View Full Version : Arafat Collapses As His Health Worsens
badorties
10-27-2004, 06:42 PM
RAMALLAH, West Bank - An ailing Yasser Arafat (news - web sites) collapsed Wednesday night, was unconscious for about 10 minutes and remained in a serious condition. A team of Jordanian doctors was urgently summoned to treat the ailing Palestinian leader, whose wife headed to her husband's side from Paris. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041028/ap_on_re_mi_ea/arafat_s_health&cid=540&ncid=716)
if arafat dies, will is this have a huge imapct (at all) on tuesday's elections ...?
how fucked will we be if a power vacuum occurrs in his absence ...?
or when his secret homosexual lifestyle is finally pubically revealed, will it bring down the PLO ...?
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mdr55
10-27-2004, 06:50 PM
or when his secret homosexual lifestyle is finally pubically revealed, will it bring down the PLO ...?
what do jimmy and tammy faye baker got to do with this????
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This could be very good, but like everything else that happens over there it will probably end up very bad.
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newport king
10-27-2004, 06:54 PM
i dont know but i got this bitch in the celebrity deathpool.
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TheMojoPin
10-27-2004, 07:00 PM
Who's lined up to take over when he croaks? Or are we looking at violent internal power struggles?
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ChickenHawk
10-27-2004, 08:03 PM
Poor guy... We're all pullin' for him.
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NewYorkDragons80
10-27-2004, 08:37 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Mahmoud_abbas.jpg
Is it too late for this brother?
On a similar note, I found an interesting picture of what I believe to be Yasser Arafat with Ayman al-Zawahiri in a book. I'll post it here when I get a chance so I can get your comments on what you think.
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mikeyboy
10-27-2004, 08:39 PM
Who's lined up to take over when he croaks?
I just checked my ticket. Apparently its down to me or PanterA.
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FUNKMAN
10-27-2004, 08:44 PM
i heard to help with his recovery they sent in a couple of palestinian sex-dolls
they're easy to use because they blow themselves up
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TheMojoPin
10-27-2004, 08:45 PM
If you made that up, you're my new hero.
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Yerdaddy
10-28-2004, 01:40 AM
They're finally going to be able to start drying the dishes in the PLO cafeteria again.
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FUNKMAN
10-28-2004, 08:34 AM
makes you wonder who will be the next "world's sexiest man"?
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Reephdweller
11-04-2004, 04:05 AM
Arafat is in a coma... (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041104/ap_on_re_mi_ea/arafat&cid=540&ncid=716)According to a Palestinian official.
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Recyclerz
11-04-2004, 04:13 AM
Arafat in a coma
Oh no, oh no
it's serious
;)
Can't we strap some plastique to this bastard and move this along?
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-04-2004, 04:15 AM
What a shame.
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Mike Teacher
11-04-2004, 04:26 AM
If he goes down like this, it sure will be weird seeing the words "Natural Causes" next to his name.
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badorties
11-04-2004, 05:49 AM
On a similar note, I found an interesting picture of what I believe to be Yasser Arafat with Ayman al-Zawahiri in a book. I'll post it here when I get a chance so I can get your comments on what you think.
does the picture confim arafat's dying of aids ...?
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Freebird
11-04-2004, 05:52 AM
Another one of those guys who never saw martyrdom as something everyone except him should do. You'd think the backstage pass to paradise would be the thing.
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Melrapuo
11-04-2004, 07:18 AM
Can't we strap some plastique to this bastard and move this along?
I can't help but wonder if your pinky finger daintily lifted off the keyboard as you typed that word out.
Someone should try to wake him up. A few good blows to the head with a baseball bat is sure to do the trick.
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11-04-2004, 07:30 AM
I can't help but wonder if your pinky finger daintily lifted off the keyboard as you typed that word out.
Well, he WAS quoting Morrissey in the very same post...
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FUNKMAN
11-04-2004, 07:38 AM
it sure will be weird seeing the words "Natural Causes" next to his name.
plus he'll lose out on all them virgins and will have to settle for sloppy seconds...
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I'm watching the President's news conference. One of the reporters said that Arafat is indeed dead.
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EDIT:OK, now CNN is saying that the French hos[ital denies he's dead. boo.
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TheGameHHH
11-04-2004, 07:56 AM
Yea, I heard the same thing........A reporter said Arafat died and Bush kinda confrimed it. He said, "May God rest his soul"
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Recyclerz
11-04-2004, 08:05 AM
I can't help but wonder if your pinky finger daintily lifted off the keyboard as you typed that word out.
Well, he WAS quoting Morrissey in the very same post...
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kevcala
11-04-2004, 08:07 AM
Found this on www.collegehumor.com (http://www.collegehumor.com)
Yasser Arafat, not feeling too well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and cupping her hands around her crystal ball, she finds the answer and says "You will die on a Jewish holiday". "Which one?" Arafat asks nervously. "It doesn't matter", she replies "the day you die will be a Jewish holiday."
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reeshy
11-04-2004, 12:19 PM
n Ramallah, Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qorei told reporters Thursday that Arafat was in stable but serious condition and still required urgent medical attention. "He's under treatment in very honest hands, our friends the French," he said.
ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TheMojoPin
11-04-2004, 01:01 PM
Where'd the Shah end up?
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reeshy
11-04-2004, 02:01 PM
The Shah was cool!!!!!!!!
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WRESTLINGFAN
11-04-2004, 02:49 PM
Where'd the Shah end up?
The USA, I believe he was treated at the Mayo clinic
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badorties
11-04-2004, 02:59 PM
Where'd the Shah end up?
after being treated in the USA ... and all the fuss caused, egypt welcomed him ...
he remained in egypt until his death ...
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Se7en
11-04-2004, 05:41 PM
This fucker needs to go ahead and die already. Sometime either tonight or tomorrow, so that when he kicks it I'll have time to throw a party celebrating his death this weekend.
No matter what he is dying of - leukemia, AIDS, old age - it's a far quicker, less painful death than he deserves.
Man, if he does die.....that, coupled with the Bush reelection, would make this like the best week ever.
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reeshy
11-04-2004, 05:52 PM
The Shah was still cool...he had a neat haircut!!!!!!
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torker
11-04-2004, 05:58 PM
This fucker needs to go ahead and die already
And Yasser,
I miss you more than all the others,
And I salute you brother
This song is for you my brother
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It gives him the temerity to join the human race
I just heard on CNN that Arafat is out of his coma and stabilized.
In other news, there is a God and He hates us.
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keithy_19
11-06-2004, 06:32 PM
Let's say Arafat is out of the coma, how long does this guy have?
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Longer than he should have.
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11-06-2004, 06:40 PM
True.
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SatCam
11-07-2004, 09:50 AM
I give this guy 48 hours at the most.
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11-07-2004, 09:53 AM
48 hours at the most
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canofsoup15
11-07-2004, 09:53 AM
Will this end or ignite more violence in the Middle East?
After that's answered I can make my closing arguments. :)
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reeshy
11-07-2004, 11:39 AM
Maybe when he dies,,,the Baby Jesus will take him up to Heaven....and recreate the Crucifixion twice a day on Arafat...3 times on Sunday!!!!!
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