Britney Spears- Would you hit it?

[Meve]

Before you question my post check this out (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/198635)
click "watch this movie"

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

This message was edited by Meve on 10-24-04 @ 11:59 PM

[Fallon]

Of course I would.

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[FUNKMAN]

talk about screwing up a wet dream... thanks Meve!
;)

might as well just stick you dink in a jar of the make-up she uses...

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[Crippler]

Until you show me the video where she has an unexplainable bulge in the front of her bikini, the answer still remain YES! And even then I would have to do more investigating.

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[ChickenHawk]

Watched the video...

And yes, I'd hit it.

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[Reephdweller]

Even more so after that. No doubt.


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[JPMNICK]

There is no need to even watch the video. the answer is yes. she is hot as hell. awesome body.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

is this work safe?

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Not Really

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[saveopieanthony.net]

is it really britney?

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"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[East Side Dave]

I'd like to hit Butterfield...

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[WindowSill]

Yes it is Britney...and yes....yes I would...


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[Hoojibs]

I still would. Two times.

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[PanterA]

You would have to be a faggot not to hit it at least once.

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[TheMojoPin]

The "sloppy" ass pics just made me want to hit it MORE.

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[WindowSill]

You would be a faggot to hit it JUST once...


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I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

[Hottub]

All day, every day!

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This message was edited by Hottub on 12-7-04 @ 7:53 PM

[Doctor Manhattan]

yes, but I hope she wouldn't talk during it.

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[JohnnyCash]

I still would.

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[MrPink]

you bet i would. i love em trashy and beat up

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

[JustJon]

Fantabulous!

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[saveopieanthony.net]

what do i need to view this? i just see like a cartoon fish or something...is it a britney cartoon or britney herself?

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"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[Iamnotatool]

http://www.m90.org/paparazzi/Nov25/britneypee.jpg


Britney's gotta pee!

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[Iamnotatool]

http://www.m90.org/paparazzi/Nov1/britneyacne55.jpg

That's attractive

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[Iamnotatool]

http://www.m90.org/paparazzi/britney%20butt.jpg

Nice ass

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[Iamnotatool]

http://www.m90.org/paparazzi/britcry.jpg

Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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[Fallon]

Very nice. (http://www.planetafamosas.com/planetafamosas/galeria.php?id=5134)
Ewww. (http://www.planetafamosas.com/planetafamosas/galeria.php?id=4666)

Some more pics (http://www.planetafamosas.com/?c=1&p=1&l=Britney%20Spears)

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 12-5-04 @ 8:37 PM

[FMJeff]

http://www.m90.org/paparazzi/Nov1/britneyacne55.jpg

That's attractive

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is that jizz?

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It made my heart sing.

[monsterone]

i'd drop 1 on her chest. an albany steamer!!!!!!!!!

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[high fly]

Hmmmmmmmmmm, should I listen to a gay cartoon character on who I would bang?




Nope.



Next question.







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[angrymissy]

you can make anyone look good with lots of makeup and a stylist. she looks normal without all the makeup

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[Iamnotatool]

you can make anyone look good with lots of makeup and a stylist



SOOOOOOO not true.

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[angrymissy]

ok, tack plastic surgery on as well

i saw some beast on "the swan" the other night that they actually made look halfway decent

take any NORMAL looking girl, give her makeup and a stylist and the right clothes and you can make them look pretty damned good

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[monsterone]

take any NORMAL looking girl, give her makeup and a stylist and the right clothes and you can make them look pretty damned good



it's called beer. and it even works for slam pigs.













and come on now, a girl's personally willl over-power any looks; aside from whores.


there are so many hot girls w/ low self-esteem out there that are hitable for "average" dudes.

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[Fallon]

Say what you want, she looked awesome the other night.

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/britney.jpg

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[Bill From Yorktown]

A six pack, the outfit she wore above on her, and 2 condoms, yea I'd hit it - and I prefer brunettes.

go figure.

Say what you want, she looked awesome the other night.

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This message was edited by Bill From Yorktown on 12-10-04 @ 6:58 PM

[Bulldogcakes]

She's getting old. I dont even feel guilty about wanting to bang her anymore.
Would I hit it? Sure. But after seeing some of her trashy side,
she'd have to get it good and hard just for ruining the fantasy

Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[A.J.]

