~Texas Hold'em - Justice Sytle~

[spoon]

First off, great night and great game. Thanks to everyone who played and most importantly to Crip and Justice! Thanks for opening your home to us convicts. Even though you didn't supply the food! Fuckin A!

Sum it up, Kate, Sticky's girlfriend was the last girl and kicked her man's ass as far as placing. She made the final table and placed fifth. I was knocked out the same exact way about an hour later by the same guy, who I won't mention bc he's still fighting the herp.

TJ, my new hero, finally sent him packing fudge and then lost a big hand to the small stack on the final table (from the start)..up to then. TJ then gave it up and his buddy took the game.

Awesome time guys, next game at Funk's house this Sunday! See you all there.



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[Justice4all]

Thanks Spoon. It was great to have you over. You are one of the most enjoyable people I have met from this board. (no insult intended for anyone else)

I am glad you had a good time. The rest of the group. (mdr55 and his clan, IA and Silera) all left at about...5:15 am.
Wile.E is blissfully sleeping on the couch.

Thanks to everyone for making it a good time. Another game will be up soon.

And now for what I learned at the poker game.

1) That...according to Silera...."blankets can be thrown like bricks at a homeless person".
2) Snoogans and Silera MUST ABSOLUTELY be put at seperate tables.
3) That stickeyfingers' girlfriend rocks at poker. She is a fucking ANIMAL. (You lucky bastich)
4)That whenever you plan on people being late they wind up EARLY
5)The jaegermeister works as well on Snoogans as his 420 fix.
6) That it can take just as long for 3 people to finish a tournament then it would for 15 to start one.
7) That we had a great time and I look foward to having everyone return. Lets get it up to 21 people next time and let the cash really roll in.

Roll call now...let me know you all made it home ok!






P.S. Spoon....did your gal dump you yet? Or were ya 'whacked'????

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

This message was edited by Justice4all on 10-24-04 @ 6:02 AM

[spoon]

Nope. And I'm playing as we speak, er type. I call it internet crack my man!

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This message was edited by spoon on 10-24-04 @ 6:24 AM

[Justice4all]

DAMN BOY! GO TO BED! That is where I am headed right now. (is that the sun????)
Shit and I gotta get up in 5 hours.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[spoon]

I can't, my crew is at War!

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[stickyfingers]

checking in!

Start by saying that I had a really good time and enjoyed giving all of my chips to TJ on kickers. Oh well, next time i am only going all in if i have 'the nuts.'

Justice and Crip: thanks for a good time. Your place is perfect for something like that and it was nice of you to let us come there and fuck the place up.

Spoon, I wish i coulda stayed till the end. Katie had to meet her friend in the city at 10 am today. Let's put it this way:

Ride to North Jersey: 10 bucks in gas

Tolls: $2.70

Tournament entry: 20 bucks

5 boxes of pizza: 50 bucks

Snoogans getting knocked out after being the Big Stack: Priceless


The ride home seemed so much longer than the ride there. Got home and conked out.

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[wilee]

Got home at 11am after a 4.5 hour nap. In time to go to my friend's tailgate party in a little while.

All in all it was a great time, and.. wait, there was food?

It was interesting to learn that Silera has parlayed the whole derriere thing into a field of study. How many credits can you get for that?

Oh, and about being early, you got some work out of me for that. That probably paid the 4 1/2 hours couch rental, right?

Well, I came looking to have fun and did, and lasted longer than I expected. Didn't make it to the final table, oh well.

Next time, I'll have to make sure that I don't tank up on my own brew before I play. I may do better next time.

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[FUNKMAN]

Thanks to everyone who played and most importantly to Crip and Justice!


DITTO!!!

Had a Great Time! Even though i lost most of my holdings with a "King high flush" to MDR55(Marc) who had the Ace high flush ( to be honest it SUCKS! :) )

It was nice to meet Marc and his friends, a bunch of good guys and good card players but what do you expect, 'their from Jersey City'.

Thanks to Spoon(J) and the rest of the guys at my table for their patience with my lack of 'know how' !!!


next game at Funk's house this Sunday!


who knows? maybe in the future if people wouldn't mind travelin to Jackson... hey it's halfway to AC
:)

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 10-24-04 @ 4:41 PM

[Snoogans]

Snoogans getting knocked out after being the Big Stack: Priceless

i was the big stack like 5 different times, i think everyone but you may have had the big stack at some point

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[Snoogans]

oh anyway, i did have a hell of a time, and i think a definate party need with this crew is yager, what did it take, 15 minutes to kill the bottle

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[stickyfingers]

i think a definate party need with this crew is yager, what did it take, 15 minutes to kill the bottle


the funny part of that is that Justice said that bottle had been in his freezer for 2 years



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[Mike Teacher]

God I miss Booze;

Especially deer blood.

