View Full Version : Chuck Floyd for Maryland's 8th District Has Guts!!
blakjeezis
10-14-2004, 09:46 PM
Chcuk Floyd's mind is clearer now
At last all too well, he can see
Where we all soon will be
If you strip away
The myth from the man
You will see
where we all soon will be
Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
you've started to believe
The things they say of you
You really do believe
This talk of God is true
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Split bones sticking out of her virgin, white gown/She spread herself out like butter when she smacked the ground.
curtoid
10-15-2004, 05:36 AM
Chuck Floyd sleeps in the "Mikey D Room" (now known as the "Mike The Teacher Room") whenever he's visiting Fez
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Furtherman
10-15-2004, 05:58 AM
Chuck Floyd has shot J.R. twice in this thread.
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KC2OSO
10-15-2004, 06:05 AM
Chcuk Floyd got sushi and didn't pay.
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Crippler
10-15-2004, 06:35 AM
Chuck Floyd is a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 07:08 AM
Chuck Floyd turned Mrs. Hathaway queer.
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 07:25 AM
Sometimes that Chuck Floyd looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about Chuck Floyd is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' that Chuck Floyd comes in and... he rips you to pieces.
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 07:30 AM
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Tall_James
10-15-2004, 07:30 AM
Chuck Floyd's License Plate reads "ASSMSTR"
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 07:33 AM
I am no longer Robert Paulsen. My name is Chuck Floyd.
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 07:36 AM
Chuck Floyd wishes "he was taller..."
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 07:42 AM
Chuck Floyd cannot decide if Reefwella's sig pics are "tantalizing...or tittilating...."
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 07:44 AM
Chuck Floyd is totally down with East Side Dave's gang signs in his sigpic.
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GodsFavoriteMan
10-15-2004, 07:45 AM
Chuck Floyd knows what he wants and knows how to get it. . .he wants to destroy the passerby.
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 07:47 AM
Chuck Floyd feels midgets are "inappropriate."
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 07:48 AM
Chuck Floyd believes he can "invent better kittens."
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 07:52 AM
Chuck Floyd watches the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
In reverse order!!!!!!!!!!!!
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 07:53 AM
Chuck Floyd believes tuesdays "should be taken off the calender."
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 07:57 AM
Chuck Floyd doesn't "care for those damn Navajo Injuns" and wonders "just how the hell did they get into this country anyway."
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 07:59 AM
Chuck Floyd ruins the endings of tv show for his "friends" living on the west coast.
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:00 AM
Chuck Floyd sleeps in red Dr. Dentons with the blutt flap open.
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:01 AM
To celebrate "Wolf Awareness Week," Chuck Floyd killed and ate a grey wolf, before going to Atlanta to rape Wolf Blitzer.
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:02 AM
Chuck Floyd rained on their parade
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Freakshow
10-15-2004, 08:03 AM
Chuck Floyd reads playboy for the articles.
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:05 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks "in terms of lifesavers," he'd "have to go with cherry" as his "favorite flavor."
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:06 AM
Chuck Floyd shakes it like a polaroid picture
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:07 AM
Chuck Floyd "wonders why" he "isn't made out of candy."
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:08 AM
Chuck Floyd's kung fu is impressive
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 08:09 AM
Chuck Floyd bought some butter,
but, he said, the butter's bitter;
if I put it in my batter
it will make my batter bitter,
but a bit of better butter
will make my batter better.
So he bought a bit of butter
better than his bitter butter,
and he put it in his batter
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Chuck Floyd
bought a bit of better butter.
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:09 AM
Chuck Floud "loves" to use "quotes" on "message boards"
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:10 AM
Chuck Floyd has a real red wagon!
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:10 AM
Chuck Floyd taught Mojo Pin everything he knows about music.
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 08:13 AM
Chuck Floyd, coming to High Voltage 202
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:13 AM
Chuck Floud "loves" to use "quotes" on "message boards"
Chuck Floyd enjoys "mispelling his own name."
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 08:14 AM
Chuck Floyd has a tiger act!
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:15 AM
Chuck Floyd wishes "M & M's were bigger....like..maybe the size of a grapefruit..."
