View Full Version : Does anyone actually like Suzyn Waldman?
blakjeezis
10-13-2004, 01:05 PM
I cannot stand this broad. First off, she screams into the microphone, it sounds like she's vomiting. Her opinion means exactly jack shit! All she does is shill for the Yankees. I'm a Yankee fan, and I can't take her fucking homerism. Maybe she yells because she's so far up any and all Yankees' asses that she's afraid she won't be heard. And lastly, she thinks she's on the fucking team! She refers to each and every player like she's out there on the field with them game in and game out. HE'S NOT JAVY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT, CALL HIM VAZQUEZ!!!!!!!!!
I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: And really, does any woman seriously belong talking about sports?
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Chuck Floyd likes Suzyn Waldman.
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WindowSill
10-13-2004, 01:10 PM
Im a Mets fan and I hate her with a passion.
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WindowSill
10-13-2004, 01:11 PM
http://www.yesnetwork.com/images/talent/bio/waldman.jpg
But shes, OHHHH So hot!
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Freakshow
10-13-2004, 01:12 PM
I like her first name
for when i'm playing scrabble
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Aggie
10-13-2004, 01:15 PM
Edit: And really, does any woman seriously belong talking about sports?
If I actually wanted to get into broadcasting it would definitely be sports, and yes, some women can talk about it and sound intelligent.
I think Robin Roberts and Linda Cohn are both good. But even I don't really like it on play by play.
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BoondockSaint
10-13-2004, 01:20 PM
Big Stein likes her and that all that matters. The rumor is she will replace Charlie Steiner in the radio booth. Ummm, nine innings of Waldman goodness.
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GodsFavoriteMan
10-13-2004, 01:25 PM
http://www.yesnetwork.com/images/talent/bio/waldman.jpg
But shes, OHHHH So hot!
I've never heard her, heard of her, and am in no position to judge her.
I can already tell I hate her. That's the most obnoxious looking woman I've ever seen. She needs a swift punch in the throat.
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keithy_19
10-13-2004, 01:26 PM
I'd hit it.
If I were into ugly girls! Haha! BUST!
But no, I don't like her at all.
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badorties
10-13-2004, 01:43 PM
there's a thread somewhere with this discussion ...
i do in fact like suzyn waldman, and i can't understand the hatred for her ... she's no more opionated or earnest than the rest of WFAN's crew ... she knows her stuff, adores baseball (particularly the sox and yanks) and holds herself well ...
and compared to these scary good looking studs, she's not that bad:
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http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_346163227/lg http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_449730923/lg
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GodsFavoriteMan
10-13-2004, 01:46 PM
http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_346163227/lg
Kurt Vonnegut's a Yankees fan? And a sportscaster? Holy Shit.
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badorties
10-13-2004, 01:52 PM
http://www.argonautica.us/images/vonnegut.jpg vs http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_346163227/lg
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newport king
10-13-2004, 01:57 PM
Suzyn Waldman can suck a fart directly out of my ass. And how does someone with that thick of a boston accent get to work for the yankees?
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WindowSill
10-13-2004, 02:03 PM
and compared to these scary good looking studs, she's not that bad:
Id bang Adam Schein before Id even consider bangin her...
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King Imp
10-13-2004, 02:03 PM
Jeanne Zelasko is kinda hot. She definitely gets prettier year after year.
Of course, I'll be damned if I could find a good pic of her.
WindowSill
10-13-2004, 02:04 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/super_models/Jeanne_Zelasko/headshot.jpg
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FUNKMAN
10-13-2004, 02:09 PM
throw in the John Sterling "DUUUUUUUUHHHHHH Yankees Win" and i'm looking for the nearest gaspipe...
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King Imp
10-13-2004, 02:10 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/super_models/Jeanne_Zelasko/headshot.jpg
Like I said, I couldn't find a good pic. ;)
Iamnotatool
10-13-2004, 02:39 PM
and compared to these scary good looking studs, she's not that bad:
http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_348142427/lg http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_348120314/lg
http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_346163227/lg http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_449730923/lg
http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_778599512/lg http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_1583956454/lg
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who the fuck are those bottom 2 geeks?