Britney's feet stink up plane (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds17544.html)

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A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

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[mdr55]

Britney's feet stink up plane (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds17544.html)


Sounds marketable to me---"Smell like Britney Spears feet without the sweat". I bet people would buy it.

[Iamnotatool]

If her feet smell that bad, just imagine.....

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[Bulldogcakes]

Britney's smelly feet? Deserves its own thread
She's really going for the whole white trash thing. Including no indoor plumbing.
Smelly feet? I'm reconsidering whether I'd hit it or not. The fact we even have to ask anymore says alot.
If I read an article about "Britney's Cranky Butt" I'll never look at her the same way again.

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-14-04 @ 7:30 AM

[Iamnotatool]

I think I see a tittie NSFW (http://www.xnfu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=859)

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[keithy_19]

I'm just waiting for the sex video of her and some washed up out of work actor. And yea, I'd hit it.



there are so many hot girls w/ low self-esteem out there that are hitable for "average" dudes.


It's true. There's this girl I know who is good looking but is real shy and down on herself. For some reason this is ahuge turn on. I guess because when she smiled she was smiling because of me. It's a nice feeling.

Or maybe she was smiling at something totally unrelated, who knows.

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This message was edited by Keithy_19 on 12-14-04 @ 11:42 PM

[Bulldogcakes]

Smelly feet, steak for Rover, white trash husband.
I starting to think I'd like hit it with a 2x4.

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[Furtherman]

I guess because when she smiled she was smiling because of me. It's a nice feeling. Or maybe she was smiling at something totally unrelated, who knows.


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You put the DRAMA in melodramatic.

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[DJEvelEd]

You put the DRAMA in melodramatic.


Was it melotic before Keithy?

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

It's true. There's this girl I know who is good looking but is real shy and down on herself. For some reason this is ahuge turn on. I guess because when she smiled she was smiling because of me. It's a nice feeling.

Or maybe she was smiling at something totally unrelated, who knows.

The smile was for you if it looked something like this:
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ben+stiller+something+about+mary/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11qpqq8br/*-http%3A//www.bluejake.com/images/misc/ben%20stiller.jpg

but not if it looked like this

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=psycho+anthony/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=13vl4a14t/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/psycho/anthony_perkins/psycho.jpg

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[Furtherman]

Was it melotic before Keithy?


I'm not sure, but it was definitely sunnier.

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[Iamnotatool]

It's the bitches that'll gitcha

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[keithy_19]

I'm just saying it's a nice feeling.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/keithy.gif

[DJEvelEd]

I think I see a tittie NSFW


Here is Britney before the boob job & exfoliation:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5ZA9Hs6CC8QJ:http://www.cvm.tamu.edu/fad/chile/Chileimages/Revpics/FMDTON3.jpg

Let's see Britney's teat close up:

http://www.countdown.org.au/images/Teat%20images/Normal_smooth.jpg

I'D TIT IT!!!!






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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-15-04 @ 5:34 PM

[Iamnotatool]

Sh-udder!

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[Iamnotatool]

http://www.killsometime.com/Pics/Funny/images/Britney-No-Makeup-2.jpg

Not with your dick.

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[Iamnotatool]

OH NO! Britney's crying! (http://www.timekiller.com/redirect~linkid~11021.htm)



And licking Snoop Dizzle (http://www.timekiller.com/redirect~linkid~10995.htm)

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[Fallon]

OH NO! Britney's crying!
Waaaaaaah, I got shoulders like a man, waaaaaaaaaah!

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 1-22-05 @ 10:29 PM

[TheGameHHH]

Fallon can say that and we'll laugh cause there's a puppet on his hand.

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[Iamnotatool]

I can't believe it, it's almost to good to be true, I ain't never seen an ass...like...that.

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[Kevin]

Yikes Britney is really going down hill. How long before she goes on Howard and starts screaming Incoherantly? and taking pictures like this.

[quote]http://www.howardstern.com/04/01/14/13b.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/Untitled-1copy.jpg

Say Somthing funny Mikey.

