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Yerdaddy
10-24-2004, 02:06 PM
<a href="http://www.slapthecandidate.com/" target="_blank">http://www.slapthecandidate.com/</a>

Sure it's a stupid time waster, but I've found a practical use for this too: I leave it open when I read the news every day and when I read something that pisses me off I Slap the Candidate!

Today: "<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A57363-2004Oct23?language=printer" target="_blank">Memo Lets CIA Take Detainees Out of Iraq; Practice Is Called Serious Breach of Geneva Conventions</a>" SLAP!

"<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A58793-2004Oct24?language=printer" target="_blank">Sunni Clerics in Iraq Threaten Election Boycott; Group Plans to Protest U.S. Assault on Fallujah </a>" SLAP!

"<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A49742-2004Oct20?language=printer" target="_blank">Iraq Called 'Springboard' for Insurgency Figure; Intelligence Experts Say Jordanian Militant Zarqawi Wants Broader Role in Jihad Movement </a>" SLAP!

"<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A58312-2004Oct24?language=printer" target="_blank">Bodies of 49 Iraqi Troops Found Dead in Eastern Iraq - Member of U.S. State Department Killed in Separate Incident </a>" SLAP! SLAP!

"<a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1503&ncid=1503&e=3&u=/afp/20041023/ts_afp/iraq_oil_economy_041023175944" target="_blank">Iraq to phase out all subsidies: planning minister</a>" SLAP!

"<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3946831.stm" target="_blank">Iraq rocked by multiple bombings</a>" SLAP!

It's a very good stress reducer.

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Fuck it from behind.

furie
10-24-2004, 04:16 PM
i knew they were going to use the dean yell


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<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

keithy_19
10-24-2004, 06:32 PM
Why not just send them letter bombs?

























....Kidding of course.

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