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 08:16 AM
Chuck Floyd likes blogs (http://www.takeluck.blogspot.com/)
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 08:17 AM
Chuck Floyd is down with Osirus (http://www.osirusonline.com/)
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:19 AM
Chuck Floyd doesn't get "what the deal is with airline peanuts. I mean, hey, are we supposed to actually eat these things? I mean, hey, you drive on the parkway and park in your driveway! I mean, hey, what's the deal with that?"
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:25 AM
Chuck Floyd enjoys "mispelling his own name."
Chukk Floyde has several spellings of his name, which he will use whenever appropriate
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 08:26 AM
Chuck Floyd is in your head - and in your heart
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:27 AM
Chuck Floyd wants to know "just what did happen to that dang Atari 2600?" because he could "play P.O.N.G. all day long!"
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:31 AM
Chuck Floyd is "offended by chocolate eclaires because of the cream in the middle!! No way! Don't like 'em and never will do!"
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:32 AM
Chuck Floyd thought that little kid from Jerry Maguire was "cute" and Chuck would like to "buy him some new eye-glasses. As a present."
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Furtherman
10-15-2004, 08:48 AM
Chuck Floyd bet on Heather Thomas making it and Heather Locklear losing it.
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:51 AM
Chuck Floyd hid in the bushes in 10th grade at a party that the cops came to bust up but was then found by a cop because he started giggling as he was hiding and the cop heard him.
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:54 AM
Chuck Floyd secretly wishes at night that he "is a monkey...swinging from tree to tree...not a care in the world...no sirree..."
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Furtherman
10-15-2004, 08:55 AM
Chuck Floyd was known as "SOY BOMB" for a short period.
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 08:55 AM
Chuck Floyd is "jealous of Eric Estrada."
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BoondockSaint
10-15-2004, 09:04 AM
Chuck Floyd plays drums for Hootie and the Blowfish and uses the stage name "Sonny"
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mdr55
10-15-2004, 09:13 AM
Chuck Floyd: Next stop the White House.
Furtherman
10-15-2004, 09:13 AM
Chuck Floyd stole Jm J. Bullock's i.
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 09:16 AM
GG Alin died in Chuck Floyd's apartment
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Snoogans
10-15-2004, 09:17 AM
didnt this guy coach the bulls?
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Rollin down the Street, Smokin Indo, sippin on Gin & Juice Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
kevcala
10-15-2004, 09:19 AM
Chuck Floyd has the key to One Eyed . . Willie
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BoondockSaint
10-15-2004, 09:19 AM
Chuck Floyd kisses hands and shakes babies on the campaign trail.
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kevcala
10-15-2004, 09:19 AM
Chuck Floyd doesn't know why they called it hamburger helper, it does just fine by itself.
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 09:20 AM
Chuck Floyd cooks his pasta al' dente.
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kevcala
10-15-2004, 09:20 AM
Chuck Floyd didn't do it . . he was out chippin golf balls.
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BoondockSaint
10-15-2004, 09:26 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman.
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 09:36 AM
Chuck Floyd dated Ann Coulter
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Furtherman
10-15-2004, 09:44 AM
Chuck Floyd thought he was in Goslow, but actually the sign said Go Slow, nyuk nyuk nyuk.
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mdr55
10-15-2004, 09:57 AM
Who's Chuck Floyd???*
A vote for Chuck is a vote wasted. Make your vote count.*
Chuck Floyd can't even vote for himself in this election because he's not even registered to vote.*
Chuck Floyd doesn't even know when 9-11 is.*
Chuck Floyd placed his parents in a nursing home and doesn't visit.*
Chuck Floyd doesn't even live in the County.*
*not paid for by Chuck Floyd's opponent.
BoondockSaint
10-15-2004, 09:58 AM
Chuck Floyd was the mastermind behind Reebok's "Dan & Dave" ads.
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Tall_James
10-15-2004, 10:20 AM
Chuck Floyd dresses in a clown costume and hides in the sewers of Derry, NH.
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Crippler
10-15-2004, 10:30 AM
Chuck Floyd gave Snoogans the Herpes!
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 10:31 AM
Chuck Floyd is Ingmar Bergman's secret daughter
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
Crippler
10-15-2004, 10:32 AM
Chuck Floyd insists that, "They all float down here!"
