Your age by chocolate math

[ag]

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.



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It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.



Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those wastes of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (More than once but less than 10)






2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)




3. Add 5. (For Sunday)



4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the

Calculator...............




5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754....




If you haven't, add 1753.



6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.




You should have a three digit number...





The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).




The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


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[Doctor Manhattan]

nice, I'd be impressed if my birthyear wasn't used in the "trick" but still cool.

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This message was edited by SKW on 11-2-04 @ 3:07 PM

[wilee]

Simple algebra. It only works for people who are less than 100, and will only work as written for the year 2004 (unless you increase the 1754 and 1753 by one each year later).

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This message was edited by PanterA on 11-2-04 @ 4:21 PM

[silera]

It's a lot easier to subtract my year of birth from 2004.



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[Iamnotatool]

Either that or just remember your age, then lie about it!

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You got that as a forward, didn't you?

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[ag]

yea I did Kat from my father, then I fowarded it to everyone I knew and then posted it cause I had nothing better to do

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[Katylina]

You get a big LOL for that one, buddy. ELBOW ELBOW WINK WINK!

Can you post the poem about the girl who dies in the drunk driving crash as well?

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[FUNKMAN]

reminds me of:

> 3 guys go to a hotel
> bill is 30 dollars
> each guy gives a 10 dollar bill
> manager later finds out the bill is just 25.00
> manager gives bellhop 5 singles to give back to the guys
> bellhop keeps two dollars and gives each guy a dollar

question 1 / how much did each guy actually pay?

total it up

question 2 / how much did the bellhop take?

add it to the previous total

question 3 / where's the other dollar?


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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 11-2-04 @ 7:55 PM

[Snoogans]

cause what they pay includes what the bellhop has

9+9+9 is 27, the bellhop has 2 OF THAT 27, and the other 3 are the 3 dollars that he gave back to the men
edit: i dont know if im right, thats just what i think, so dont get mad if its right, but it makes sense

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[MrPink]

go to snopes.com fer the hotel thing answer.

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[FUNKMAN]

go to snopes.com fer the hotel thing answer.


Thanks! Thanks Alot!

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[keithy_19]

I'm kinda dizzy so I am surprised that I was able to do the math.

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[furie]

what does 5 have to do with Sunday?


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