

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Reephdweller
10-04-2004, 08:29 AM
The chicken was quoted as saying "Apparantly my neck looks like Romanian man co›k!!"

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ADF
10-04-2004, 01:02 PM
To be fair, it was a weiner dog. What did he expect?

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golfcourseguy
10-04-2004, 01:08 PM
rushed out into his yard in his underwear


Underwear? I thought he had his capon.

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FUNKMAN
10-04-2004, 02:50 PM
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.


but the dog is now the brunt of gay jokes and the guy 'even though' he is out of danger will never be able to 'choke the chicken' again...

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sr71blackbird
10-04-2004, 05:24 PM
Another name for chicken? Cock!

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