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=spe5150">
---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------
Freakshow
10-15-2004, 10:39 AM
Chuck Floyd sleeps with fish.
In that Troy McLure kind of way.
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KC2OSO
10-15-2004, 10:42 AM
Peter Piper picked a peck of Chuck Floyd.
http://www.njmikec.com/Fester1.jpg
Freakshow
10-15-2004, 10:44 AM
Cliff Floyd was the worst fantasy pick I ever made...
and I blame Chuck Floyd
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GodsFavoriteMan
10-15-2004, 10:51 AM
Chuck Floyd loves me, this I know, for the bible tells me so.
<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/goodluvin_copy.jpg">
curtoid
10-15-2004, 10:52 AM
Chuck Floyd has an unfair advantage during the post season
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
curtoid
10-15-2004, 10:58 AM
Chuck Floyd likes to ride the bumper cards and let little children hit him from behind
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
Furtherman
10-15-2004, 12:11 PM
Chuck Floyd for Maryland's 8th District Has Guts!!
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 12:25 PM
Chuck Floyd was feeling Mary - until Mary's dad walked in...
Chuck Floyd was jumping for Joy - until Joy jumped out of the way...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
Tall_James
10-15-2004, 12:27 PM
At parties, Chuck Floyd like to sing along to "The Name Game" and giggle like a little girl when he sings his first name and a naughty word erupts.
<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/layla.jpg>
[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"
East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 12:29 PM
Chuck Floyd says that he "doesn't care" for blind folks...
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 12:30 PM
Chuck Floyd thought J.F.K. "was black..."
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Big Ass Mafia
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 12:33 PM
Chuck Floyd lives in a van down by the river.
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 12:34 PM
Chuck Floyd's favorite action movie star of all time is Chuck Conners.
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 12:35 PM
Chuck Floyd likes to chuck back some chuck steak until he upchucks.
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 12:37 PM
Chuck Floyd doesn't know why oranges "still have to come with seeds in them..."
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BoondockSaint
10-15-2004, 12:43 PM
Chuck Floyd shot the sheriff.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/huntnixsig.jpg
BoondockSaint
10-15-2004, 12:44 PM
Chuck Floyd sells Freedom Tower Silver Dollars.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/huntnixsig.jpg
Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 12:44 PM
Chuck Floyd is into brick-a-brak...but then again, who isn't?
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 12:45 PM
Chuck Floyd knows what Silera said.
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 12:46 PM
Chuck Floyd gets "unnerved" by Richard Simmons...
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Furtherman
10-15-2004, 12:48 PM
Chuck Floyd apparently now has two vans down by the river.
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 12:50 PM
Chuck Floyd got a Dell dude!
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 12:51 PM
Chuck Floyd snores in his sleep.
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Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 12:52 PM
Chuck Floyd was the guy in the death star who bangs his head in the doorway...a scene which has since been removed from the Star Wars trilogy.
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Furtherman
10-15-2004, 12:54 PM
Chuck Floyd declared October as Chucktober.
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...with thanks to JustJon
East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 12:54 PM
Chuck Floyd dealt it.
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East Side Dave
10-15-2004, 12:55 PM
Chuck Floyd thinks Benjamin Franklin was "a fat prick."
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Big Ass Mafia
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Crippler
10-15-2004, 01:06 PM
Chuck Floyd thinks it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=spe5150">
---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------
Furtherman
10-15-2004, 01:16 PM
Chuck Floyd did an image Google search on his own name.
http://chapters.redcross.org/tn/nashvilleblood/Chuck-GenMills3.jpg
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Crippler
10-15-2004, 01:19 PM
Chuck Floyd believes we should "WAKE UP, WHITE PEOPLE!"
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=spe5150">
---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:20 PM
Chuck Floyd gave Jim Shooter the idea for the "New Universe"
DAMN...talk about OLD school Marvell comics pull!
Chuck Floyd was the walrus.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:22 PM
Chuck Floyd is not afraid...
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/yoda/img/movie2_sm.jpg
...but he will be......he WILL be......
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Crippler
10-15-2004, 01:29 PM
Chuck Floyd was the walrus.
I told you to read all the way through & make notes...he's already been the Walrus, damn you!
(But thanks for completing the Empire line for me!) :)
~~~~~~~
Hey, Chuck Floyd, heard you shot your lady down!
