Kelly Osbourne- Would you hit it?

[Meve]

http://pictures.kellyosbourne.org/data/media/303/03.jpg
http://pictures.kellyosbourne.org/data/media/187/03.JPG
(aaaaahhhhh)

i have a strong feeling someone posted this already but I couldn't find it... anyways
I think she would be wild in the sack but dirty(not in the good way)

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

This message was edited by Meve on 10-24-04 @ 7:13 PM

[fiestygal]

why did these WOULD YOU HIT IT posts come back...




and NO i would not

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[smiler grogan]

Nahhh
she is heavily dolled up in that pic and im still skeved out by her.

[A.J.]

I think it's time for a "Would You Hit It?" forum.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Oh hell goddamn no.

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[David Lee Kinison]

YES anytime


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[Fallon]

If that picture was really what she looked like, yes.

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[KC2OSO]

Yes. Repeatedly with a bar of soap in a sock.

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[JPMNICK]

no f'n way. she looks like 1/2 a retart. she is such a skank.


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[sexy bastard]

um only with my car....um correction only with a stolen car i dont want any dents in my car

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

Id hit it if my cock was a face hammer.

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[walking joint]

sure, why not

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[FUNKMAN]

sure, why not


because she has some of Ozzy in her...

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[Justice4all]

NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!

I would rather chop her head off and watch her die..she is an annoying, judgemental drug addict who has an opinion on EVERYTHING and thinks she is the shit.
She is one ugly retarded kid. As soon as I saw her on the Osbornes the 1st season, my immediate reaction was "Why doesn't anyone slap these two fucking kids upside the head...with a dump truck"

Just because she took one good shot does not mean she has it.
Yeeeuk
Nope
never

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[SlowDust]

Yes, yes, and yes.

I've always found her oddly hot.

[canofsoup15]

Yes, but I wouldn't announce it. I might have to be a little buzzed at the time as well. Sometimes she can be hot.

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[grlNIN]

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[canofsoup15]

That picture just gave me douche-chills.

I take back the "yes".

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[BoondockSaint]

She has a GIGANTIC head.

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[Reephdweller]

Yes, plus she's fuckin' loaded.

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[keithy_19]

No.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'd fuck Ozzy before I fucked her.

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[DeltaPin]

Nope. Never. Nada.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Did she get a boob job? In the pics where she's REALLY fat, she has no tits.



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This message was edited by Crippler on 10-24-04 @ 11:41 PM

[FMJeff]

she looks like a good candidate for facialabuse.com

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[Tall_James]

Fugly. No f'n way.

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[Iamnotatool]

I would hit it with a shovel.

Jeff, EVERY chick is a candidate for facialabuse.com

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[Hottub]

Could I fuck it from behind?

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[East Side Dave]

I'd like to try and stuff her into a pringles box. Just to see if I could it.

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[YoungJersey]

1 drink-eww
3 drinks-ehh
5 drinks- hey!
7+ drinks-sure, why not

but w/o the drinking? NOPE!!!!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Having actually heard her speak, I'd have to say no.

But just based on looks, I might. I sometimes like that fake goth/punk look.

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[MrPink]

nope i like em skinny like theyre on H

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

[walking joint]

I'd fuck Ozzy before I fucked her.


liar or gay?

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[fiestygal]

did you guys know she is actually a real blonde?

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[mikeyboy]

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Chris Farley in drag.

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[canofsoup15]

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[FUNKMAN]

Chris Farley in drag.


for some reason she makes me think of Pugsley Addams... i think it's the clothes and the short haircuts
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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 10-25-04 @ 7:37 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

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Britney Spears in six months??



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[Hottub]

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At least she cleans up nice.
Yeah, hit it!!

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Chris Farley in drag.

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Reminds me of the Zagat's review skit he used to do with Sandler.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

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Damn, which is it? That is why I voted "maybe"

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