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FlyEvolution
10-19-2004, 04:40 PM
Can someone explain to me what the vibrator has to do with Bill O' Reilley? I'm lost. I missed this joke and I keep hearing ron putting a vibrator up to the microphone whenever O' Reilley comes up.
What happened with him?
mikeyboy
10-19-2004, 04:49 PM
Part of the description of the phone call in question has O'Reilly describing the vibrator he was using on himself.

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FlyEvolution
10-19-2004, 05:01 PM
O' Reilly said on his show that he likes to put dildoes up his ass?
mikeyboy
10-19-2004, 05:03 PM
Okay, you're waaaaay out of the loop (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html)

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Yerdaddy
10-19-2004, 05:25 PM
Bill O'Reilly has the only vibrator with a Freedom Tickler.


Bill O'Reilly called his proctologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. Hhe rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about his problem.

He was very shy about his emergency problem, and asked the proctologist to please examine his rectum.

So the doctor started to examine his ass. He stuck up his shead after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Bill," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."

"I'm not sure I can afford it," Bill said. "But as long as I'm here could you just replace the batteries? "

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FlyEvolution
10-19-2004, 05:35 PM
now I understand. thanks!
Fallon
10-19-2004, 05:41 PM
The bits Conan is doing with this is hilarious.

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DESERTEAGLE.50
10-19-2004, 06:25 PM
the connection is that bill o'reilly is a dildo

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Ken
10-19-2004, 06:32 PM
Bill is a machine, so he vibrates.

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East Side Dave
10-19-2004, 06:43 PM
Bill O'Reilly vibrator jokes



How many Bill O'Reilly's does it take to screw in a light bulb?


None! He doesn't use light bulbs, he uses dildo's!!

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MrPink
10-24-2004, 04:25 PM
who here hasnt used a dildo, seriuosly. its fun to experiment....
MrPink
10-24-2004, 04:26 PM
who here hasnt used a dildo, seriuosly. its fun to experiment....
Yerdaddy
10-24-2004, 04:32 PM
http://img96.exs.cx/img96/9256/sitonthisbook.gif

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