Greatest Disease Ever

[FMJeff]

Should this even be considered a disease?

Click here (http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/11/01/painless.child.ap/index.html)

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/fmjeff.gif">
<br>
It made my heart sing.

[A.J.]

She should come to my school.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/04/29/xavier3.jpg

<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>

A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

[FMJeff]

whaddathey call ya...wheeels?

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/fmjeff.gif">
<br>
It made my heart sing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Don't be too sure about this Jeff - I've heard that this also ties in with pleasure receptors as well.



<center><img src="http://s95227862.onlinehome.us/sigs/chadsig1.jpg"></center>

[Iamnotatool]

Greatest Disease ever



I'm partial to Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[keithy_19]

Eh, it's neat but I think AIDS blows it out of the water.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/tarasig.jpg

[Iamnotatool]

AIDS is just for people who want to lose weight, or fags.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[furie]

I thought it was the Pan-Demic of 1919.


<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/furie1335/.Pictures/images/jets.jpg">

<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

[jeffdwright2001]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/HEALTH/11/01/painless.child.ap/story.painless.child.jpg

"You're the disease. I'm the cure."

http://www.sylvester-stallone.sk/soundtra/cobra/cdcobra.jpg

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jeffdwright2001"><br>
"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

Thanks to Reefy & M1 for my sigs!!

[East Side Dave]

Hopefully she'll push Samuel Jackson down the stairs again before he plans an attack...

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia Edits

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

This message was edited by East Side Dave on 11-1-04 @ 2:18 PM

[ChickenHawk]

Is there a way I could obtain a version of this disease that can be toggled on and off at my will?

<IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ChickenHawk">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>[color=white]

[jeffdwright2001]

Is there a way I could obtain a version of this disease that can be toggled on and off at my will?

Same here, but I just want to use it for threads started by WNEWstinks.



<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jeffdwright2001"><br>
"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

Thanks to Reefy & M1 for my sigs!!

[Mike Teacher]

A very good [bad choice of words, but hey...] chance that this will kill her, as it does many.

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/esig">

[badorties]

he feels the pain of everyone ...

http://www.musicclub.it/fototeca/J_MASC03.jpg


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=badorties"><br>

+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+

[keithy_19]

I sympathize with everyone who has a disease. Some more then others, but especially children with diseases.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/tarasig.jpg

[Jack_Doff]

I had something kind of similar a few years ago in that my nerves weren't passing impulses. I was constantly burning the crap out of myself because I didn't realize that the shower was too hot or that pan is hot and stuff like that. You can really do a lot of damage to yourself while you're not realizing it.

This message was edited by Jack_Doff on 11-1-04 @ 4:03 PM

[Fallon]

Maybe Extreme Makerover: Home Edition can build her a house. Better not install a fire place.

<center>
<img border=1 src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=WWFallon">
</center><font color=white>

[keithy_19]

Multiple Sclerosis fucks up your nerves. It can make you numb or extra sensitive. I have both in different parts of my body. It really sucks. But that's ok cause I should smile big.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/tarasig.jpg

[JPMNICK]

Keith how long have you had MS for?



http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/a_schilling_ft1.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[keithy_19]

2 years. It will be three in May. I'm actually doing pretty good, a lot better then other people. But it sucks all the same.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/tarasig.jpg

This message was edited by Keithy_19 on 11-1-04 @ 5:35 PM

[newport king]

you just know a couple years from now some dickhead boyfriend of hers is going to be begging for anal.
"cmon its not like you can feel it anyway!!"

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg">

[SatCam]

If that same guy broke her heart, would she notice?

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig90_general_political.jpg" align="right" alt="LAL!" /><a href="http://www.satelitecam.tk">Ron and Fez Drops and Bits</a>
50%[color=white]

[DJEvelEd]

I'd give anything for her to feel pain."


Gee thank's Mom. Such kind words!!!



I favor Tenesmus...