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---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:33 PM
Chuck Floyd is the reason David Lee Roth quit Van Halen.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:33 PM
Chuck Floyd had a gay experience coming back from Great Adventure while his dad was in the front seat driving.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:34 PM
Chuck Floyd helped get Golan Cipel out of the country.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Freakshow
10-15-2004, 01:35 PM
Chuck Floyd is the reason David Lee Roth quit Van Halen.
and the reason they brought him back when he was old and fat.
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Thanks Furtherman, SatCam, Reefdweller, and Monsterone!<br>We don't need a cure we need a final solution</center>
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:36 PM
It was Chuck Floyd's stain on Monica's dress.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Freakshow
10-15-2004, 01:37 PM
Chuck Floyd told Idi Amin "it tastes just like chicken"
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 01:38 PM
Chuck Floyd is hiking gas to over $2 a gallon
Chuck Floyd had a gay experience coming back from Great Adventure while his dad was in the front seat driving.
Something so important, it gets menitioned more than once!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
This message was edited by curtoid on 10-15-04 @ 5:38 PM
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:38 PM
Chuck Floyd was the reason Nuno wouldn't re-unite with the rest of Extreme.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:39 PM
Chuck Floyd was the missing father of the Partridge Family.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
curtoid
10-15-2004, 01:41 PM
Chuck Floyd lives in a van down by the river.
Chuck Floyd sells Freedom Tower Silver Dollars.
More repeats!
Chuck Floyd does not spring forward or fall back.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
Tall_James
10-15-2004, 01:42 PM
Chuck Floyd drives a Miata.
<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/layla.jpg>
[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:43 PM
Chuck Floyd paid for Britney Spears' breast implants.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
This message was edited by Justice4all on 10-15-04 @ 5:43 PM
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:46 PM
Chuck Floyd can't get no respect...no respect at all.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:47 PM
Chuck Floyd cancelled Tough Crowd.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:48 PM
Chuck Floyd is the reason behind Jar-Jar Binks
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 01:53 PM
http://www.aboyd.com/images/rub909885.jpg
Chuck Floyd is Myyyyyyy Preciousssssssssssss.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Reephdweller
10-15-2004, 02:45 PM
Chuck Floyd has AIDS! We All Have AIDS!
- Team America reference
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curtoid
10-15-2004, 02:49 PM
Rainy days and Mondays always gets Chuck Floyd down.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
curtoid
10-15-2004, 02:51 PM
Chuck Floyd has had a glass eye since he was a small child, which he would take out and put on his papers whenever his teachers would say, "Keep your eye on your own papers!"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
spoon
10-15-2004, 03:12 PM
Chuck Floyd supports Snoogans!
<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg">
And you may not like it! But you will learn to love it!
DarkHippie
10-15-2004, 04:53 PM
Chuck Floyd wrecked the Edmund Fitzgerald
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BoondockSaint
10-15-2004, 05:32 PM
Chuck Floyd makes clouds and rains on parades.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/huntnixsig.jpg
DarkHippie
10-15-2004, 06:11 PM
Chuck Floyd raped Edith Bunker
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KC2OSO
10-15-2004, 06:15 PM
Businessman, thea, drink my wine, Chuck Floyd dig my earth.
http://www.njmikec.com/Fester1.jpg
sr71blackbird
10-15-2004, 06:19 PM
Chuck Floyd broke his ankle at a board event
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sr71blackbird
10-15-2004, 06:21 PM
Chuck Floyd cracked his head open on a speaker while watching Crankcase perform at Karavas
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DarkHippie
10-15-2004, 06:27 PM
Chuck Floyd taped Anthony Michael Hall's asscheeks together.
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DarkHippie
10-15-2004, 06:31 PM
Chuck Floyd shot Liberty Valance
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Crippler
10-15-2004, 06:37 PM
Chuck Floyd's dixie wrecked.
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=spe5150">
---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------
DarkHippie
10-15-2004, 06:38 PM
Chuck Floyd calls Soccer "Football"
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DarkHippie
10-15-2004, 06:40 PM
Chuck Floyd wears a raspberry beret, the kind you'd find in a second hand store.