Nice!

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[spoon]

Snoogans getting knocked out after being the Big Stack: Priceless


That post was priceless my man!

However, you did pick up a beer foul my man!

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[Justice4all]

i think a definate party need with this crew is yager, what did it take, 15 minutes to kill the bottle


the funny part of that is that Justice said that bottle had been in his freezer for 2 years



Yep. I got that bottle of Yager at the 2002 board Xmas party from Doogie, who was my secret santa.
It had been sitting in my freezer for the 1st year then my fridge for the second year.
I am very glad you all enjoyed it. I will have to get another bottle sometime.
Granted I do not like Yager at ALL but....if it makes ya all happy!

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[mdr55]

I made it to the final table but was the first one out (had the lowest chip count going in).


But at least I got to take my bro out in the other game which is priceless! He hates losing to me because he thinks he is the way better player. He dented 2 tables at our house and when we play that I'm surprised he didn't take out that table over there......but I think he wanted to! He almost threw a chair at me one time but it hit the wall. What a sore loser.

Hafa Adai.

[Justice4all]

Oh, and about being early, you got some work out of me for that.

Yes you did help me with the furniture. And my bad for not giving your props for that.

Ok back to fixing this place up.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[Justice4all]

Oh yes...something else I learned...I also learned that Spoon loves to hold a video game in one hand while peeing.

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[spoon]

Eight tetris lines in one pee buddy!

Tetris Pissing Champ!!!!!

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[mdr55]

Had a Great Time! Even though i lost most of my holdings with a "King high flush" to MDR55(Mark) who had the Ace high flush ( to be honest it SUCKS! :) )

It was nice to meet Mark and his friends, a bunch of good guys and good card players but what do you expect, 'their from Jersey City'.

I only met you once but you're already mis-spelling my name like all my other relatives. And they've known me longer! ;p




who knows? maybe in the future if people wouldn't mind travelin to Jackson... hey it's halfway to AC


You said the magic words.........AC. :p

Hafa Adai.

[FUNKMAN]

I only met you once but you're already mis-spelling my name


i've edited it! do you have to win everytime???
;)

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[IrishAlkey]

I think I'm alive.

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[silera]

I went there to lose $20 dollars and I call the evening a smashing success!!!



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[Crippler]

Wow, what a night. And even though I couldn't catch a cold at the tables, it was a great time. It was great to see some familiar faces.
Wile E, the early bird, thanks for all the help & it was great playing at the consolation table with you.
Funkman, a pleasure to hang with you as always. And for a beginner, you played a mean Hold `Em, my friend.
Alkey & Silera, you two have to be the most fun couple on earth to spend time with (ps: it's a one way street, going the other way.glad to see you didn't get pulled over at 6am, we were worried).
Spoon, great to see you again. By the way, your Tetris record may stand for quite some time. Damn it's hard to aim while playing Tetris with the other hand.
Snoogans.not so great to see you, but that's purely a Yanks/Red Sox thing. But I have to give you credit for taking it easy on me even thought I was still sporting a Yankee jersey.

It was also very nice to meet some new faces.
Sticky & his girl (the Assassin) were terrific. I just wish I would have lasted on the table long enough to play with you two.
MDR55 (who cleaned up at the consolation table) & his band of Merry Poker Thugs were a trip as well. Is your brother still pissed about losing that hand to you? He was too f'n funny.still second guessing the way he played that hand as you guys were getting ready to leave, not because it was a bad call, but because he didn't read his brother properly.

All in all, I think it was a success. I'm not sure I got my money's worth in pizza, but I'll take that up with the Pit Boss at a later date.

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[mdr55]

MDR55 (who cleaned up at the consolation table) & his band of Merry Poker Thugs were a trip as well. Is your brother still pissed about losing that hand to you? He was too f'n funny.still second guessing the way he played that hand as you guys were getting ready to leave, not because it was a bad call, but because he didn't read his brother properly.


And those two guys (TJ and Pete) were unsure about going.

Them: So how do you know these people?

mdr55: I know them. I see them all the time.

Them: from where?

mdr55: the message board.

Them: What????

All in all they had a good time and EVERYONE was very friendly.


My bro is still second guessing himself. One other weekend he tried to bluff me and I called him. Damn was he pissed off. But then again he's supposed to be the better player. (or so he thinks he is). :eg:


Now that they met everyone, I'm sure I can convince them to play softball now. :) (yeah we play that game too).

Hafa Adai.

