I almost got ran over today thanks to a....

[Duke]

bitch on her cell phone i am walking home and i go to cross the street (there are cars parked on the street so i cant really see the on coming traffic... so i go to cross and i see this car going atleast 40 miles and hour and its about 2 feet away from me.. my friend rob pulls me back so i dont get hit... ohh ya i forgot to add she just beeps and stops for a split second and then keeps on going... i have never been so close to being hit by a car in my life.. infact when i almost got hit another time it was on the same street....


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dammit....
foiled again.

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Were you going to the gas station for a soda?

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Do you live on the [scary music]BOULEVARD OF DEATH[/scary music]?

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[JPMNICK]

you are small enough that it will just coast over you. just make sure your arms are not flailing and you should be fine

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[Duke]

no i was coming home from school...and it should be called the boulevard of death...

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[Duke]

you are small enough that it will just coast over you. just make sure your arms are not flailing and you should be fine

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good idea but i am 5'4 :(

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[FUNKMAN]

gald to hear you're okay! i bet it took a little while to catch your breath...

i remember at around age 10 running full speed out into the street 'between two cars' when one of my older brothers friends was chasing me... i heard the screech then i looked at the people in the car, hooked a u-turn and ran straight to the back of my hallway where i sat for what seemed like a lifetime trying to get my breath back...



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Are you sure it wasn't her?

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[reeshy]

I got hit by a car when I was 11 years old..I was killed instantly....Thank God my parents knew of this "special"cemetary and took me there...well, you know the rest....

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[FUNKMAN]

maybe she was on the phone with Billy Joel...

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[Duke]

it must be the hornets...realisticly tho it scared the shit out of me oohh ya i forgot to add it was a honda pilot or a element what ever the futuristic boxy one is....

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 10-6-04 @ 10:28 PM

[murfee]

dukie my man you lucked out today huh. but wait till you be like me i've been hit 3 times and counting

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Try using the crosswalk.

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[sr71blackbird]

there are cars parked on the street so i cant really see the on coming traffic


So you didnt cross at a cross walk?
I see people all the time darting out from between parked cars. When you start driving Duke, your going to become expectant of certain behavior, and youll see that accidents happen when the unexpected happens. A month ago I was driving home and I was like 5 houses away from my house and some little kid, maybe 8 years old just comes out from between two parked cars and goes running right across and if it wasnt for my swift reaction, Id have run him over! The thing is, you cant always expect everyone to have the same reactin time and when you add cell phones and radios and other distractions that can divert a drivers attention, the chances are much higher for an accident. The best thing you can do to protect yourself is to cross in the designated area for pedestrians to cross the street.

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[Duke]

i didnt dart out between to parked cars the two streets intersect and thats where i crossed and sadly the cross walk is worse...

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[sr71blackbird]

Im not being critical, just saying your statistically safer that way. Youll see when you start driving and have your first scare! Im sure that "bitch" was shitting in her pantys

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[Duke]

i hope so.... she missed my foot by littarly 5 inches

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[Iamnotatool]

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[angrymissy]

My brother got ran over when he was maybe 9 or 10. He ran out between two parked cars and got clipped by a van, that ran over his leg (he was fine by the way, just had a really bruised leg).

We were living with my grandmother at the time, who promptly ran inside and screamed at my sister and I "YOU WERENT WATCHING HIM, AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!". That was great. Then she went outside and started hyperventillating so they had to bring 2 ambulances, one for my brother and one for her.

We went to the ER and the first words my brother spoke to me were *nervous glances around ER* "I'm not wearing any underwear don't let them take off my pants".

He was fine... I can't believe he didn't have a broken leg.

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[silera]

We went to the ER and the first words my brother spoke to me were *nervous glances around ER* "I'm not wearing any underwear don't let them take off my pants".


To this day I consider the ER room scenario whenever I put on panties.

Parents can really fuck your head up.


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[SatCam]

We went to the ER and the first words my brother spoke to me were *nervous glances around ER* "I'm not wearing any underwear don't let them take off my pants".

He was fine... I can't believe he didn't have a broken leg.

I can't believe he wasn't wearing any underwear!

But seriously, Duke, I'm glad you were okay. The way the forum members are going down I'm getting scared for my own safety. Luckily, I don't leave the comfort of my own chair.

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[Aggie]

Oh well, if you would have gotten hit you could have joined to cool "I've been hit by a car and lived to tell about it" club.

I'm the president. I got hit when I was in 2nd grade. I remember looking first and seeing a car but thinking I had enough time to cross. Next thing I remember I'm being carried to the house by my babysitter and I look back to the street to see all of my books strewn everywhere. My freaking neighbor hit me. I was OK though, nothing broke, just really bruised and I have a few scars, like the one on my chin where my teeth went through it. Ewww.

Glad you're OK, but be more careful. I hate freaking pedestrians who just stroll into the road.

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[Iamnotatool]

A while back, prolly a few years, I hit a black guy in the street in the Bronx. I had just purchased one or 5 nickle bags in a local bodega, and as usual was tryin to get to the gas station for a few white owls.

A group of guys were walking s-l-o-w-l-y across the street, so I tapped on of em. Wasn't really a hit, more like a push. Thankfully, either none of them was carrying a gun, or (probably) my pathetic Pontiac 6000LE POS edition wasn't worth the bullets.

That is all.

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[PanterA]

You're stealing my gig kid!

Next you'll tell me you slipped on some orange peels.

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I hear Duke already applied to be a paperboy!!

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[Iamnotatool]

No orange peels Pants, not yet anyway...


But I have tripped on some mushrooms, does that count?

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[East Side Dave]

I'm glad you weren't hurt, Duke. Afterall, I've got you for Li'l Mr. April for my Teen Swimsuit Calender I'm putting together!!

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[drizzle]

Sorry she missed kid. All the cool kids get hit at least once. Now go get some on I-80 and be KEWL!

[spoon]

.. my friend rob pulls me back so i dont get hit...

Wow Duke! It seems Rob is always taking away your hits. On and off the softball field.

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[spoon]

Huh, never knew that rule. Duke knows I'm just adding friendly levity to his roadside manner. This however wasn't so serious based on the outcome. Hence, can we use a case by case basis. If it's a concrete ruling, I'll be sure to stand up and flight right jomo. But only in this forum. You can rest assured. Anyone see my dog?

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Wasn't just you, Spoon. Just a general reminder to all.

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[Hottub]

I actually got clipped. It was probably about 4th grade. It was starting to rain and I was tear-assin' back home on my Stingray (highly modified)
I came to the corner of Maple and Brookside at an incredible rate of speed, blowing a stopsign...
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(Wet road + Coaster brakes = 0 Traction)

I went into a zero traction skid, saw the Delta 88 in mid right turn. I laid the bike down and slid through the intersection.
Delta Lady just managed to clip the ass-end of my bike.
She got out of the car to see if I was OK, but I just hauled-ass back home as quick as possible to change the shorts I had just greased!

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