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BoondockSaint
10-15-2004, 06:49 PM
Chuck Floyd knows where Hoffa is buried because he buried him.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/huntnixsig.jpg
This message was edited by BoondockSaint on 10-15-04 @ 10:50 PM
BoondockSaint
10-15-2004, 06:51 PM
Chuck Floyd's favorite Stooge is Shemp.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/huntnixsig.jpg
Justice4all
10-15-2004, 09:46 PM
Chuck Floyd knows all the verses to the Star Spangled Banner
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Justice4All.gif>
"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
BoondockSaint
10-16-2004, 01:19 PM
Chuck Floyd thought this thread had finally gone away.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/huntnixsig.jpg
Crippler
10-16-2004, 02:34 PM
Chuck Floyd & his thread are...
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/69823141.jpg
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=spe5150">
---------------------I plead the FiF!---------------------[color=white]
This message was edited by Crippler on 10-16-04 @ 6:35 PM
curtoid
10-16-2004, 06:58 PM
Chuck Floyd still plans on dressing as Christopher Reeve for halloween
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
curtoid
10-16-2004, 07:01 PM
Chuck Floyd broke his ankle at a board event
Chuck Floyd shot Liberty Valance
Repeats?
Chuck Floyd hosts a public access show on the wonders of salt
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
curtoid
10-16-2004, 07:05 PM
Chuck Floyd corrects people who pronounce "Target" "Tar-jay."
Chuck Floyd raped Edith Bunker
Ouch! My new favorite.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
"One of our normal friends." - RB
golfcourseguy
10-16-2004, 07:11 PM
Chuck Floyd thinks one way streets lack diversity.
" editing posts since day one"
golfcourseguy
10-16-2004, 07:13 PM
Chuck Floyd believes Micheal Jackson's moonwalk was faked.
" editing posts since day one"
golfcourseguy
10-16-2004, 07:15 PM
Chuck Floyd would cut and run for your right to party.
" editing posts since day one"
golfcourseguy
10-16-2004, 07:21 PM
Chuck Floyd wants to replace the dollar with the Euro.
" editing posts since day one"
golfcourseguy
10-16-2004, 07:25 PM
Chuck Floyd thinks Mrs. Johnson wears her dresses way too high.
" editing posts since day one"
golfcourseguy
10-16-2004, 07:29 PM
Chuck Floyd says he's against underaged drinking but thinks merely asking for Bacardi 151 's enough proof.
" editing posts since day one"
curtoid
10-16-2004, 07:34 PM
Chuck Floyd stole the rights to "God Bless America" away from Irving Berlin.
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golfcourseguy
10-16-2004, 07:37 PM
Chuck Floyd wants you to believe the sacking of Rome was just a "youthful indiscretion."
" editing posts since day one"
golfcourseguy
10-16-2004, 07:39 PM
Chuck Floyd invited Charlie Daniels to fiddle the night Atlanta burned.
" editing posts since day one"
curtoid
10-16-2004, 07:41 PM
Chuck Floyd is the reason The Smiths broke up.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/22.jpg
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golfcourseguy
10-16-2004, 07:54 PM
Maryland's Chuck Floyd had the Greatful Dead set up like a terapin.
" editing posts since day one"
curtoid
10-16-2004, 08:51 PM
Chuck Floyd lost his virginity to Dana Carvy, dressed as "The Church Lady"
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curtoid
10-16-2004, 09:22 PM
Chuck Floyd is waiting to exhale.
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Justice4all
10-16-2004, 10:04 PM
Chuck Floyd is the one who found out Howard Sterns' daughter has big huge titties.
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"What do all men want Phillip?"
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golfcourseguy
10-17-2004, 12:43 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks paper or plastic is "more than enough choice for women."
" editing posts since day one"
golfcourseguy
10-17-2004, 12:44 AM
Chuck Floyd turned the Garden of Eden into a toxic Superfund site.
" editing posts since day one"
golfcourseguy
10-17-2004, 12:47 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks Chinese food is unamerican.
" editing posts since day one"
Tall_James
10-17-2004, 03:46 AM
Chuck Floyd is paying for his campaign with the blood of seventy babies.
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East Side Dave
10-17-2004, 06:41 AM
Chuck Floyd wishes he had "two extra thumbs...for reasons that are private..."
