All my life experiences tell me this is a lie.

[furie]

scientists have found women are better at holding their drink. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3733020.stm)


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<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

[TheMojoPin]

It's all been a giant trick! A LIE!!!

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[FUNKMAN]

that picture of Ashley Olsen may help explain...

or maybe not

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[ChickenHawk]

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
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[SatCam]

Femists Science Labs Inc.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig89_general_snoopdog.jpg" align="right" alt="Nigguh pleeze" /><a href="http://www.satelitecam.tk">Ron and Fez Drops and Bits</a>

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[stickyfingers]

better test: make them drive home

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[JPMNICK]

they can't drive anyway, whats the difference

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/a_schilling_ft1.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[TheMojoPin]

And here I've been saying we continue to deny chicks the right to vote, just because they're usually hammered at the drop of a hat.

Probably the hat they spent my paycheck on when they should have been making me DINNER! STUPID DAMES!

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[morecowbell11]

they better hurry up amd tell my girlfriend, she got sick off of 2 wine coolers this weekend

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life

[FUNKMAN]

definitely not red wine... a few glasses of that and they're ready to take it in the pooper...

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[spoon]

Hey look at that! Funk and Cowbell are both seeing Mikey D!

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And you may not like it! But you will learn to love it!

[zathrus]

i don't care what the article says, I can't handle alcohol. ask anyone that has seen me drink. i've heard it's very funny.


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[Hottub]

a few glasses of that and they're ready to take it in the pooper...


I need names!!
I need phone numbers!!

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127
The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)

[FUNKMAN]

I need names!!
I need phone numbers!!


and a bottle of Woodbridge Merlot...

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[Hottub]

and a bottle of Woodbridge Merlot...


Ahh, now Prof. Funk is begining to leak out parts of his fool-proof method to get chicks buzzed on red wine, and willingly accept the pooper.

But be warned. He is only giving you a taste.
If you want real answers you must buy his book and cassette series...


"How to Get Women Drunk on Red Wine Until They Demand Anal"

$39.95 with a full 30 day money-back Guarentee.( sp - man I hate this word)

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127
The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)