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WindowSill
10-13-2004, 02:45 PM
One on the right is Adam Schein, on the left is Chris Carlin
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Crippler
10-13-2004, 02:50 PM
The one on the left with the abnormally large head is Chris "Big Continent" Carlin. I assume the other one is Marc "the Moose" Malusis, but I don't know for sure & don't care enough to look at the WFAN site.
As far as Suzyn Waldman goes, I really liked her as the Yankees correspondant on the FAN throughout the 1996 season, but the minute I had to look at her on a daily basis & hear her actually call a game, it was over for me.
And I really like Jeanne Zelasko.
edit: ok, not the Moose...my bad.
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Davios
10-13-2004, 03:26 PM
Taken straight out of her Yesnetwork Bio.
"A native Bostonian with a degree in Economics from Boston's prestigious Simmons College, Suzyn spent 15 years on the Broadway musical stage, and is proudest of her two years starring opposite Richard Kiley in "Man of La Mancha." She was a mainstay on the New York night club circuit in it's heyday in the l970's, and now lives in Westchester with her German Shephards, Kiley and A.J."
I laughed for like 15 minutes with tears literally rolling down my eyes imagining her in Man of La Mancha and in New York night clubs.
I can't stand her.
I also agree that women sports commentators are just awful in general.
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ChickenHawk
10-13-2004, 06:09 PM
I started this thread last summer:
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onital
12-29-2004, 01:19 PM
God forbid a woman talk sports. I know more sports than most guys, so does my sister and my 80 year old mother. I love Suzyn Waldman. My twin 18 yankees fan sons are ecstatic that Steiner is gone and Suzyn is taking over. My husband is happy, my Yankee fan brothers are happy, my Met fan sister is happy-she loves listening to her on the FAN.
I can talk most guys under the table on the NFL, college b-ball, MLB, college football and soccer. Hate the NBA and Nascar. Please don't generalize about us sportsloving women. Alot of us would rather watch a Sunday football game than go to the mall. Have to go- I'm off to the gym to train for the next triathlon.
mikeyboy
12-29-2004, 01:24 PM
God forbid a woman talk sports. I know more sports than most guys, so does my sister and my 80 year old mother. I love Suzyn Waldman. My twin 18 yankees fan sons are ecstatic that Steiner is gone and Suzyn is taking over. My husband is happy, my Yankee fan brothers are happy, my Met fan sister is happy-she loves listening to her on the FAN.
I can talk most guys under the table on the NFL, college b-ball, MLB, college football and soccer. Hate the NBA and Nascar. Please don't generalize about us sportsloving women. Alot of us would rather watch a Sunday football game than go to the mall. Have to go- I'm off to the gym to train for the next triathlon.
*sigh* Let me guess. Someone just punched "Suzyn Waldman" into google and this site popped up.
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12-29-2004, 02:02 PM
I'm off to the gym to train for the next triathlon
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Iamnotatool
12-29-2004, 03:31 PM
ONITAL
While training for that bi-athalon, be sure to tell the husband who supports your cottage-cheesy ass that you'll be "in training" when you really mean you'll be "Sucking on the clit of a German Pilates instructor while she piledrives a bowling pin into the crusty dyke canal you call a vagina".
Then when he leaves your pussy loving hairy ass, be sure to take 75% of what he worked for, AND his kids, you blood sucking antidote for viagra.
Maybe you can get your legs to be so strong you can pop your girlfriends head off during one of your marathon candlewaxing sessions.
Other than that, I too hate Suzan Suzyn Susan whatfuckingever Waldman.
EDIT: I didn't mean to be so hard on Ms. Waldman, and for that I apologize. I don't like her much, not much at all. But she did beat cancer, and I'm all for that.
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Bulldogcakes
12-29-2004, 03:36 PM
Why dont all you little Met fans identify yourselves as such so we can factor that in with your worthless comments?
The same for you male chauvinist pigs.
I thought we were past the "Women in Sports" bullshit. Maybe some of you knuckle draggers would like to debate whether women should be able to vote, too.
I like her, I enjoy listening to her, and there's a little switch on your radio dial if you dont.
I of course, am a Yankee fan, and unlike you cowards identify myself as such.