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East Side Dave
10-17-2004, 06:46 AM
Chuck Floyd referred to Cain and Abel as "those two little spazzes."
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curtoid
10-17-2004, 08:00 AM
Chuck Floyd makes housewives desperate
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jocefus
10-17-2004, 08:03 AM
Chuck Floyd got his groove back...
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mikeyboy
10-17-2004, 08:29 AM
Chuck Floyd believes that the answers to all of life's problems can be found at the bottom of a bottle.
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Reephdweller
10-17-2004, 09:03 AM
Chuck Floyd sends Bull Semen (http://www.str8upangel.blogspot.com/) to his friends in Paraguay.
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Reephdweller
10-17-2004, 09:05 AM
Chuck Floyd believes that the definition of a good girl is that she is one who is always up to swallow.
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SatCam
10-17-2004, 10:49 AM
Chuck Floyd killed President Kennedy
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BoondockSaint
10-17-2004, 10:53 AM
Chuck Floyd created the term "Bennifer."
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Reephdweller
10-17-2004, 06:40 PM
Chuck Floyd balked in a run in game 3 of the ALCS.
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newport king
10-17-2004, 06:45 PM
Chuck Floyd once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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BoondockSaint
10-17-2004, 06:45 PM
Chuck Floyd's thread is #5 on google. (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&q=chuck+floyd)
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newport king
10-17-2004, 06:47 PM
Chuck Floyd is the new King in that creepy Burger King commercial.
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mikeyboy
10-17-2004, 06:49 PM
Chuck Floyd's thread is #5 on google. (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&q=chuck+floyd)
Can you hear me smiling?
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Reephdweller
10-17-2004, 06:55 PM
Can you hear me smiling?
Chuck Floyd can!
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Chuck Floyd tried to sell me faulty aluminum siding.
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mdr55
10-17-2004, 07:03 PM
So did Chuck Floyd win????
or what's the poll numbers like so far??
Hafa Adai.
furie
10-17-2004, 07:08 PM
Chuck Floyd is the reason why Episode I & II sucked.
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Justice4all
10-17-2004, 07:26 PM
Chuck Floyd is the real reason the Red Sox are cursed.
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Evilpete
10-17-2004, 08:16 PM
Chuck Floyd is a bad mutha....
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morecowbell11
10-17-2004, 11:01 PM
i just did an mri of chuck flloyds abdomen and it turns out that chuck floyd does in fact have guts, although they are the guts of a 6 year old albanian girl
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life
curtoid
10-18-2004, 05:36 AM
Chuck Floyd was the brains behind "Supertrain"
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 05:39 AM
"Chuck Floyd?"
"He is here."
"What makes you think so?"
"A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."
"Surely he must be dead by now."
"Don't underestimate Chuck Floyd."
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 05:40 AM
Chuck Floyd bought "Sweatin' to the Oldies" when it first came out. Now he's diggin' those "Tae-Bo" and "The Firm" excercise video tapes.
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 05:41 AM
Chuck Floyd lives on Fascination Street
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 05:41 AM
Chuck Floyd uses Krylon paints specifically because Johnny Bench was the old celebrity spokesperson and because he used the phrase "No runs, no drips, no errors."
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 05:43 AM
Each Monday Chuck Floyd awaits his weekly "giggle" by looking out for the new Strongbad email.
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 05:44 AM
"Chuck Floyd: Years ago, you served my father in Maryland's 8th District; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my pick up has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to Baltimore has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this I-Pod unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this Pod safely delivered to him on Baltimore. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Chuck Floyd; you're my only hope."
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 05:48 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks "Joe Cocker" is dirty talk.
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Hottub
10-18-2004, 05:48 AM
Chuck Floyd is now number 3 with a bullet!! (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=chuck+floyd)
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 05:52 AM
http://www.chuckallenfloyd.com/caf_uc.jpg
Chuck Floyd is REALLY into big belt buckles, in fact he has over 2,800 of them.
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 05:53 AM
For his 35'th birthday Chuck Floyd's staff got him a date on The Dating Game hosted by Chuck Woolery.
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 05:55 AM
On November thirteenth Chuck Floyd was asked to
remove himself from his place of residence. That
request came from his wife. Deep down he knew
she was right. But he also knew that someday he
would return to her. With no where else to go, he
appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar
Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had
thrown him out, requesting that he never return.
