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WNEWstinks
10-20-2004, 10:25 PM
Can anyone help me come up with a good birthday gift for a 19 year old girl?
Any ideas?
I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!
Fallon
10-20-2004, 10:42 PM
My phone number.
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Reephdweller
10-21-2004, 02:45 AM
A restraining order
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BooBooKittyFuck
10-21-2004, 03:30 AM
that depends on the relationship to the girl... some one you are related to? someone you wanna fuck? or someone you are related to that you wanna fuck? lol
related to... get her a gift certificate to the movies
wanna fuck... take her to the movies
related to fucking... get her and you counseling
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jeffdwright2001
10-21-2004, 04:58 AM
Shall we all say it together?
"Have you considered an Ipod, or better yet an MP3 player?"
I firmly believe that couples should have common interests. You should buy her a couple of old ladies that she can yell at.
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mdr55
10-21-2004, 07:32 AM
Get her something at Victoria's Secret or something.
But if you want to play it safe go to Bath and Beyond.
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Reephdweller
10-21-2004, 08:12 AM
Get her something at Victoria's Secret or better yet lingerie.
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jeffdwright2001
10-21-2004, 08:20 AM
Can anyone help me come up with a good birthday gift . . .
Slow down there tiger. Too early in the relationship to rush things by giving her a gift.
Just get her a present.
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AngelAmy
10-21-2004, 08:24 AM
i say dont get her anything, youve only known her like 2 minutes.....take her to see team america (shameless plug)
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GodsFavoriteMan
10-21-2004, 08:36 AM
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mdr55
10-21-2004, 08:53 AM
How bout a breast implants?? I here that's the gift to give now-a-days for coming of age teenagers.
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East Side Dave
10-21-2004, 11:51 AM
Give her an etch-a-sketch with a little drawing of a bat on it and underneath write, "I'm just batty for you!" Oh this is good. I'm writing this shit down. I'm gonna do this, too.
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East Side Dave
10-21-2004, 11:56 AM
Another idea. This one's even better. Giver her an etch-a-sketch with a little drawing of a bee and underneath it write, "You're Bee-utiful!" Oh shit, that one's great. I gotta write this down and use it myself.
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jeffdwright2001
10-21-2004, 12:23 PM
Maybe you should just paint her a nice picture.
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Hoojibs
10-21-2004, 12:47 PM
Give her a card with a little train on it that says, " I cho-choo choose you."
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East Side Dave
10-21-2004, 01:28 PM
New idea: get a whistle that referees use in sports, put it in around your neck and tell her to "blow you." That'll win her over! Shit, I gotta write that down!
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East Side Dave
10-21-2004, 01:32 PM
Best one yet: Give her a goat and exclaim "It's cheese time!" Boy, gotta write that one down that one was good...
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badorties
10-21-2004, 01:38 PM
Slow down there tiger. Too early in the relationship to rush things by giving her a gift.
Just get her a present.
oh that's good ...
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