[Iamnotatool]

<P>http://media.unleadedjokes.com/images/milksacs006.jpg</P>
<P>someone got knocked up by trailor trash</P>
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<P>nice tits though</P>

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[TheMojoPin]

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[torker]

<p>yes and no, yes and no...&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.speeds-cartoons.com/animations/britney.gif" border="0" /></p>

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[ChickenHawk]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size:9px;">quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><P><img src='http://media.unleadedjokes.com/images/milksacs006.jpg' border=0></P>
<P>someone got knocked up by trailor trash</P>
<P> </P>
<P>nice tits though</P>

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits<hr color="cococo" align="left"><br>okay, there's nothing wrong with a little pudge...
Anyone who says they wouldn't still hit that is lying.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm already hitting that, so, she needs to get off her ass and work harder.

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><img border="0" src="http://media.unleadedjokes.com/images/milksacs006.jpg" /></p>
<p>someone got knocked up by trailor trash</p>
<p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And Britney's NOT trailer trash? Am I missing something here?&nbsp;</p><blockquote />

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Can placebos cause side effects? And if so, are the side effects real?

[King Imp]

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[Reephdweller]

Aside from the Lindsay Lohan news today also came word of Britney Spears completely breaking down in a photo shoot for OK! Magazine, the pictures are supposed to be coming out at any time and it's been said that when they do and the story behind what happened at the shoot that her career will be over. If anyone has pictures or links to the pictures please post them.

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/bok.jpg

From TMZ.... (http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/24/ok-goes-for-it/)

n a surprising move, OK! Magazine (http://ok-magazine.com/) says they're going to show Britney as she really was on the day of her disastrous photo shoot (http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/23/britneys-disastrous-photo-shoot/) -- the good, the bad and the unbelievably ugly!

In an exclusive statement to TMZ, OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said, "OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."

As TMZ first reported, Britney had a complete and total meltdown during the interview and photo shoot. OK! was faced with a huge decision; to run the horrifying photos as is and risk ruining their relationship with Brit (and potentially her career), or run a sanitized -- and untrue-- article.

In the end, it appears as if OK! chose journalism over Hollywood. OK! is OK!

It has also been reported that she is pregnant again with her third child and does not know who the pop is....

Britney pregnant again?

07/24/2007 1:00 PM, Yahoo! Music
Lyndsey Parker

According to gossip tabloid NW Magazine, Britney Spears is pregnant with her third child.
NW reports that Spears has told close friends that she is pregnant, and that she does not know who the father is.
A source told the magazine: "She's been secretly filling her pals in on the good news since last week. Britney is in shock herself, this definitely wasn't planned. She's thrilled just the same."
Spears has two sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline: 1-year-old Sean Preston and 10-month-old Jayden James.
At this time, no one from the Spears camp has confirmed this pregnancy rumor.


http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/45246271

[JesterOfSadness]

I wonder if she ate her new doggy yet.

[A.J.]

I guess you CAN shine shit.

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/081707___Allure_Magazine_Britney_Spears_Photoshoot ___7.jpg

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/081707___Allure_Magazine_Britney_Spears_Photoshoot ___5.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

wow.

i didnt like madonna when she went brunette...
but it definitely works on britney.

thanx aj. now go post it in the hot chick pic thread!

[TheMojoPin]

If they're saying those are from any time in the last 2 years, they're lying their balls off. Or that's the mother of all Photoshop-fixes.

[A.J.]

If they're saying those are from any time in the last 2 years, they're lying their balls off. Or that's the mother of all Photoshop-fixes.

Yes, it's from a recent shoot.

[TheMojoPin]

Yes, it's from a recent shoot.

Then again, total lies or total trickery. There's way too many photos out there from the last year that show her looking like a walking lump of melting ham. Unless they somehow found the means to open up a portal to another dimension and stole THEIR 2007 version of Brtiney, this is hogwash and flimflam.

[TheGameHHH]

there was a period are 6 months or so ago that she got back into dancing shape. i think because of that those photos look the way they do.

[lleeder]

Why does it matter what she really looks like? If there are pictures that look hot out there then I'll batch to them. If someone says "Hey don't spank it to this cause the chick really looks nasty in real life" who cares I'll never meet her. I'll continue to enjoy whatever photoshoped airbrushed good Britney I can. The bad stuff I'll ignore if I'm looking for wood.

[TheMojoPin]

Why does it matter what she really looks like? If there are pictures that look hot out there then I'll batch to them. If someone says "Hey don't spank it to this cause the chick really looks nasty in real life" who cares I'll never meet her. I'll continue to enjoy whatever photoshoped airbrushed good Britney I can. The bad stuff I'll ignore if I'm looking for wood.