Can two divorced men share an apartment
without driving each other crazy?
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 06:15 AM
"Doc Chuck Floyd, Belted by gamma rays turns into the Hulk."
(Female voice) "Ain't he un-glamorous?"
"Wrecking the town with the power of a bull
He's so monster-bound,..."
(Female voice) "Ain't he unlovable?"
...he's the ever-loving Hulk
HULK!!!"
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 06:17 AM
Chuck Floyd did the mash...he did the monster mash...
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 06:18 AM
Chuck Floyd loans money to Bill Gates
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:19 AM
Chuck Floyd forged the Niger documents on Alger Hiss's Woodstock typewriter.
" editing posts since day one"
Justice4all
10-18-2004, 06:19 AM
If Chuck Floyd can be turned...he could be a powerful ally.
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
curtoid
10-18-2004, 06:19 AM
Chuck Floyd applied for a job as a prison guard in West Virginia so he could be close to Martha Stewart
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 06:21 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks that Dale Earnhardt is God
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 06:22 AM
Chuck Floyd failed to wish me a happy birthday.
:(
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:23 AM
Chuck Floyd filed a restraining order against Lynndie England's kid.
" editing posts since day one"
blakjeezis
10-18-2004, 06:26 AM
In 1972 a prospective Maryland politico was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the Chuck Floyd.
Dah dah dah daaaaaaaah, dah dah dah (bum bum) . . .
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Split bones sticking out of her virgin, white gown/She spread herself out like butter when she smacked the ground.
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:26 AM
Chuck Floyd charges the minimum credit amount due each month to another account.
" editing posts since day one"
Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 06:26 AM
Chuck Floyd in the sky with diamonds,
Follow him down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies,
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
And you're gone.
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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 06:28 AM
In 1972, Chuck Floyd was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He then promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survive's as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...Chuck Floyd.
Edit: GOD DAMN IT BJ...you beat me by two minutes!!!!
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blakjeezis
10-18-2004, 06:29 AM
Chuck Floyd ain't seen nothin' like The Mighty Quinn
J4A can't catch up with the fastball
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Furtherman
10-18-2004, 06:29 AM
Chuck Floyd don't tip because society says he has to.
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 06:31 AM
Chuck Floyd played the young George Brewster in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life"
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Freakshow
10-18-2004, 06:32 AM
Chuck Floyd shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
He does that a lot, aparently.
Chuck Floyd is the reason I can't stop posting in this thread.
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:32 AM
Chuck Floyd has a lifetime subscription to Soldier of Fortune 500.
Chuck Floyd's browser freezes when he tries to access this page.
" editing posts since day one"
Justice4all
10-18-2004, 06:34 AM
Chuck Floyd is always welcome in Pee Wee's Playhouse.
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"What do all men want Phillip?"
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 06:35 AM
Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum
What might be right for you, may not be right for some
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothin' but their jeans
But they got Chuck Floyd
It takes Chuck Floyd
It takes Chuck Floyd to move the world
Everybody's got a special kinda story
Everybody finds a way to shine
It don't matter that you got not a lot- so what?
They'll have theirs, you'll have yours and I'll have mine
And together we'll be fine,
Cause it takes Chuck Floyd to move the world, yes it does
It takes Chuck Floyd to move the world!
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:35 AM
Chuck Floyd believes meals on wheels poses a significant threat to "take out owners".
" editing posts since day one"
furie
10-18-2004, 06:36 AM
little known fact, Chuck Floyd set marion barry up.
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:37 AM
Chuck Floyd started out as a cockfight cut man .
" editing posts since day one"
Justice4all
10-18-2004, 06:37 AM
Chuck Floyd helped GILLIGAAAAAAN....get off the island...praise the lord!
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"What do all men want Phillip?"
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:38 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks that the Daytona 500 should be determined by fuel milage.
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 06:39 AM
Chuck Floyd does not believe in animal adoption because he fears that when they are old enough they will go out and look for their birth parents.
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 06:40 AM
Chuck Floyd replaced Jacki Martling
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:40 AM
Back when crack was king, Chuck Floyd was it's feudal serf.
