View Full Version : Man aims for mouse, shoots girlfriend.
Furtherman
10-21-2004, 07:08 AM
I was aiming for the..... the... mouse... yea, that's it. The mouse... it was over there, just a second ago.
Man Trying to Kill Mouse Shoots Girlfriend (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20041020/ap_on_fe_st/mouse_shooting)
State police said they won't charge Rugg, but advised against people shooting firearms inside.
Lucky bastard.
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FUNKMAN
10-21-2004, 07:15 AM
they should lock the guy up for stupidity or just being a bad shot... plus the girlfriend has got to be pissed. he's probably gonna come home one night and her and the mouse are gonna be in bed...
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jeffdwright2001
10-21-2004, 07:37 AM
they should lock the guy up for stupidity or just being a bad shot... plus the girlfriend has got to be pissed. he's probably gonna come home one night and her and the mouse are gonna be in bed...
Why would she reward him with a 3-way?
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State police...advised against people shooting firearms inside.
[SARCASM]Typical. Once again, the government is trying to come into our homes and tell us what we can and can't do.[SARCASM]
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Iamnotatool
10-21-2004, 07:39 AM
Maybe the mouse had a bigger cock.
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East Side Dave
10-21-2004, 01:35 PM
Man aims for mouse, shoots girlfriend.
If I had a nickel for every time that happens!
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jeffdwright2001
10-21-2004, 01:37 PM
Man aims for mouse, shoots girlfriend.
Bestiality porn scene bloopers.
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IrishAlkey
10-21-2004, 01:48 PM
I blame Tom and Jerry.
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