You jerk off to cartoons, don't you?

Preeeeeeeee-vert.

[cougarjake13]

You jerk off to cartoons, don't you?

Preeeeeeeee-vert.

yeh he was saying how he loves the hentai porn

[A.J.]

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/orig_082707___Britney_Spears_Angry_With_Paparazzi_ __3.jpg

[DolaMight]

The cops pushing her car when it runs out of gas is probably the sexiest picture

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=478439&in_page_id=1773

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/britx1BARCROFT2908_468x806.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/britx2172908_468x667.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/britx172908_468x389.jpg

[Furtherman]

I guess you CAN shine shit.

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/081707___Allure_Magazine_Britney_Spears_Photoshoot ___7.jpg





http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/britx2172908_468x667.jpg




Not the same person.

[Don Stugots]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/britx2172908_468x667.jpg



what an ass.

[led37zep]

I'd hit it, but I'd wear two bags.

[DolaMight]

It's basically like watching a editor's cut of Terminator 3 without the CGI. That's how much work it must have taken to hide the real Britney back then. She really is ordinary.

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/081707___Allure_Magazine_Britney_Spears_Photoshoot ___7.jpg
Notice the fact she's wearing knee-high boots and she couldn't get them past her calves. All crinkly.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/britx2172908_468x667.jpg

[underdog]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/britx2172908_468x667.jpg

Its weird that she manages to find all these gravel driveways to sit on in LA.

[Raging Bull]

Its weird that she manages to find all these gravel driveways to sit on in LA.


Oh like that really matters. What planet do you live on that women done have that road rash on her buttom? Be happy that you are looking at her bare ass.

[Don Stugots]

Its weird that she manages to find all these gravel driveways to sit on in LA.

i prefer to think of those as the bite marks that i left on her ass.

[JPMNICK]

Oh like that really matters. What planet do you live on that women done have that road rash on her buttom? Be happy that you are looking at her bare ass.

i was just on an island vacation, and way more than 1/2 of the girls that I saw there had at least a little cellulite. it really doesn't matter how heavy you are, it is a genetic thing

[DolaMight]

It's basically like watching a editor's cut of Terminator 3 without the CGI. That's how much work it must have taken to hide the real Britney back then. She really is ordinary.

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/081707___Allure_Magazine_Britney_Spears_Photoshoot ___7.jpg
Notice the fact she's wearing knee-high boots and she couldn't get them past her calves. All crinkly.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/britx2172908_468x667.jpg

then and now
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/08/0828_bindy_spears_wi_g.jpg

[AJDELAWARE]

I would just because ive been with crazy girls before, and well....they are wild in bed.

[Fezticle98]

Yes, I'd hit it.

Her performance on the VMAs was embarrassing, but a "good" Britney performance is probably just as bad.

Her body was decent and I don't really care about her hair. She reeked of a certain desperation that made it hot.

[sailor]

yeah, so she's not 17 anymore. crazy people with impossible standards..

[Fezticle98]

yeah, so she's not 17 anymore. crazy people with impossible standards..

She's not?! Oh, then scratch my previous post.

[epo]

The question shouldn't be "Who you hit it?" with Britney.....but rather "Would Britney do you sober?"

And after Sunday nights performance....I can finally say yes.

[The Silencer]

There is no doubt in my mind that i would tap Britney lol...Come on...Its Still Britney lol

[FUNKMAN]

i'd sock it then i'd rock it...

[waltermitty]

I'd hit it sooooo hard....

If only for the story to tell... And I'd tell it all the phucking time.....

[newport king]

i'm honestly convinced everyone calling her fat and ugly, and picking on her hair extentions, doesn't like pussy.

and women i hear bashing her i'm convinced they're jealous they don't look half as good as she did on stage, and thats AFTER she dropped 2 kids.

yeah she's not what she once was, and not the hottest chick i've ever seen, but get a grip. you see that chick in that outfit walking down the street you'd lose your mind.

[ralphbxny]

Of Course!! I shop lift the coochie from single moms!

[Fallon]

Hell yes. She's probably a terrible lay by the way she's so zoned out now, but she's more than bangable.

[FUNKMAN]

i'd sack it then i'd crack it

[JPMNICK]

i'd sack it then i'd crack it

you got a million of these....