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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 06:42 AM
"Who is THAT?"
"That's Chuck Floyd...he fights for the users."
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
This message was edited by Justice4all on 10-18-04 @ 10:57 AM
golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:43 AM
Chuck Floyd says he's "hooked on phonics", but over 40% of the time between the Preakness and Kentucky Derby day was spent in a basement room with a needle and a spoon.
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:46 AM
Maryland's Chuck Floyd spear fishes in the National Aquarium, when you aren't looking.
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furie
10-18-2004, 06:49 AM
Chuck Floyd tripped Dr. Atkins, causing his death, because Chuck Floyd LOVES Krispy Kreame!
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:50 AM
Chuck Floyd thinks pi is a "misleading number."
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Freakshow
10-18-2004, 06:51 AM
"Who is THAT?"
"That's Chuck Floyd...he fights for the users."
Chuck Floyd wouldn't have needed the picture to get this joke.
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 06:53 AM
Chuck Floyd told Billie Joe McAllister to "fish or cut bait."
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Furtherman
10-18-2004, 06:53 AM
Chuck Floyd put a sign on him in front of Greely's.
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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 06:57 AM
Chuck Floyd loves taking candy from babies.
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
curtoid
10-18-2004, 06:57 AM
"Who is THAT?"
"That's Chuck Floyd...he fights for the users."
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 06:59 AM
Chuck Floyd stalked the actor who played the Marlboro man for a good eight years.
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Furtherman
10-18-2004, 07:00 AM
Chuck Floyd is not interested in your computer, he is interested in the 640 million dollars in negotiable bearer bonds you have in your vault.
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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:00 AM
Chuck Floyd is the Lindburg baby.
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 07:04 AM
The mailbox for Chuck Floyd's off shore accounts is located in the Iron Triangle.
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:09 AM
Chuck Floyd has erections that last longer than 4 hours
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:10 AM
All Chuck Floyd needed was a dollar and a dream.
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:12 AM
Chuck Floyd was singing, bye bye Miss American pie, drove his Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry, and good ole' boys were drinkin' whisky and rye singin' "This'll be the day that I die. This'll be the day that I die."
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 07:12 AM
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small the ones that Chuck Floyd gives you cause bloating, dizzyness and abdominal pain in some users.
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:13 AM
Chuck Floyd is the direct link to the slayings of Tupac and Biggie Smalls.
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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:14 AM
Chuck Floyd spells it...P O T A T O E
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:14 AM
Chuck Floyd has been through the desert on a horse with no name.
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curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:15 AM
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Chuck Floyd is not a career politician. Chuck Floyd is an innately decent, self-made man with good instincts. Chuck Floyd has strong loyalties, and strong principles. Chuck Floyd's interests coincide very much with the interests of the Jewish Community. Chuck Floyd believes in safety and security for Chuck Floyd's friends in the Jewish community, uncompromising backing for Israel's security. Chuck Floyd believes in no reliance on relativist international principles (the censure of the United Nations). Chuck Floyd is for backing for school vouchers, and Chuck Floyd is a strong support for anti-terrorist measures. Chuck Floyd is a person we would be proud to have representing our district in Congress.
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golfcourseguy
10-18-2004, 07:16 AM
Chuck Floyd always calls in a big pledge in the last minute of telethons and never makes good.
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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:16 AM
Chuck Floyd is a little bit country....and a little bit rock and roll.
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:17 AM
Chuck Floyd took the long way home.
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:19 AM
Chuck Floyd was the first person to believe that Snaggle Puss was. in fact, gay.
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:19 AM
Chuck Floyd was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine.
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Furtherman
10-18-2004, 07:20 AM
Chuck Floyd is the Lindburg baby.
Chuck Floyd stole the Lindburgh baby
Chuck Floyd faked his own kidnapping. We threw out a ringer for a ringer!
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Justice4all
10-18-2004, 07:21 AM
Chuck Floyd helps you get a green thumb without lifting a finger.
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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"
curtoid
10-18-2004, 07:21 AM
Chuck Floyd wonders why Google hate him.
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Reephdweller
10-18-2004, 07:21 AM
If Chuck Floyd was the king of the world. I'll tell you what he'd do. He'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war and make sweet love to you.
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