I want THIS for Christmas

[WindowSill]

HOT! (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20041011/od_nm/life_nudes_dc_1)


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I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

[furie]

$30,000???
fucking sicko's


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[Hottub]

aged from 51 to 84 posed for a racy calendar


Will reply later, after I am done puking!!

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[FUNKMAN]

i don't think the wrinkles on that calendar will be able to get the wrinkles out of my...

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[Katylina]

i don't think the wrinkles on that calendar will be able to get the wrinkles out of my...

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sock?

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[FUNKMAN]

you're on the right track...
:)

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[Katylina]

I know all about socks and long bus rides. Although, I think that wrinkled pussy calendar would have helped as well...

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[cheezeemee]

You guys are gay. I'd hit every single one of them.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

I know all about socks and long bus rides. Although, I think that wrinkled pussy calendar would have helped as well...

I don't know what socks and bus rides imply but the words "wrinkled pussy"totally ruined any enjoyment I could get from it.

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[FUNKMAN]

I know all about socks and long bus rides. Although, I think that wrinkled pussy calendar would have helped as well


hottest thing i've heard all day

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[ADF]

To be fair, the calendars cost 30k a pop and the guy thought he was buying a colander.

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[JPMNICK]

the calenders did not cost 30k, they raised that much, i am sure they were like 20 bucks each

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[Crippler]

WTF? No pictures with the story?

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[FUNKMAN]

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What to you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"




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[East Side Dave]

I just batched to that joke, Funkman.

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[PanterA]

All I want for Christmas is a sock.

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[ADF]

the calenders did not cost 30k, they raised that much, i am sure they were like 20 bucks each


You should brush up on your reading skills.



SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A group of California women aged from 51 to 84 posed for a racy calendar to raise money for their local firehouse, but the town turned down the cash as too hot to handle.


The women, who raised $30,000 by selling a single calendar to a deranged millionaire who thought he was purchasing a colander, are trying to help fix up Carmel-by-the-Sea's firehouse. The upscale town was short of funds, calendar organizer Patty Ross said on Friday.


"I learned we were $2.2 million in debt and thought it would be a fun idea," said Ross.


She said she had obtained permission from the mayor to use the firehouse and its equipment as props for the "Carmel Fire Belles" calendar, which features some partially nude shots.


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[Katylina]

who thought he was purchasing a colander
'

Now that's funny!

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[FUNKMAN]

I just batched to that joke, Funkman.


you should have your own calendar showing polaroids of you batching to old lady calendars

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