<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/originoffeces.jpg">
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY: "THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BIG WET GAPING ’NUS FILLED WITH DIARRH’?

[Katylina]

At least she will never have to suffer through menstrual cramps or the first time a guy sticks it in her ass.

<center>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<marquee>I have no desire to make windows into men's souls.</marquee>

[Iamnotatool]

I would say having the sharts is the greatest disease ever, but I'm afraid an overeager panty wearer would not only lock the thread, but DELETE IT TOO!!!!!!

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[WNEWstinks]

I gata go with the flesh eating disease. Greatest Disease bar none.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

[Crippler]

I would say having the sharts is the greatest disease ever, but I'm afraid an overeager panty wearer would not only lock the thread, but DELETE IT TOO!!!!!!
Yeah but once you start talking about shart everything breaks down, there's anarchy, mayhem...and someone has to be brave enough to step in & put an end to that kind of discussion.

Getting back to topic, though, I see double penetration porn in this girl's future (assuming she doesn't play hide-n-seek in the oven on Thanksgiving Day in the next few years) and quite frankly I'm excited for her. She can be a star.

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/71172486.jpg[color=white]

[torker]

Macroorchidism - abnormal testis enlargement

<IMG SRC=http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/41855e91zfa5977f1/torker131313/__sr_/3e29.jpg?pf8MwhBBe3qK_oC_>

[Iamnotatool]

Yeah but once you start talking about shart everything breaks down, there's anarchy, mayhem...and someone has to be brave enough to step in & put an end to that kind of discussion


Bravery? Thats what you call it maybe...I got other words for it.



<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[IrishAlkey]

Hopefully she'll push Samuel Jackson down the stairs again before he plans an attack...

Fucking comedy gem...



<center>http://artemis.gamedaemons.net/alkey.gif</center>

[DJEvelEd]

I would say having the sharts is the greatest disease ever, but I'm afraid an overeager panty wearer would not only lock the thread, but DELETE IT TOO!!!!!!



Yeah but once you start talking about shart everything breaks down, there's anarchy, mayhem...and someone has to be brave enough to step in & put an end to that kind of discussion


Bravery? Thats what you call it maybe...I got other words for it.



Gay magicians who make shart disappear?

People For The Censorship of TaintZits?

ModNazis?

Whether they're right or wrong, you got to give them credit for taking a stand on tough issues!






I STILL HOLD THE RECORD FOR MOST THREADS IN THE STAFF ROOM!!!!! I ROCK!!!! (even though nobody knows it)



<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/originoffeces.jpg">
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY: "THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BIG WET GAPING ’NUS FILLED WITH DIARRH’?

[IrishAlkey]

I STILL HOLD THE RECORD FOR MOST THREADS IN THE STAFF ROOM!!!!! I ROCK!!!! (even though nobody knows it)


Ahem.

<center>http://artemis.gamedaemons.net/alkey.gif</center>

[Iamnotatool]

Whether they're right or wrong, you got to give them credit for taking a stand on tough issues!



um ok


How about the Plague?

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[DJEvelEd]

Ahem.


EvelEd: "I have an idea, let's count them thar Shock Threads and see."

IrishAlkey: "As long as they got beer & bitches, let's go."

EvelEd: "Well, they have Zima & Mojo"

IrishAlkey: "OK, once we're drunk it won't matter."

*KNOCK KNOCK* on Staff Room door

IrishAlkey: "OPEN THIS FUCKING STAFF ROOM UP YOU COCKINGMOTHERFUCKINGCOMMIEBASTARDS"

EvelEd: "WE DEMAND TO SEE THE SHOCK POSTS YOU NAZI SCUMS!!!!!! LET THE CHILDREN READ, LET THE CHILDREN READ!!!!!!"

Anonymous Voice Behind The Door: "Go away you assholes!"