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Snoogans
12-29-2004, 03:39 PM
look ill be honest, i like the red sox, and i listen to the fan all day, and so these comments have no team biased.
she just stinks, and not cause she is a woman. her voice is just annoying, and the damn show is 5 hours long, she doesnt know dick about anything not baseball, its so fuckin boring. you can tell eddie coleman just wants to choke himself out and go home for the day around 1:18
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Iamnotatool
12-29-2004, 03:40 PM
Cakes, it's well known round here that I'm a big Met fan. However, I'm sure some will attest to the fact I'm a baseball fan first, and can see things rather objectively.
Example, I loved the 96 and 98 Yankee team. Went to 30+ games both years, great teams to watch. Notsomuch as big a fan since like 2000. Probably being honest, since they got Clemens. I'm not a big fan of Clemens, but definately appreciate his work ethic and abilities.
That being said, Susan Waldman's voice makes me want to peel off the paint on the walls, using only the fingernails of both of my thumbs. She is the female Mike Fransesca, talking over callers, cutting them off, and dismissing any and all ideas.
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walking joint
12-29-2004, 03:42 PM
Alot of us would rather watch a Sunday football game than go to the mall.
without knowing what you look like you are a godess to me. thankfully we will never meet. i can't think of more than 3 things my wife would rather do then go to the mall and spend money.
I love Suzyn Waldman. My twin 18 yankees fan sons are ecstatic that Steiner is gone and Suzyn is taking over. My husband is happy, my Yankee fan brothers are happy, my Met fan sister is happy-she loves listening to her on the FAN.
i'm starting to think you are Suzyn Waldman. no one has a whole family of Waldman supporters.
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Bulldogcakes
12-29-2004, 03:57 PM
Tool and Snoog and WWFallon and Sill, and anyone else I missed, I should have worded that differently, and wasn't thinking of any of you when I wrote that. Of course, you're all entitled to your opinion of her. Goes w/o saying. It's just from my personal experience people who hate her, you later find out their 95% Met fans, who generally hate everything Yankee. I happen to despise Tim McCarver and Gary Cohen. I think they're pompous, annoying, and belabor the tiniest bullshit details. But I dont post topics, and dont even generally tell people that, because everyone who knows me knows I'm a Yankee fan, and will dimiss me as such.
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Snoogans
12-29-2004, 04:01 PM
I happen to despise Tim McCarver and Gary Cohen. I think they're pompous, annoying, and belabor the tiniest bullshit details. But I dont post topics, and dont even generally tell people that, because everyone who knows me knows I'm a Yankee fan, and will dimiss me as such.
i made a thread about hating mccarver, that turned into hating insert your announcer.
i hate the yankee announcers, i hate the mets announcers, i hate the fucking TBS braves announcers, i dont really know boston's cause i never get to see them local, though from the few times ive heard recently, they arent terrible. most announcers suck, its all about knowing people. ALL joe buck does is agree with bad info, whether it be from mccarver or aikmen or collinsworth, they all blow
the only good announcer is Doc Emerick and he doesnt even get to work now
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Bulldogcakes
12-29-2004, 04:47 PM
I love Joe Morgan and Jon Miller. I always pick up something interesting from Morgan, and I could listen to Miller read the phone book. They do the playoffs on ESPN radio and, as much as I like my hometown announcers, I love getting their take and just listening to them do a game. Best in biz for my $.
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Snoogans
12-29-2004, 04:50 PM
i personally think Doc Emrick and Bill Walton should do every sport
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walking joint
12-29-2004, 04:53 PM
a bunch of years ago i couldn't stand Walton, but i love to listen to him now. his honesty is great. he has one good 'that was awful' type line each game.
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Snoogans
12-29-2004, 04:57 PM
THROW IT DOWN BIG MAN, THROW IT DOWN!!!!!
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Iamnotatool
12-29-2004, 06:57 PM
Ed Coleman is the motherfucking bomb, and the Nets guys are real good.
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Snoogans
12-29-2004, 07:00 PM
fair point, i do like Ian Eagle alot
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samnyc
12-30-2004, 03:44 AM
Is it true that Waldman is replacing Charlie Steiner on the radio with John Sterling?
That's a very big disappointment because I prefer to listen to the games on the radio than watch them on TV. And I was just getting used to Steiner after the Michael/Sterling breakup.
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