What would you do

[WNEWstinks]

If there was a girl with a crazy boyfriend who is about to be sent off the jail and wants to get with you?

This guy is crazy, and carries a gun. He's going to be away for a year or two. Don't know what for. If I know theres kind of people, they have their friends looking after their girl when there away. But I work with this girl and if we do something at the work place, no one will ever know.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

[Tall_James]

He's going to jail so you have nothing to worry about. As a matter of fact, you should go to his sentencing hearing and make kissy faces at him because what can he do? He's going to jail!

You know what would be cool? If you took this chick out to all of the places that she used to go to with this psycho. That'd show him.

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 10-26-04 @ 10:34 AM

[Furtherman]

Do it. Then visit the boyfriend in jail and tell him you did it. Then pick him up on his release and remind him you did it.


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[mdr55]

What the fuck??? You got a job in Delaware already after moving there last week?? And you also know that this girl's boyfriend is going to jail, carries a gun, etc. It doesn't add up. Stop with the stories already you fako.

WNEWstinks aka the boy who cried wolf.

Hafa Adai.

[stickyfingers]

If there was a girl with a crazy boyfriend who is about to be sent off the jail and wants to get with you?


Apparently her boyfriend is geh.

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[TheRealEddie]

Do it. Then visit the boyfriend in jail and tell him you did it. Then pick him up on his release and remind him you did it.


Yeah, this is exactly my advice as well with one exception. When you pick him up, and right before you remind him what you did, give him a loaded piece. He obviously needs one for protection.

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This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 10-26-04 @ 11:00 AM

[Iamnotatool]

STOP THE BULLSHHIT!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!1!

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[WNEWstinks]

What the fuck??? You got a job in Delaware already after moving there last week?? And you also know that this girl's boyfriend is going to jail, carries a gun, etc. It doesn't add up. Stop with the stories already you fako.

WNEWstinks aka the boy who cried wolf.



I got transfered from my last job as a lifeguard to a gym. She told me all of this, you ass. anything else you want me to discredit you about you know it all you.

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[Katylina]

If there was a girl with a crazy boyfriend who is about to be sent off the jail and wants to get with you?


Oh please date her. I want you to fuck her all over the house. I can just hope and pray that one day he walks in on you with his big shotgun while you are banging his girl in the ass.

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[mdr55]

You got a pic? How we know your telling the truth this time.



So I guess the long distance relationship with that other girl didn't work out? :(


Guns are legal in Delaware so get your gun permit and start packing. If she's hot go for it. If she's not hot go for it anyway. It ain't cheating if their not married so why care at all.


Dude...no reason to talk tough. i'm on your side here but some of the stuff you post are like "shocking" and unbelievable. You got so much shit going on you should have your own t.v. show. I know i'll watch it.




Ah fuck it. I'm through being nice. You want to fuck that bitch go right ahead. You asked my opinion and I gave it to you. Now go fuck yourself, you fucking asshole.

now now now mdr that's not nice.


Going back to your original question, wait until the dude goes off to jail. give it some time then move in. If she's in it only for sex, then you got it made. But if she wants a relationship, be careful cuz she may stab you in the back like she's stabbing her boyfriend right now (and he's not even in jail yet). What goes around comes around. :)






Oh yeah. FUCK YOU! :eg:

Hafa Adai.

[INFOSTUD]

I would ask the boyfriend to shoot me [you] before he's locked up. I hope this girl is underage like the last one.

When didn't the first girl (Miss 15) relocate with you?

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[Tall_James]

I got transfered from my last job as a lifeguard to a gym.

Ironically the gym he's working in doesn't have a pool. Basically he just sits in the men's showers and makes sure that no one drowns.

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[WNEWstinks]

I would ask the boyfriend to shoot me [you] before he's locked up. I hope this girl is underage like the last one.

When didn't the first girl (Miss 15) relocate with you?



Suprise, suprise this girl is 21. I'm leaving my past behind me, time to move on to bigger and better things.

I was thinking of doing her in the sauna, in 200 degree atmosphere.

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[Iamnotatool]

My guess is the only one you are 'do'ing is yourself. Have fun with that.

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[Tall_James]

I was thinking of doing her (him) in the sauna (ass)

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[grlNIN]

Ironically the gym he's working in doesn't have a pool. Basically he just sits in the men's showers and makes sure that no one drowns.


That makes me think of the JIm Carey skit on SNL, where he's lifeguarding the jacuzzi.

Good stuff.

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[INFOSTUD]

Only Christ!!!! This chick is 21!!!! What the hell happened?! This chick is ready for the old folks home.

I would have thought you would have gotten a job at a Gymboraee so you could meet single girls.

Tall James: thanks for decoding his secret message.

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 10-26-04 @ 4:15 PM

[furie]

life guards have a trasnfer program?


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[WNEWstinks]

Ironically the gym he's working in doesn't have a pool. Basically he just sits in the men's showers and makes sure that no one drowns.


That makes me think of the JIm Carey skit on SNL, where he's lifeguarding the jacuzzi.

Good stuff.



I have to lifeguard a 3'4''-3'8'' pool along side a jacuzzi. I have to press a botton every 25 minutes to restart the jets in the jacuzzi. If it takes me more then 3 seconds to press the botton one of the criptic bitches starts yelling.

On a side note, I fell asleep for 20 minutes two nights ago while on duty.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

[WNEWstinks]

life guards have a trasnfer program?



They had to fax over my paper work and get the okay from there regional director and I was in.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

[TheRealEddie]

That makes me think of the JIm Carey skit on SNL, where he's lifeguarding the jacuzzi.



Yup, here is WNEW at work..

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[INFOSTUD]

That sounds like an extremely challenging job with a bright future for advancement. Thank God that you are making a positive contribution to society. I hope you don't crack under the pressure.

God only knows why people get good educations. I guess these fools want to get good jobs.

Keep your eye open for lifeguarding jobs at junior high schools. I hear there's a lot of 15 year old girls that attend them. Maybe you could get a job turning on and off the light switches in the classrooms.

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 10-26-04 @ 10:38 PM

[Jennitalia]

sounds like your type

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[MrPink]

do it then get a gun just in case.

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

[reeshy]

I would fuck her silly...take plenty of pictures....send the boyfriend the used condum......fuck her some more..then be a nice guy,,,pick him up when he;s released fron prison and be he's penpal for life!!!!

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[SatCam]

Go to visit him in jail and while your girl goes to get a drink make thrusting motions while he's clawing at the glass.

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[sr71blackbird]

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I second.

[Hottub]

I, personally, would invite the lady to my house

[mom's house]

Massage her naked body with essential oils

[the Jergen's I use to JO with]

Give her 20 minutes of the best cunilingus known to man

[jam my fingers in her cooch]

and then make sweet love to her, bringing her to multiple orgasms, not giving a damn about my own finishishing

[hope i don't finish before full penetration]

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