Tara Reid: Drunk, naked, and sloppy... again.

[Tenbatsuzen]

So at Puffy's 35th Birthday party, Tara Reid accidentally flashed everyone her newly augmented breast.

Which would have been fine and dandy... IF THE SCARS HAD FULLY HEALED YET!!!!

<a href="http://chill.to/xax/2004/11/tara-reid-pdiddy-combs-royal-birthday.html">AUGH!! Not safe for work, or lunch.</a>

Now, before anyone starts ranting about how boob jobs suck, I want to point out that the scarring on her nipple is NOT from a typical boob job.

Tara got a breast lift along with the augmentation, which led to the scarring. Usually, high-end augmentations do not go anywhere near the nipple, instead through the belly button or armpit or under the breast, using cameras for proper placement and filling the implant inside the body.

Since Tara's breasts were lopsided, she needed the lift, and scars usually take about six months to heal.



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[Snoogans]

what an ugly nip, you shouldnt get boob jobs, but if you do, go through the belly button

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[Snoogans]

after readin tenbats, who seems some sort of expert, whatver, still rather not have boob jobs. and why does she need one, what is she like 25

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[Tenbatsuzen]

why does she need one, what is she like 25

You can be young and still have saggy/lopsided breasts.



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[Snoogans]

well then you do, its a part of life, every guy i know would still hit it, even with lopsided breats.

i mean damn, would you get your ballsack lifted cause one nut hangs lower than another

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[Tenbatsuzen]

i mean damn, would you get your ballsack lifted cause one nut hangs lower than another


Your ballsac isn't a intricate part of your gender's wardrobe and fashion choices.

A woman's breasts, however, are.



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[Snoogans]

and so are bras, i never heard anyone bitch about her breasts when she was in american pie, its not like you see them lopsided unless she wants you too.

and if you pick the right shorts, your balls could be a very big part of your wardrobe

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[Doctor Manhattan]

This is my favorite. Look at the claw that press lady has! (http://people.freenet.de/cpc_sim/1105/Tara_Reid_P_Diddys_Ball_15.jpg)

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[torker]

We are a society that mutilates the genitals of our sons shortly after birth.
Are daughters are lead to believe their vaginas smell bad, their breasts are too small and they are not pretty enough.

Tara please let me stick my circumcised cock in your stinky cunt until I blow a load on you flap-jack tits and crater face.


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[DJEvelEd]

Some societies even remove the clitoris. Somewhere in the world there is a HUGE pile of clitorises....clitori?

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY???
CLITORISES? CLITORI? CLITORAMA? CLITERIA? CLITCLUMP? CACKLE? PRIDE OF CLITORIS?


please let me stick my circumcised cock in your stinky cunt


By the way, do you have a red ring around your cock where your foreskin used to be?

And blue veins?

Me neither...


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[fezident]

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[Justice4all]

Misplaced nips or not....this is Tara Reid...bound for porn somday (I hope)..so that being said....


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[ChickenHawk]

Yeesh... Her areola is shaped like a kidney bean.

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[mothershucker]

Why in Gods name would an INCREDIBLY hot babe fuck herself up like that?

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[AppleBoy]

Tara! Tara! Reid all about it! Your boob's hanging out! geh geh geh

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[TheMojoPin]

Scars or not, those are some fugly-ass boobs.

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[morecowbell11]

i wrote a poem for tara;

I would hit that in a box
I would hit that with a fox
I would hit that in a house
I would hit that with a mouse
I would hit that here and there
Say! I would hit that anywhere

thank you

im morecowbell11 and i approve this message

[Ndugu]

fugly-ass boobs


i believe all boobs are great, except old lady boobs, when i see those i throw up in my mouth




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[Fallon]

Why in Gods name would an INCREDIBLY hot babe fuck herself up like that?

I blame the redhead.

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[Snoogans]

why the red heads tits arent lopsided

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[TheMojoPin]

That picture makes Tara look like she just got out of a bath tub in "The Shining."

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[FMJeff]

That picture makes Tara look like she just got out of a bath tub in "The Shining."

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

isn't that joke copyrighted by now?

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[A.J.]

"Oh. It looks good on YOU though."

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[kevcala]

By any chance did anyone see Tina Fey and Amy Poeller make fun of this on SNL this weekend. I thought it was really funny. For those who didn't see it, Tina and Amy re-enacted it with barbie dolls complete with an oversized champange bottle and coke pile. If it pops up online, I'll post the link, or if anyone finds it before me could they PM me or post it.

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[Meve]

Here is a video with a little commentary. Check IT OUT! (javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(202125, 400, 550, '202125_troy_tara.swf', 'Tara Reid Franken-Boobie', 0);)

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[TheGameHHH]

I didn't see it happen live, but I caught a clip of it and that was absolutly hysterical. The pile of coke made me piss my pants.

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[kevcala]

Here is a video with a little commentary. Check IT OUT! (javascript:OpenPortalContentWin(202125, 400, 550, '202125_troy_tara.swf', 'Tara Reid Franken-Boobie', 0);)

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

I meant the video of the SNL Weekend Update clip where they made fun of this.

And did you really just link me back to this post?


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[Doctor Manhattan]

I found this video of Tara. Man she got pissed! (http://members.cox.net/qtx/tara.avi)

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