[FUNKMAN]

i'd sack it then i'd crack it

you got a million of these....

nah i just ran out



















:devil2:

i'd slap it then i'd tap it

[A.J.]

i'm honestly convinced everyone calling her fat and ugly, and picking on her hair extentions, doesn't like pussy.

I prefer it when it's clean...and not on display for the paparazzi.

[Midkiff]

i'm honestly convinced everyone calling her fat and ugly, and picking on her hair extentions, doesn't like pussy.

and women i hear bashing her i'm convinced they're jealous they don't look half as good as she did on stage, and thats AFTER she dropped 2 kids.

yeah she's not what she once was, and not the hottest chick i've ever seen, but get a grip. you see that chick in that outfit walking down the street you'd lose your mind.

Thaaaaaaank you. Sure, she's not as ungodly hot as she was before, but she sure as hell is not fat. All these people are talking shit, but I guarantee 99% of the chicks these guys have are fatter and/or uglier. I mean, be for real.

[TheMojoPin]

All these people are talking shit, but I guarantee 99% of the chicks these guys have are fatter and/or uglier. I mean, be for real.

I mean, stop being a complete dick and basically dishing out personal attacks about people's actual wives and girlfriends just because someone badmouths your imaginary one.

[Midkiff]

I mean, stop being a complete dick and basically dishing out personal attacks about people's actual wives and girlfriends just because someone badmouths your imaginary one.

I don't have an imaginary one. I have a real wife who I love and is beautiful.

I'm not dishing out personal attacks. I'm simply stating that realistically, there's no way all of these people being so critical of this chick have any room to talk. I mean dude, I have seen pictures of lots of these people. There is no way these people are bringing down anything better. Mikeyboy and Dave, sure, but that's the minority.

[TheMojoPin]

I don't have an imaginary one. I have a real wife who I love and is beautiful.

I'm not dishing out personal attacks. I'm simply stating that realistically, there's no way all of these people being so critical of this chick have any room to talk. I mean dude, I have seen pictures of lots of these people. There is no way these people are bringing down anything better. Mikeyboy and Dave, sure, but that's the minority.

Yes, we know what a majority is. It's hard to not figure that out when you said that 99% of the people who wouldn't have "fatter, uglier" significant others. Surely you'd take issue with someone saying the same about your wife.

[angrymissy]

http://rocklandusa.com/blog/wp-content/photos/081707___Allure_Magazine_Britney_Spears_Photoshoot ___7.jpg
Notice the fact she's wearing knee-high boots and she couldn't get them past her calves. All crinkly.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/britx2172908_468x667.jpg

Thats a scrunch boot, 80's style. It's supposed to look like that.

However, she is wearing a tunic top as a dress without some sort of tights or leggings underneath. Unforgivable.

[Midkiff]

Surely you'd take issue with someone saying the same about your wife.

Of course I would. Then again, I'm not the one calling every woman on Earth fat and disgusting. That's the whole point. I am being realistic in my assessment of Britney. She is truly not that bad in the grand scheme of things. I find her face unattractive, but to call her fat or as Opie said, "lasagna belly," is absolutely absurd and unrealistic.

I don't even like the bitch. I just don't tolerate hypocrisy well.





Oh, and leave me alone.

[TheMojoPin]

Of course I would. Then again, I'm not the one calling every woman on Earth fat and disgusting. That's the whole point. I am being realistic in my assessment of Britney. She is truly not that bad in the grand scheme of things. I find her face unattractive, but to call her fat or as Opie said, "lasagna belly," is absolutely absurd and unrealistic.

I don't even like the bitch. I just don't tolerate hypocrisy well.

Says the guy that has no problem taking a direct personal shot at multiple people here in single post by insulting their wives and girlfriends simply because they won't parrot your "I'd hit that" sentiments.

And nobody here is "calling every woman on Earth fat and disgusting," not even close. In fact, the only person even remotely making that kind of generalization is you when you decided that 99% of the wives and girlfriends of posters that don't find Britney Spears attractive must be "fatter and uglier."

Bottom line, that was a dick move, and you really need to think about how personally insulting you're making threads about random celebrity women that have nothing to do with any of us.

[Dougie Brootal]

my chick is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than britney spears. ask stugots.

[Midkiff]

direct personal shot = multiple people

?