IrishAlkey: "ILL SHOW YOU ASSHOLES AN ASSHOLE.........ASSHOLES!!!!!"
*drops trau and lays a long brown stinking cable on the Staff Room Doormat*

EvelEd: "HAHAHA ALKEY YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY! YOU SURE SHOWED THEM MAN HO HO HO HAR HAR HAR!!!"

IrishAlkey: "WIPE YOUR FEET ON YOUR MAT NOW FAGGOTTS!!!"

EvelEd: "ALKEY HA HA HA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT? HO HO HO THAT REALLY STINKS HAW HAW HAW!!!"

*Staff Room door opens*
Anonymous Voice Behind The Door:"GARDE LOO"
(When emptying F‘ces filled chamber pots out the windows, the cry "Garde Loo" was called to let people on the streets below to look out for flying shit in the old days, and this was a cause of The Plague IAMNOTATOOL...)

Anonymous Voice Behind The Door:"GARDE LOOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!GARDE LOOOOOOOO"

*EvelEd and Alkey are now showering together in F‘ces*

EvelEd: "This is GREAT!!! Can I get that spot on your back for ya buddy?"

IrishAlkey:"Sure Pal, right under this her- WAIT A COTTON PICKIN MINUTE!!! I'm not ready for this man, I'm not even drunk!"

EvelEd and Alkey stop making eye contact immediately and look down.....................................at each other's crotches all covered in hot F‘ces

EvelEd: Wow man, I've never seen anyone look so good with shit on their seam"

IrishAlkey: "Well YOUR seam is covered with TaintZits so you can forget it buddy, although this F‘ces shower is a special moment that I will always remember and hold close to my heart"

EvelEd: "Me too brotha, me too"

EvelEd and Alkey continue to shower in the F‘ces with Mojo peeping through the peephole

Mojo: "Them guys know how to party"

EvelEd & Alkey sing the F‘ces song:

"F‘ces F‘ces"
"Shower in F‘ces"
"Tra La La...La La La..."
"F‘ces"

<img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/originoffeces.jpg">
PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
SPONSORED BY: "THE F’CESTOF C’SAR" BY ’SOP c464 B.C.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BIG WET GAPING ’NUS FILLED WITH DIARRH’?

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-2-04 @ 6:24 PM

[Iamnotatool]

The Plague IAMNOTATOOL...)



Kindly leave me out of your poo fantasies, you sick freak.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

wish i had that when pop was beating my butt with the belt...

i'd scream bloody murder while he was beating me and then go in the other room and start snickering

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

[Katylina]

i'd scream bloody murder while he was beating me and then go in the other room and start snickering


I do that when I have sex.

<center>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<marquee>I have no desire to make windows into men's souls.</marquee>

[FUNKMAN]

I do that when I have sex.


even if i had that disease i would still be able to feel the 'heat' of that statement

smokin hot

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg">

[PhishHead]

I'm partial to Irritable Bowel Syndrome.



Thats cause you dont have to live with it, like I do. Worse Disease Ever!!!

<IMG SRC=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/ph_sig.jpg>
thanks to monsterone for the sig

This message was edited by PhishHead on 11-2-04 @ 7:42 PM

[Katylina]

I'm partial to Irritable Bowel Syndrome.



Thats cause you dont have to live with it, like I do. Worse Disease Ever!!!

<IMG SRC=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/ph_sig.jpg>
thanks to monsterone for the sig

This message was edited by PhishHead on 11-2-04 @ 7:42 PM

smokin hot

<center>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<marquee>I have no desire to make windows into men's souls.</marquee>

[sr71blackbird]

My penis just moved

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

[MrPink]

i like ebola!

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

[Iamnotatool]

[quote]

I'm partial to Irritable Bowel Syndrome.



Thats cause you dont have to live with it, like I do. Worse Disease Ever!!!


smokin hot




I think ED just blew a load

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[reeshy]

My penis just got larger....again!!!!!

[center]<IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=reeshy">
[center]