[mdr55]

A shout out to the people at my table:

Justice4all- he was Mr. Everything (host, enforcer, dealer, doing this, doing that---damn he was like the energizer bunny).

Funkman- even though he's a beginner he played pretty good. (I would have played your King high flush the same way---it's a one-in-52 chance someone else has the Ace)

Spoon and Crippler- I'm still mad at myself for folding to you guys when both of you were bluffing that one time! That stuck in my head the whole night I was playing. You guys got me good.

Hafa Adai.

This message was edited by mdr55 on 10-25-04 @ 10:32 AM

[Crippler]

Justice4all...damn he was like the energizer bunny.
You have no idea how painfully true that statement is. :)

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[Iamnotatool]

Sorry for my absense, not that I was missed. I did offer to send pizza'a to the house when I called, but evidently y'all had enough...

Thanks again to J4A for the invite, sorry I couldn't get down there.

I was already 4 or 5 sheets to the breeze when I called :(


PS I didnt know it was gonna be a 6 in the morning type night. If I knew that....I'da known that!


Anyway, sounds like y'all had a blast. Who was the big winner?


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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 10-25-04 @ 11:26 AM

[Justice4all]

Justice4all...damn he was like the energizer bunny.
You have no idea how painfully true that statement is. :)



You sir...are a fucking riot. :|

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[Crippler]

You sir...are a fucking riot. :|
Don't cry, little dude!

Sorry for my absense, not that I was missed.
--
Anyway, sounds like y'all had a blast. Who was the big winner?
Not true...after J4A talked to you, the losers table (only because it was too late to get into the main tourney) anxiously awaited your arrival. But it's cool. The evening went well, so something tells me there will be a next game in the not-too-distant future.

As for the winners, the main game winners were both friends of mdr55. And on the consolation (winner takes all) table, the last man standing was none other than mdr55, himself.

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This message was edited by Crippler on 10-25-04 @ 12:01 PM

[Iamnotatool]

I'da ended up at the loser's table one way or another...when I called him back the 2nd time, I kinda figured my drunk ass wasn't gonna make it out there, but I had his address and was gonna call Domino's w/ my card and send over some food, but J4A told me you guys were stocked.

Glad the night was fun for all....

I now continue in life, STILL never meeting the famous Alkey and Silera.

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 10-25-04 @ 12:55 PM

[Justice4all]

I went there to lose $20 dollars and I call the evening a smashing success!!!






I think the word smashed works when you say it. ;)

Alkey & Silera, you two have to be the most fun couple on earth to spend time with (ps: it's a one way street, going the other way.glad to see you didn't get pulled over at 6am, we were worried).

What he said. We saw you going the wrong way and tried to flag you down.
Glad you got home ok!

Don't cry, little dude!


There's NO crying in poker!



OK well thanks to all who had a great time. (And it looks like all of you did)
We could have another around the holidays...all depends on if the board has another Xmas party.

oh and mdr55? Just make sure your crew gets enough sleep before the next one ok??? :)

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[mdr55]

oh and mdr55? Just make sure your crew gets enough sleep before the next one ok??? :)


I would but I rather them be tired so I can take them out myself if we're on the same poker table. ;)



On the ride home we busted my brother's ball for not making the final table cuz he was the one that basically got all of us into playing poker and likes to brag when he WINS after the fact.

Hafa Adai.

[spoon]

Justice4all...damn he was like the energizer bunny.
You have no idea how painfully true that statement is. :)


Well Crip, you just did it again. I knew you were roommates, but I didn't know you were that close! As Seinfeld says, "Not that there's anything wrong with it." In concept of course, but surely wrong for me. Perhaps you could beat my tetris record if you have J4 hold and you play? Just a shot in the dark I suppose.

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[Crippler]

Perhaps you could beat my tetris record if you have J4 hold and you play?
It never ends with this guy...




























...one great idea after another! ;)

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This message was edited by Crippler on 10-25-04 @ 6:40 PM

[Snoogans]

There goes Spoon runnin his loose "lips" all over town again

what a whore

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[FUNKMAN]

Spoon and Crippler- I'm still mad at myself for folding to you guys when both of you were bluffing that one time! That stuck in my head the whole night I was playing. You guys got me good.


don't worry Marc, they did the same thing to me except with me they pointed and laughed too...

damn! beat a brother when he's down
;p

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[spoon]

no way funk, i'll never be that guy. You played great. Hell I've never seen so many good pocket cards lose to shit. Your luck just wasn't there.

And Crip, that might be the best mod quote ever!

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This message was edited by spoon on 10-26-04 @ 12:03 AM

[FUNKMAN]

no way funk, i'll never be that guy


you're right J... it actually was a courteous butt-kicking

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