Al Dukes really is gay

[ScottBaio]

Ok. Circus Girl was all over Al, and he was pushing her away because he thought she was too drunk to know what she was doing. Ron asked him about his lame "I'm not gay" cover story and Dukes said:
I think that's a legitimate thing to say
Not that it was the truth or that he would have banged her if she was sober, but:
I think that's a legitimate thing to say
As if the believability of his lame excuse is sufficient for him to remain in the closet.

He's gay.

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[Se7en]

He really is. There's no denying it now. He's a flaming queen.

I would have had my way with every orifice and stolen her cab fare too. But he does nothing.

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"I smoke. I take drugs. I drink. I wash every six weeks. I masturbate constantly and fling my steaming poison semen down from my window to your hair and food. I'm a rich and respected columnist for a major metropolitan newspaper. I live with two beautiful women in the city's most expensive and select community. Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[HordeKing1]

All this demonstrates is the validity of my assertion that Al is frightened by strong assertive women and that if he ever moves away from his asexual state, it will be towards a young easily impressed "girl."

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[The Blowhard]

I somehow picture Al as "The Gimp" from "Pulp Fiction".

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"

[Big Jim]

Well in light of the tragedy, our little DATE with Al Dukes has been postponed...hopefully we can take him out during the middle of October while I am on Fall Break from Villanova...We will see how much of a queen he is...(hes not bad looking for 30 either)

<img src = "http://www.reelboys.com/Official/DannyPintauro/gallery/PIX/90/90-DJP-006-tb.jpg">DANNY PINTAURO IS MY HERO....Struggling at Villanova, missing Ron and Fez,
*BIG JIM*

[MrMarcus]

Sex with a beautiful woman is a rare and precious thing, esp. for a guy like Al. You have to take advantage of it when it's before you like that.

[LatinJoker]

AL DUKES IS GAY???SHOCKER!!!

I'm Ron and Fez' lovechild.