You clearly either missed the point, or are intentionally ignoring it. You, my friend, are the dick. Maybe you as a mod should think about not being an asshole all the god damn time. I was echoing the sentiments of another poster. Why do you always take personal offense to everything I say, no matter how many others are posting the same opinion? And don't say I made it personal. I didn't. I made a broad, sweeping statement.

By the way, it is just that. An opinion. I'm entitled to it. So are you. I'm not attacking you. You're attacking me, and you won't just leave me the fuck alone. You're one of those fucking people who have to get the last word every time. Clearly you enjoy getting me angry, but just leave me the fuck alone, for fuck's sake! Fuck!

[TheMojoPin]

You really have no idea what you said, do you? Please explain how I am attacking you by pointing how you insulted a bunch of people's wives and girlfriends.

[Furtherman]

From IMDB:

Britney Cried Over VMAs Performance

Pop star Britney Spears was "inconsolable" after watching her widely-criticized comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, it has been alleged. Spears kicked off proceedings at the Las Vegas event on Sunday with her new single "Gimme More." But the performance was viewed by many as a disaster - not least, it seems, by the troubled star herself. A backstage source tells Us Weekly, "She was able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium. She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling, 'Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!' She was inconsolable."

Inconsolable.

[Don Stugots]

my chick is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than britney spears. ask stugots.

very true. why she is with a gay guy i will never know.

p.s. i dont think she is fat. she just isnt thin by society's standards.

[Jujubees2]

very true. why she is with a gay guy i will never know.

p.s. i dont think she is fat. she just isnt thin by society's standards.

Great point Stugots. Society is really screwed up. Is my wife hot? Well to me she is but I'm sure others would say no. Hey, to each his own.

[Dougie Brootal]

very true. why she is with a gay guy i will never know.

i give good head. ask stugots.

[Dougie Brootal]

i give good head. ask stugots.

wow, you guys are slippin. 3 hours and 15 minutes. not 1 word.

for shame.:nono:

[Hottub]

Shut up and keep sucking!!!

[Fezticle98]

From IMDB:

Britney Cried Over VMAs Performance

Pop star Britney Spears was "inconsolable" after watching her widely-criticized comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, it has been alleged. Spears kicked off proceedings at the Las Vegas event on Sunday with her new single "Gimme More." But the performance was viewed by many as a disaster - not least, it seems, by the troubled star herself. A backstage source tells Us Weekly, "She was able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium. She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling, 'Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!' She was inconsolable."

Inconsolable.

I'm so sorry, Britney.

[Furtherman]

Inconsolable.

I'm so sorry, Britney.


Damn it fezticle, do you even know what the word means!?!?

[Fezticle98]

Damn it fezticle, do you even know what the word means!?!?

I was just trying to make her feel better.

[JPMNICK]

i give good head. ask stugots.

wow, you guys are slippin. 3 hours and 15 minutes. not 1 word.

for shame.:nono:

you're gay?? is that better?

[grlNIN]

Mojo is such a feminist.

More power to ya, Foxy sista.

[Dougie Brootal]

you're gay?? is that better?

a little.

[Furtherman]

Britney Spears- Would you hit it?

Or rather, Britney Spears - Would she buy a hit?


"Entertainment Tonight" is reporting a contract has been put out on Kevin Federline's life. (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/17/federline.death.contract/index.html)

This is probably some rumor gone wild, BUT... could you imagine if Britney, all crazy and drugged up, tried to put a hit out on him so she could keep her kids!?

I think it's possible!

[JPMNICK]

Or rather, Britney Spears - Would she buy a hit?


"Entertainment Tonight" is reporting a contract has been put out on Kevin Federline's life. (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/17/federline.death.contract/index.html)

This is probably some rumor gone wild, BUT... could you imagine if Britney, all crazy and drugged up, tried to put a hit out on him so she could keep her kids!?

I think it's possible!

that would only make her hotter in my mind

[thejives]

Nothing important to say, but I'm kind of upset I spent a minute of my life that polar bear do a fezzatorial.

[Furtherman]

Nothing important to say, but I'm kind of upset I spent a minute of my life that polar bear do a fezzatorial.

:huh:

[Bulldogcakes]

Britney Spears Will Temporarily Lose Custody of Her Children (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297107,00.html)

http://www.common-sense.com/Members/john/content/CTD.jpg/image_mini

Between this and the "Hit' rumor, I'm starting to see a Dana Plato ending here.