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LordJezo
10-12-2004, 03:43 PM
Edwards said:

'We will stop juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases... When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going get up out of that wheelchair and walk again.'

I mean, hot damn, if that is true I might actually have to vote for him!

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Melrapuo
10-12-2004, 03:46 PM
people like Christopher Reeve are going get up out of that wheelchair and walk again


Hell, they'll even bring him back. FROM THE GRAAAAAAAVE!!!

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FUNKMAN
10-12-2004, 03:53 PM
Edwards needs to take a chill pill...

what do you expect from a lawyer
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Reephdweller
10-12-2004, 04:02 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041009/capt.mico10210090042.edwards__mico102.jpg

I can't wait for the televangelist presidency.

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Yerdaddy
10-12-2004, 04:14 PM
This is an important election: we can either cure diseases or bring peace and democracy to the Arab and Muslim world at the barrel of a gun. Tough choice.

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Melrapuo
10-12-2004, 04:18 PM
What Would John Do?

[insert photoshop of Kerry's head on Jesus here]

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Reephdweller
10-12-2004, 04:27 PM
http://www.kcomposite.com/saintclinton.com/images/index_01.jpg
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Someone needs to photoshop Kerrys head on this.

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Snoogans
10-12-2004, 04:30 PM
no, someone needs to photoshop his head on this
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Reephdweller
10-12-2004, 04:37 PM
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0402/25/kerry_368.jpg



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A.J.
10-13-2004, 03:42 AM
This is an important election: we can either cure diseases or bring peace and democracy to the Arab and Muslim world at the barrel of a gun. Tough choice.


Cure the common cold first. THEN we can worry about everything else.

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fluffernutter
10-13-2004, 03:45 AM
I thought the opposite watching the debate the other night as Bush looked really REALLY preacherlike when he spoke. I kept waiting for the choir to kick in and for him to break into song.

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East Side Dave
10-13-2004, 06:52 AM
Does anyone else think of Jack Tripper when they see John Edwards? The whole time I was watching the debate against Cheney, I kept expecting to see Edwards fall backwards out of his chair and look quizzical at the camera...

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